Also a lot of them are taken from other websites. You have to register for a lot of them though and I'm secptical about the users agreement on them (hidden programs). You can also create your own and suggest them if there any good.
When was the last time you fed your technology? Do you just expect a dog for example to behave and do as its told when it hasn't eaten in over a month? No. Stop complaining, feed your darn boiler/phone/printer etc... stroke them. Be nice to them. Read them a story every once in a while. They will show their appreciation by keeping you cosy warm at night, let you know when people contact you and print things worthy of a magazine printworks.
I've actually read a few adverts stating that they were wanting a computer technician to come and fix their computer. In return the lady will service him. Have you thought about that? Sex for heat. Blowjob for prints. Spanking for a working phone.
Just a thought.
Well for Sarge. I didn't know you when I joined. You were still a shy little pup. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You really started posting when I went for my first semester but ok ok I will give you a mention.
I will try my bestest not to continue with drabble but then again it does get your post count up. Anybody up for a game of ping pong?
I'll work on being more pleasent and welcoming but I have some words I need to say first.
Jags. Come here you little scrumpet. I want to smoother you in butter, put you under a grill for a few minutes so the butter melts and then lick you all over. Just like a crumpet. PS. If you don't like the crumpet idea you could always be smothered in kisses and make sure every muscle in your body is shuddering from delight.
Bilko:
Just for you matey.
Hello!
I'm talking about the lack of inhibitions here.
I don't usually post on this site (disregard the last 990 posts) but I always seem to post more when at least tippsy (ok ok pissed).
I seem to post what I would think anyway. I don't consider any consequences and hit the submit button. It is usually posted quickly without thought of the thread. Without consideration of the readers and very rarely with compasion.
I was thinking how you post when intoxicated. I don't believe I would make a good forum user whilst drunk but atleast one in the ten would be quite amusing/relevant (to me anyway).
Do you express your views with images? Large writing? Colours?anything?
The colour means nothing to me. (Not nothing but not as one is better than the other). Even peroxide blonde is nice. Not too keen on the complete artificail, ie blue, green, purple, bonnets but in streaks they can be nice.
Styles I have more of a preference to. I like short hair but enough to grab from behind.
I like long hair brushing against me as she rides on top.
I like to kiss the head, neck and working lower of the lady so either hair will come into play here, although thicker hair may lose the sensitiveness of the scalp.
Head massage on any hair but the head is full of dead nerve that are only awakened by use. The more you have your head scratched, rubbed the more you will enjoy it. (Talking about weeks on end, not in a 30 minute stint).
Hi my name is (insert name) and I'm form (insert district/country area) and I'm looking for (men/women/couple/bi/str8/single/tv/curious/confused/worried). I am always horny so I need servicing as much as you can give me.
As (I/we/us) don't accomodate we will need to meet in (hotel/car park/street/pub/yourplace/msn/ /email/cam/telekesis). You should be (16-190) and want to think about meeting.
Please give (me/us) your (email/pictures/phone numbers/mobile numbers/location) and (I/we) will meet you immediately.
Regards,
(insert name)
I for one would like to thank Rabbit and dudcarl as it really does give people who care about this site a chance to vent their own frustrations.
When do the 'regulars' (used loosly) bitch about not getting things? Shout and run off with their mouth/keyboard. I honestly believe it is only with time and experience do you realise what this site is about. Only then can you truely accept how good a site it is.
The only time you get a whinge from a more experienced SH poster is about real life not being as good as this site!!!!! (Thats how I read it anyway).
Thankyou to Rabbit and dedcarl for letting us just (well we didn't because we like Rabbit) rip into you. Take it on the chin and think about what is happening and not about yourself and you will realise Mark is a big, so very black darlek.
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and still noone send email back to you this site is shit and there no ggenuine couple or fem on here so go fuck this site i am going to stare my owe site from genuine couple