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mattmoleman
1 week ago
Bi-curious Male, 44
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh and ill be the kinkiest dirty whore ever for you :twisted:
lol
xxfem xx

Is this your way of saying you like sex then fem_4_taboo? :shock:
I've never liked sex. All them bodies writhering around, sliding against each other, hands, legs and lips just locking onto each other. Nope never liked sex. Its bad and its dirty. evil
I keep wanting to eat all the nice scented soaps you get from Lush. The one I'm trying not to eat at the moment is MarBar. Looks so tasty........... and ...............I .............could ..........just.............take............a..............nibble............no no no. Bad man.
The other thing I have in my bath (excluding myself) is a yellow rubber ducky. Nothing compared to Carpys but he does have a good play when there's bubbles in too.
<<<<Just a big kid at heart.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
And I saw WBB walking down the street in Manchester once!

WBB spends a lot of time walking the streets of Manchester!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: wink
Maybe shes lost? dunno lol
Does that mena you could take her home and feed her lots of chocies like a stray puppy? cool
Here WBB, come her WBB. :lol:
Double checked the coding you've given us. It would help if you didn't edit it when you copied it into the post:
As you can see this is random advert. The link tags are complete and they are pointing to the image The link is also wrapped around the image so there is nothing wrong.

<td width="18%" rowspan="4" id="imagecell">
<a href="./photos/ " onClick="NewWindow( ,'pictures','500','500','yes');return false"><img src="./photos/thumbs/ " alt="pictures of Fun loving couple looking for fun! (1)" width="59" height="100"></a> </td>
The html you gave us doesn't include the <img src=***> tag where the link is supposed to be around. This could happen for lots of reasons. You are running a half cached version of the page.
Your connection to the site isn't complete due to having too many temp internet files. If you had your settings to refresh at every visit to the page you will always have the correct page come up.
The problem is at your end and not the site. Sorry.
Quote by johneboy
blink NFI dunno
HTH biggrin

it's all gobblerjook to me too :blink:
Its not the website thats not working, or the html coding. Its the connection or might even be a browser setting with how it handles its cache and temporary files.
I remember when I first read html, I thought it was like the matrix language 1010
Quote by mr filth
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting. rolleyes

Charmin
Check the thread http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58950.html
You'll see what I mean.
If the charming was to the way I jumped on the thread let me know so I'll pm you why.
So does it happen only on that one ad? Which ad section is it in? What happens if you go back and reload the page? What happens if you click on the image again to reload the image?
Could you tell her to come to Yorkshire as all the sheep, ferrets and pigeons are on strike and there's a big gathering of horny flat cap wearing men awaiting. rolleyes
Where is this happening? Photo Ads? Forum? Any of the links on the left?
Chances are it is just your connection to the site is a bit slow and the page isn't fully loading. Just reopen the page and it will work.
Quote by marmalaid
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

I know you said that grammar is not included, but I'm still surprised that the lack of a comma here has not been picked up.
"She is Alspals." - Who is? It should have been "She is, Alspals."
Second thing - What about malaprops? Here postie did one by using admittance instead of admission
Quote by postie
Bollox* :shock:

I take that as an admittance.....
lol
1-0
Would it count if FB used the wrong word?
Chris
I know we would all like to see Freckldbird in a club (of her choosing) but it does look like it is spelling only. Freckledbird just just rant off completely random words, if they are spelt correctly then thats ok.
The use of ' is more important because it is part of the word and if it is missed then the word is mispelt. I think Bilko explained that one well :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Am I allowed to put an asterisk after every word?

Put it in your signature Freckledbird?
I'm not sure who will have the more fun. HornyRed set loose in Amsterdam or Dino been let off the leash to do the manly things he is so wanting.
I know which one I'd chose everytime. :beer: :beer: :beer: :evil2: :yawn: :yawn:
I think it's very bad of us to try and bait Bev into posting quickly to increase the chance of spelling mistakes. Lots and lots of fun, but still bad. lol
Please say it doesn't include grammer mistakes too. I can't speak right (properly) never mind read good. confused (well).
Mod edit to save Matt's face
:rose:
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: :shock: :shock: You did it!
Errrrrrr gobsmacked here - back later biggrin

One to many 'r' in the Errrrrrr!!!!! lol
Surely you should have a 'amount of posts per day' set too. Otherwise Freckledbird could easily cheat by not posting on the forum until Christmas. lol
Hello all,
I truly hope that this will help you understand not only the implications of sending false mailings out but how to spot them and prevent them from ever getting around.
Hoax mailings and false information mailings usually have some wording that can help you in spotting them. They can also appeal to your sense of Fear, Concern and Greed. I'm going to go through a few of them now but you must realise that emails can be changed over time and so this information may become obsolete if not kept up to date.
FEAR
The virus which will eat your hard drive if you open the email with "XYZ" in the subject line, or twenty people died or lost their jobs because they did not pass this message on. (You can substitute any kind of accident or catastrophes for XYZ).
CONCERN
You can make a terminal cancer patient's dream come true, or induce XYZ Corp to give x cents to charity for every e-mail message you get people to send to it. This also contains the petition type of email chains. (You can put in any company name but the main ones used here are Microsoft and AOL).
GREED
You will get x dollars/pounds/euro's for every pyramid of recipients you can start by mailing this to someone, or sending your credit card number to someone. (Greed also contains the African money scam which has been going around for over a 100 years. Corrupt official has money but needs to send it out of the country to your bank account etc).
Common used phrases:
This email is not a hoax.
These six words are almost a complete give-away. This should immediately get your alarm bells ringing but to be on the safe side you better keep reading to make your own decision.
This has come from a
The fact that such trusted people make this mistake is far more damaging than if "normal" people did it. You must take personal responsibilities for all emails you send out, not rely on other peoples words as they can easily be mistaken or even made up. (Please read the part about False Authority Syndrome)
This has been sent from
If Microsoft wanted to warn people of a whole in Windows Software they wouldn't send emails out, instead they would put a patch out or a security update to resolve it. As for the news sites if it states it came from the BBC then check on the BBC website. It would have to be a very high top story front page material to reach emails sending out so it will be on the front page of the web site too. (Hoaxes very often contain company names in a vain attempt to give it authority and a sense of importance).
You must delete as soon as you see it
So many emails are going around telling users what to do. They are not just telling you to delete a file but they are ordering you to do it without question and complete obedience. The files you are actually deleting are system files themselves. Often deleting these files will take a long time to recover from and will open up security holes in the operating system. (A simple Google search will tell you what the file does and if it is needed. A search will also show results of the hoax email and how to recover from it when you do delete it).
Email to your all your friends/Send to everybody now!!!!
Hoaxes wouldn't be affective if they just asked you to do something. Instead they try and TELL/ORDER you to do it. If the message was that important then the people you would send it to would already know about it by the proper channels.
Send to 5/x amount of friends for (something to happen)
There is no code out there that can perform actions on your PC for something to happen when you use the forward key. Impossible. The only way this would work is if it was in a tracked link within the email itself (forward-to-a-friend) and then it would require your action. (You know it doesn't work so don't waste peoples time sending them on to x amount of people).
No Remedy/Resolve/Solution available
Anti-virus companies actually employ virus generators to try and fool their own anti-virus products. This is to enable them to keep ahead of the scum that create them. If there were no solutions and the email is as bad as they say it is then the solution will be within 30 minutes of the virus being created never mind until you got the email.
The email has already gone to over 50 people
It will be old news if you find that the email has already gone round the world to finally arrive into your inbox. These addresses don't make the email any more valid but less so. These email addresses are often automatically generated when the mail was originally created and the rest could well be others who have fallen for the email. (Read email harvesting for the dangers of these mails).
Dangers of hoax/spam emails
False Authority Syndrome
This can be very dangerous and complex issue. If you want to read up on this please visit this site for a good example and explanation. It is a few pages long but reads ok.

- In brief - Most people who claim to speak with authority about computer viruses have little or no genuine expertise. The person feels competent to discuss viruses because of his job title, or because of his expertise in another computer field, or simply because he knows how to use a computer.
Email Harvesting
Have you ever found yourself on a spamming mailing list? Eventually you will be. One reason for this is Email Harvesting. This is made incredibly easy by the people who send these chain emails out and continue them. The emails that have just been forwarded to all of their address book and then forwarded on again will contain references to all of them email addresses. If that mail got forwarded on to somebody genuinely infected by a virus that steals email addresses not only form their address book but from the mails they read too. You have no control over other people reading a mail you sent to a friend. You have no control over somebody else’s inboxes and you have no control if a virus has stripped the email of all addresses and sends the results back to a mailing list. (One solution would be to always clear out email addresses and tidy up the email before sending. You can also use the BCC (blind carbon copy) function so you don't put all your friends at risk too).
Useful links to check when you receive a suspected hoax.


Please let me know if I have missed anything out and I will gladly include, change or delete any information here.

If the email is sent to Dave Notts and has the word 'gorgeous' in any part of the body/subject line then you KNOW its a fake.
Happy emailing,
Matt
Quote by dave19683
do you know or not.

Why should a complete stranger tell you? If you want to find it so baddly (assuming there is one) then go looking for it.
This is going to be my only post on this matter so don't bother with a come back.
Quote by maidinheaven
I've got a problem with MSN so maybe one of you knowledgeable people can help me.
Since I got back I have a new computer and I'm very happy with it. Much faster and therefore much easier to use.
When I got back to my MSN, it dowloaded whatever it wanted to download and I've just been to look at the "About" and it's version 4.7.
Now this is my problem. Much of what it knows about me must be on the website because I didn't have to load in my contacts again. HOWEVER, on the old computer the message window had two pictures in it. One of mine that I could change and one of the person I was talking to.
On my latest version - which must be the latest version because it's been downloaded in the last few days - The little pictures aren't there.
Does anybody know how I can get them back? I've been back to my old computer and they're still there on that one.
Please.
Mollie

I've a feeling you've actually installed Windows Messenger. As MSN messenger and Windows are very alike and both use the .net passport then the contacts list will be the same.
Try redownloading and installing from scratch the MSN messenger program from When its installed and up and running you will once again have the little pictures to see who you're talking to.
Make sure you are actually using MSN messenger. The pictures part were only introduced on MSN 5 and up too so thats another guess as to what maybe wrong.
Let us know when you've had a play around more.
LittleGem beat me to it.
MSN messenger is not going to cahrge to use its services. MSN have just spent a lot of money advertising the new FREE Messenger 7.5 so for them to suddenly turn around and waste all the advertisment then it would be stupid.
MSN do offer a ISP which people do pay for so a mixup may be from that. Maybe they are raising the prices for it or something and when somebody saw MSN raising prices they might of thought of the MSN Messenger. confused
Nobody will need to start panic downloading MSN 7.5 now so they can install it whenever they want. It isn't a fuel crisis so lets just all carry on as normal shall we?
Quote by HornyRed


They have an uncanny knack of knowing just what thoughts are passing through the minds of men. Now how is that? :undecided: :undecided:
:confused:

Im not telling you :gagged:
Would you mind showing us then? wink Now what am I thinking about HornyRed? :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx

I keep getting visions in my head of you sitting ont he photocopier. Not sure why but it brings a smile to my face.
You do know that they aren't designed to take pictures of your arse don't you?

Me and the offending photocopier aren't that intimate, the closest it's ever come to feeling any of my body parts is through my boots :kick: lol
Thats good. I was going to say. You've got a perfectly good camera for that kind of thing. (Thinks back to the loverly shot you did when you first bought it) cool
Quote by bluexxx
Another one I forgot that Equi-Princess mentioned ----- photocopiers banghead ---- they take one look at me and die...... obviously I'm not the only one...... we have one at work that must be in love with the engineer, it craves his attention 24/7 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I keep getting visions in my head of you sitting ont he photocopier. Not sure why but it brings a smile to my face.
You do know that they aren't designed to take pictures of your arse don't you?
Well you could easily setup (I say easily because Mark would do all the hard work) an automatically update-able thread or link that could show you the members born on that day. This could be either their forum register date or their birthday. It would require a lot of updating and if everybody kept clicking on the link and running the query it may have other implications on the site. Not good.
Their birthday would have to be entered into the database though and to be honest I'm not 100% confident on giving out that much 'real' information on the web. You can know my age but not my date.
Quote by postie
OMG.. super -Mod powers.. like she wasn't scary enough already ??? :shock:
bolt

Next thing we'll find out is that they can fly so whenever we are naughty they will fly round and give us a big spanking.
These new super mods are a force to be reckoned with. I wonder if there will be super Trolls as their enemy?
Quote by Jonathan
i've gotta say its a great avatar! the deco looks like something ive seen before! lol !!!
i had to take a double take when i saw it for the first time!...

I think you might be onto something there. It's not that Marms has wonderfully smooth long legs but its actually the lightly coloured, neat and tidy background. If it was full of rubish, had a football calander on the wall then maybe the image would be in a different light. confused
Quote by MikeNorth
Their website doesn't seem to be up at the moment, but contact details are on here:
Club Sparx contact details
Good old google.

They don't have a website because it looks like they've sold the domain name. That's if they ever had one.
You might not of found them because they might actually be out of business. confused Try the phone numbers given and find out for yourselves first hand.
Hope you find your next club a little easier.
Considering I have absolutely no idea what these new super powers are. I would boldly like to volenteer Dambuster for these services.
wink