maturewanker's Profile

7 Apr 2005

Don't hold your breath my friend. This place is all talk and no action.....trust me.
It appears to be 90% male dreamers and 10% female internet junkies hovering around the 29 stone mark fitting in 'smart' answers on here whilst watching daytime trash television.
You've more chance of seeing a unicorn on the M25 than getting your leg over as a result of posting on this board!
confused

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1 Apr 2005

Sorry Cats....I don't follow.
Care to elaborate?
confused

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1 Apr 2005

.....met up and had fun after posting on this forum?
I'd be interested to know as, although I've only been here a short time, I'm getting the distinct impression it's all 'talk' on here and no action.
Anyone agree?
rolleyes

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30 Mar 2005

They have had PM's and photos from my handsome self too but sadly, I wasn't wanted. I'm very sad.
:shock:

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29 Mar 2005

....if there are any couples out there that would like to fuck while I watch and wank (and take pics if you wish) then my king-size bed is yours for the afternoon or evening.
I will respect your wishes and limits. Discretion assured.
PM me if interested.
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24 Mar 2005

Does it have a GNVQ???

No, it has a masters degree
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24 Mar 2005

Quote by KitKat
Have you considered hiding in a toilet bowl and looking up?
lhk
Kat

LOL

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24 Mar 2005

You trust correctly sir!
I was referring purely to my skilled tongue.
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23 Mar 2005

Come on ladies.....I'll make it worth your while!
I promise.
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21 Mar 2005

.....to sit on my face.
Am I looking for the impossible?
East London/Essex area. Will visit you.
I'm a young looking 55 year old with own full head of hair and own teeth.
wink

Please PM me if you fancy dominating a man for an hour.

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