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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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erm just realised I should get off my soapbox- the games are still playing!!
oh well, i can enjoy my first place while it lasts- might be pretty short lived!hehehe!
i'M 1ST! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BEAT THAT DEN!!!!!!
Every week he tries to give me his top tips, and everyweek I ignore his top tips- and look where it gets me!wooohoooo!!!!
Maz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
But in sooo many pornos, the guys all have them on, and pulled up for that matter.
I suppose there isn't really a sexy way to take them off, especially if you get caught up in the moment, but it just makes me laugh when i watch porn with socks!
m x
You just want a colletion of hot asses on your pc, don't you Tan?! hehehehe!
Do we really have to wait that long? can you not post as they come in so we get some tasty previews???xxx
maz
Quote by winchwench
ooooo i hadn't heard of naomi watts or rachel weisz (sp) but they are HOT!
Keira looks lovely in that pic- don;t normally find her as hot- but there- yum!
The gal i swoon over at the moment is a page 3 girl called Amy (possibly changed to Ami or Ammeee or something more fitting with p3) She is sooooo hot......
i'll have to have a think about this one, i don't tend to lust over celebrities (unles it's Justin Timberlake or Daniel Craig, or the gardener from Desperate Houswives or amie!
Maz xxxxx

Rachel Weiz played the female lead in "The Mummy" :thumbup:
Aha! I might have to get the DVD.... purely for educational purposes!
Hmmm I'm struggling with this one- i think more need to post some pictures to help and give more suggestions...
Shakiras' dancing is always a turn on......
Quote by Freckledbird
FB wonders if some men get PMT?

Maz doesn't wonder, Mazknowssome men definately get major PMT....
ooooo i hadn't heard of naomi watts or rachel weisz (sp) but they are HOT!
Keira looks lovely in that pic- don;t normally find her as hot- but there- yum!
The gal i swoon over at the moment is a page 3 girl called Amy (possibly changed to Ami or Ammeee or something more fitting with p3) She is sooooo hot......
i'll have to have a think about this one, i don't tend to lust over celebrities (unles it's Justin Timberlake or Daniel Craig, or the gardener from Desperate Houswives or amie!
Maz xxxxx
Quote by sparky33
It wasn't offensive either.
Was I supposed to say; "would you have sexual contact of any kind with a human being who was born as a male of the species but has now decided to partially change thier sex, by this, I mean one that has decided to live and act as a woman, has decided to have breast implants/hormone treatment, but has decided to retain their penis?"
A bit long winded I think.
And generally in my (media lead) experience, those that choose to retain their penis do so as the change was a sexual one and not an emaotional one, so I was referring to deliberate "shemales" no doubt you find that word offensive too.
Isn't it funny that it's always those they aren't actually the type that take the offence, and isn't it funny that often it's the same members that take offence to just about anything that other members say just because it suits their ends.
Forgive me for mistaking this site for one frequented by liberal open minded adults.

Sometimes I wish there was a giant one of these:
rolleyes
lol
I don't get PMT and don't think I ever have- i try and tell den he is v lucky!!!
Quote by blonde
Oh sorry I thought you were
Well you've got a very understanding partner then!
Bet you've never actually done one each day of the week

Sweetie,
I am not sure what you are saying?
Do you think swinging is wrong if you are married?
If you do, why are you here?
Not trying to start a row, just trying to understand kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yup, I'm not quite sure I've got the right end of your stick either, lauren?
Can you not be a faithful, married swinger?
dunno maz x
Quote by TheLovelyOne
She could be poached for their swimming team....

You'd need quite a big pan though ...
Just notch up the degrees in the swimming pool heating system....
Quote by winchwench
Size 7 here too. I don't think a 7 is noticeably huge. Not until I put my pointy toed boots on anyway lol Our 14 year old daughter- who has a tiny frame- already has size 6.5 feet- I do hope they don't grow too much more or she'll struggle to find shoes. confused
A few years ago, we had an exchange student from Oz stay with us for a weekend. She was the same age as our eldest- 14- but she had a gargantuan frame- and size 12 :shock: feet!!!! My mate walked in, saw them in the hall, and said "bloody hell, I could row across the channel in one of those!" :giggle:
I felt so sorry for her- stuck in blokes shoes & trainers at her age.

She could be poached for their swimming team....
Quote by winchwench
15 degrees here at the moment, and I'm just in a towel (no change there then) The heating almost certainly wont be on til October.
I do have the coldest feet known to mankind though- my circulation is lousy. confused

Come over here and I'll warm them up! :twisted:
Maz xx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have the opposite problem, I have small feet (size 2 - 3) and have problems buying sexy shoes that dont fall off when Im walking.
Although I do have say, I have never heard anyone comment on the size (small or large) of a womans foot and whether or not they would find it attractive. I have never even thought about the size of mans foot either (well, not since I found out that the old wives tale about foot size relating to other things, was totally untrue) wink

I love having small feet (size 3) it means i get to buy kids trainers- waaay cheaper!
However, I also really struggle to walk in any kind of heel, let alone dance, and i blame my teensy stubby toes for that!
Usually, I'll last about half an hour on a night out before the heels come off- standing in glass is nowhere near as bad as the heel pain!heheheh!
We're getting married on independence day next year- Den did the asking, suppose i might have if he hadn't got round to it- my maw asked my paw to marry her on the leap year...
it went on yesterday- full blast thermostat up to 25 and the fire on!!!! Then woke up this morning wondering why we were sweating for no reason!!! lol it's back off and den told me to put a jumper on- grrr
I think most of our friends know (not just the close ones), and aren't really that arsed about it-it's amazing what a conversation starter it makes- everyone is always sooo interested.
My sister knows, but I wouldn't tell my parents as i don't think it would go down that well at all, and even if they weren't that bothered, i don't really want them knowing.
Dens parents don't know, but if they asked, we would tell!
I like watching them being sucked- that's horny, but they don't seem to have much sensation there, so from that respect it doesn't really do an awful lot for me, as, say having my ears nibbled/neck kissed- now that's a turn on!
In terms of doing the licking yes yes YES! Bring those nipples here...
:twisted:
Maz x
Quote by amiga1
Why go all the way to Thailand to fulfil your fantacies? Surely there must be someway of fulfilling them here in good ole blighty! Not only that but many countries are now cracking down on sex tourism and it's far to easy to get caught up on something unsavoury and possibly illegle.

I don't think they're just flying out to Thailand for a threesome! lol Thailand is well known for its sex industry so if you're going on holiday there anyway, then why not?! dunno
We were in Thailand recently and went into a few gogo bars, with some pretty bad experiences!
Hot girls on the street trying to persuade you to go in, then not so hot, very bored looking girls dancing and shoving eggs up their fanjitas- nothing sexy about it, and of course, they try and charge you a fortune for your own drinks and the girls that sit next to you and then sneak away!
However, I persuaded Den to go into a massage parlour with me (not just a thai massage parlour...!)
He was so nervous, we had to walk past a couple of times before i finally had to pull him in, much to his embarrassment!
It was awesome! The horrible bit was 'The Goldfish bowl' where the girls all sit behind a glass screen, and you 'select' the one you fancy- i didn't like that part. The girls seemed quite shocked that i was there, but they were all very friendly and complimentary!
In the place we were, there were hundreds of rooms with giant beds and baths in them,so the 2 girls that we had picked took us off to one of those, got us some drinks and gave us a bath, then we both got a great naked massage, starting off in the bath and then a naked oil massage on the bed- den couldn't believe his luck!
We didn't take it any further with the girls, just each other and it was so hot!
To me it seemed pretty professional, the girls were giving a great service and they seemed quite happy about it.
I don't have any moral issues with this, I would even do it myself in that kind of set up if i wanted to, but i don't, and i don't think there is anywhere with that kind of set up in the uk.
I don't have a problem with anyone wanting to use an escort to fulfil a fantasy, but as pk says, it may be easy enough to pay someone, but there just might not be that physical spark between you.
If it's just for something new and different, then why not?!
maz xx
Haven't posted on here for years, but this thread has perked my interest, so to speak. Here's a few photos that I took in Edinburgh at Easter.

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oooo i call this the 'baddy castle'!!! th builiding in the background with all the tiny windows.
We can see it from our bedroom window!
It's really spooky at night, there will be one or two random windows lit up occasionally ie 4am on a saturday- I always wonder who's in there and what they're doing!
Although at christmas they make a nice little pattern by having different windows lit up in different colours, so it's not so spooky then.....
M xx
Quote by Bbw4umen
I can give a woman an orgasm without the need for positions, just gotta ken wher the G spot is. But hope they aint a lazy foker like the women I just split with, gee her an orgasm and you are gettin nothin.

Oh right... thought she made your back bleed for the benefit of others confused: redface
:laughabove:
:giggle:!!!!!!!
For me- plain and not so boring missionary or me on top will always work, in fact the only position that doesn't is doggy.
For den- anything will work lol
M xx
Quote by Peanut
Heroes? No.
Hard working, yes.
As someone who once represented my country many years ago I can appreciate the work, determination and the giving up of a normal life, but I'm ambivalent about the pomp and circumstance. I partly support it in that it's a public thank you for the kids' effort, but on the other hand I revile it. It's hypocritical and two-faced. We make such a song and dance about our returning athletes yet they get fuck all support on the way to getting the skills, endurance and talent. This country is piss poor at supporting athletes yet all of a sudden when they return with lots of medals they are returning heroes.
So why aren't they heroes before they go?

The reason that we have returned with so many medals is becuase now we are recognising talent, and providing the funding and support and structure there to do so.
Yes, some sports are seriously still lacking in support, but the success in other disciplines means more funding for others and greater support in future.
I think you are wrong to say support is lacking.
Swimming and cycling have had a massive boost prior to these olympics and have shown the results of this with the medal haul- it was not just because australia had an 'off day' or that america 'fielded the wrong player' as someone else said it was down to the years of development work put in prior, which can't have happened without financial and government support and local council support.
At the moment, gymnastics is having a boost to funding and coaching programmes and has an excellent development structure and support system in place for 2012, but this year to even come close to nations as huge as china and USA is amazing in this sport.
Gymnastics, also not just a sport where you need daddies money to do it- it is one of the 3 main preschool sports available to children in council run programmes, so open access to everyone and funded by lottery programmes and council, and yeh, I'm happy that my tax money goes towards this, and if we can identify talent and produce some talented gymnasts on the way, who are dedicated to start training a minimum of 9 hours a week aged 5, to over 35 hours a week at the peak say aged 17, then yes, i class these athletes as heroes and more importantly role models.
Yes, support and funding isn't the same accross the board, accross the country, but it is getting there!
m x
I should be in work, and should've been there yesterday but I was sent home sick, so now snuffling and coughing away curled up in bed feeling sorry for myself, and also that i won't be able to visit my friend in hospital who's just had a baby boy- boo!
maz xx
Do you want with or without sleeves? Try googling 'halter neck' rather than turtle neck, you should come up with plenty, but not so common to get longsleeved and halter neck.
Hope it helps!
ps if its sleeveless then let me know i'll post some links xx
Heheh i was first last week for all of one day until the sunday games were played!
WEll, 2nd is better than i was hoping- so long as i'm beating den at his own game i'm happy!hehehehehe! wink yay!
Go Bensons Bhoys~!!!
Maz xx
Having been on both the giving and receiving end of pussy licking, I have to say this is exactly what puts me off being on the recieving end!
It is soooo much harder work than giving a blowjob, and that always makes me end up worrying I'm not cumming quick enough for the poor person down there.....
I much prefer giving head than having my pussy licked, but as someone said, a bit of tongue ache is a small price to pay for someone elses pleasure wink
maz xx
why would they be illogical? they're your reasons...
I'm really interested to know, as i said, it is one thing i just can't understand in the slightest and really want to know some of the reasons people do have- might help me understand a bit better. And why would you be berated for your own choice?