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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
in 10 years time, once everything has started to sag then hell yeh I would consider it!
Not too fussed the way things are at the moment, but when the time comes that my usual slog in the gym and a wonderbra can't sort it, then i think i might consider it.
Also, i have a bit of a fear of getting wrinkles ( a very bizarre fear) so if botox is still on the go, then i'd sign up too!
Having said all that, considering surgery and actually going through with it are 2 very different stories!
M xx
Not too fussed the way things are at the moment, but when the time comes that my usual slog in the gym and a wonderbra can't sort it, then i think i might consider it.
Also, i have a bit of a fear of getting wrinkles ( a very bizarre fear) so if botox is still on the go, then i'd sign up too!
Having said all that, considering surgery and actually going through with it are 2 very different stories!
M xx
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Quote by noladreams30
Fabulous!
Send him over pronto, would you please, with chips if poss, ta.
splendid taps tuesday man on the bum with sat nav in hand. :twisted:
OI!!!
Whats all this using blokes as sex objects then? It's disgraceful is what it is. :mad:
*pulls out soapbox to have a right old go at all this sexism hoo-haa, but gets clobbered by a squirt of jelly and ..... well ..... something :confused: from the pool area*
What the hell was that? And that didn't taste like just jelly .... :confused: Someone put vodka in it? :huh:
*looks at spendid_ and Maz* suspiciously :huh:
Right! ... IT'S WAR!
*pulls out big, shiny weapon*
For those that aint in the know, that's a mk2 splurge gun. :twisted: Fully loaded with globs of vanilla custard (there's got to ba a gag there somewhere :giggle: ).
*BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT* ~ *BLAT*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (EVIL LAUGH) :twisted:
Boys and their big shiny toys huh?!
*Nola looks around, sees the cost is clear*
Doesn't need anything more high tech than a big bucket full of melted ice cream that she tips from a height all over Easy....
:giggle:
At first I thought 'Oh my God, Easy and a splurgegun whatsamit'
But then I read Nolas post- bring it on!!
Now, who needs cleaned up???...
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
SHadies
Other than that, I found this for you-
might be helpful for some of the practical stuff.
As far as the tables go, maybe you should have a place card giving everyone their own burlesque stage name? EG Aunty Rita becomes "Aunty Rita Von Tease" etc.
When I think Burlesque, the first thing that springs to mind is
So maybe you could allude to the most famous of all burlesque poses for your centerpieces? How about a large glass, with some sparkly things in the bottom- or maybe a string of beads draped part way over the side- finished with as single feather? Simple, but very burlesque.
Other than that, lots of swagged fabric.
Orrrrrr...you know those corseted doll jewellery hanger things?
They could work as place card holders....
oo wenchy! you're very good at this- you're hired!hehehe!
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Quote by Freckledbird
:bounce: Oooh splendid, count me in! :bounce: Anything you say! Then can we fall out again and do the sexy making up all over again too?!
I feel a fall out with both of you coming on- i've already done it with FB (titwanker) you pair of jizzgrimey arsebiscuits....
Bleeding amateur, you are.
That wasn't a fall out! Told you, there are far worse names you could call me that I would be insulted by. :giggle:
:giggle:
ok, you know what I really wanna call you!!
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
:bounce: Oooh splendid, count me in! :bounce: Anything you say! Then can we fall out again and do the sexy making up all over again too?!
I feel a fall out with both of you coming on- i've already done it with FB (titwanker) you pair of jizzgrimey arsebiscuits....
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Burlesque bridesmaids :shock: :shock:
Gulp.
Invite as many as you can.
den says - 'I think we're on to something here'
and has started a bridesmaid criteria list:
1. Hot
2. Big boobs
3. Hot
4. Loose morals
5. Hot.......
where do I sign?:giggle:
oo yes! a gaggle of swinging heaven bridesmaid beauties !!!
Just think of the wedding snaps!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
That's not the point of the question.
I think it's exactly the point - the choice is simple: either put it there knowing that others can see it, or don't and they won't.
The site's always been viewable by non-members and it's not caused any huge problems yet, at least to my knowledge - because people know that and are careful what they post.
If you're not comfortable, don't post. It's not open to abuse if you don't put it there.
:thumbup:
I voted yes I'm aware and no i don't care!
The point of restricting certain access is just to tempt people to join the site, I don't think it is anything to do with privacy!
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oo and while we're on the subject- we're having a bit of a burlesque theme to it- the girls in my cancan troupe are performing, so we want a bit of burlesque decor (also to save money and not waste it on flowers) so if anyone is more imaginative than me-please help!
It's pretty much gonna be one big burlesque party, i think we'll even get my gran dressed up!
It's pretty much gonna be one big burlesque party, i think we'll even get my gran dressed up!
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Quote by Freckledbird
cunty-baws
bawbag
fannybaws
fuckity-shite
fannyfeatures
cockmonster
spunkbucket
titwank
wankety-wank
fuckityfuckfuck
balls/bollocks
wankmeister
jizzgrime
feck
wee jobby
i love swearing!
but apparently if you join two or more in a sentence it becomes an insult
Oh dear
Nice try though, Mrs. B.
I'll have to remember that, you titwanking cockmonster...
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Quote by staffcple
What makes a good wedding?
Easy this one,
Loads and loads of hot bridesmaids!
Gives me the opportunity to sit and flirt all day/night and then right at the end say "Oh did someone get married then?"
I've got three- do you think i should ask a few more?!?!?!?!?
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Well, thinking about the other post on 'is marriage important', we clearly do think so, seeing as we're getting married on 4th July next year (independence day! )
So I've been to a few weddings recently, both very different, and both made me think how we might have things go on the day.
Now I'm not just meaning the things that really are important, like spending time with all your loved ones and friends, all the people important to you being there- at the end of the day, that really is the main point of the wedding.
But what I want to know is what other wee extras made you enjoy a wedding that bit more than another?
And what things did you hate about a wedding?
For example, at one wedding they had a friend play guitar and sing jack johnstone better together, which was lovely, but then the band they had later on kept stopping and starting, which was a bit of a flop, as noone really danced!
A wedding i was at last week had a friend of the family who is an international harpist or something play as we arrived in the venue, but they also had a piper play outside so the harp was drowned out!
At another, the bride and groom had put wee stories about the guests on the back of the placecards as conversation starters- very cute!
So thoughts please!!!
m&d xx
)So I've been to a few weddings recently, both very different, and both made me think how we might have things go on the day.
Now I'm not just meaning the things that really are important, like spending time with all your loved ones and friends, all the people important to you being there- at the end of the day, that really is the main point of the wedding.
But what I want to know is what other wee extras made you enjoy a wedding that bit more than another?
And what things did you hate about a wedding?
For example, at one wedding they had a friend play guitar and sing jack johnstone better together, which was lovely, but then the band they had later on kept stopping and starting, which was a bit of a flop, as noone really danced!
A wedding i was at last week had a friend of the family who is an international harpist or something play as we arrived in the venue, but they also had a piper play outside so the harp was drowned out!
At another, the bride and groom had put wee stories about the guests on the back of the placecards as conversation starters- very cute!
So thoughts please!!!
m&d xx
