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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Back to topic.
As a result of the munches on here, I have met loads of really nice people and so far, there has not been a single person I wouldnt want to meet again.
I have a list a mile long of forum people I really, really want to meet, and have a good old natter with and Im all excited that Im meeting one of my many heros in December - Lost :P

good god! Another hot avatar- i'll be here all day if i'm basing my WLTM on that! lol :lol:
Quote by Mr-Powers
thirded....tho i have no idea why...was just feeling out of the loop wink lol :lol:

Most definitely fourthed.
Winchwench is my hero! :inlove:
there was some film on last night- on a massive old tall ship- and it just made me think of her!
No idea what the film was though!!hehehe
you trying to say that Wenchy looks like Russell Crowe? :lol:
pmsl!
yes, it was him, wasn't it?!
what the feck was the film????xx
ooo lady feebee- with u there- hot hot hot!
as is yours nola and FB- hot hot hot and nns- hot hot HOT!
soooo many hot avatarrs where do i start?! hehehhe!
The thought of it is :uhoh: bleugh!
But we both love it! in fact, it turns me on more than regular pussy licking! (well, anal is a bigger turn on than pussy licking for me!!)
But definately- no hair there or it ain't happening!
m xx
Quote by Mr-Powers
thirded....tho i have no idea why...was just feeling out of the loop wink lol :lol:

Most definitely fourthed.
Winchwench is my hero! :inlove:
there was some film on last night- on a massive old tall ship- and it just made me think of her!
No idea what the film was though!!hehehe
Quote by Mr-Powers
I'd be happy to meet most, but there are one or two I'd sooner avoid.

Honestly, do you have to have a dig in every post?
:doh:
We all have people we don't agree with/like/get on with in here and in real life.
At the risk of sounding petty, get over yourself!
Now... back to spreading the love.... :inlove:
I didn't have a dig at anyone, but you on the other hand did, a direct dig at me, I made no reference or even hint towards anyone in particular!
for fucks sake Hibernian....grow up!!
listen to what people have to say and stop treating everything as a personal attack on you!
:thumbup:
Quote by noladreams30
:rascal: Nola thinks she knows who gets her vote!!!
Nice avatar Ahabs... wink

Seconded!
:twisted:
Quote by Peanut
Isn't Pilates supposed to be good for that sort of thing too?
I know it's good for the abs and for supporting weak backs but I could have sworn that I heard it was good for toning butts too?

definately!- pilates is great!
Burlesque is just a fun way of getting a wokout!
core stability for glutes is the key- but remember, you can't target fat loss, so you need to do some cardio for all over!
xx
Quote by Misterwood
Sorry its a long list but I haven't met anyone yet... sad :giggle:
Tan - To flirt in person...
Anais - such a sweetheart I reckon!
Nola - sooo many reasons...
Mrs B - Cos she is wicked, and lovely, and spectacularly nippled (amongst other things I imagine)
FB - cos I hope she would educate me
Sexymexy - it would be rude not to
Random - Makes me laugh with his hat-stand posts
NWC- To compare notes and volunteer
Maz and Den - I imagine them to a really fun sexy couple.
Mrs Winch - she intrigues me
Splendid - to me, enigmatic...
Calista - Been an admirer for a long time...

nah, we're a pair of wankers really! Actually, come to think of it, we trully are a pair of wankers!
I find this one a really tricky one to answer - as soon as someone mentions someone else, i think- i wanna meet them, then someone mentions another and another so i have to say everyone that has been listed so far plus all the ones i've forgotten about!
PK def has to be on there too- i think we would really get on, and i've missed out on the opportunity twice!!hehehe!
m xx
I'll send you a pm chic! are you going to a gym, or doing things at home?
One of the best classes would be a burlesque dance class- dancing in heels is always good for the glutes!hehehe!
Check out:
xx
Quote by Freckledbird
Depends on the person really.

:thumbup:
Dunno really!
If it's just shagging, ie pureley in the physical sense, then i'd prefer female body & male 'bits' as opposed to male body female 'bits', but seeing as that's not the way i roll, then it owuld depend on the person.
Saying it that way makes it sound like they'd be some kind of quirky sex toy!
hehe i'd like to get a pm like tht!!!! In fact any pm is better than no pm lol
M x
Quote by meat2pleaseu

I think he couldn't believe me and the fun he'd missed out on-hehe! Well- he never asked so he never got...

Can i have some fun with you Maz? :rascal:
There is always room for fun with you meatball....
:twisted:
Quote by noladreams30
yes!
An ex emailed me once- v weird!!!!

Ooo er... that must've been odd! :shock:
Promptly put the face pics into private gallery only! And normally stay off webcam (well, all apart from today!)
I think he couldn't believe me and the fun he'd missed out on-hehe! Well- he never asked so he never got...
Quote by winchwench
give
do you take public transport

Yes. Daily.
Do you like football?
No.
When was the last time you had an orgasm?
smackbottom yes orno answers..you can ask did you have one last night! wink
You didn't stipulate that! Have it back :smackbottom:
:lol2:
indeedy!! lol
Quote by noladreams30
There are loads of people in SH-ville that I would like to meet.
Of course there are lots of folk I'd like to meet and indulge in sexy play with, but there are lots of people I would love to sit and have a right good natter with. Many of these are forum users who intrigue or interest me with their posts, make me chuckle or sometimes even swoon.
So, who would you like to meet and why?
I'll start:
Missy - I imagine she would have me chuckling away :giggle:
Maz & Den - sillyhwoar: 'nuff said!Steve - because he seems like a jolly nice person but someone who perhaps never gives too much away, and I'd like to find out more... wink

:happy: :happy: :happy:
I just wanna tug that chain!! :twisted:
Quote by TanKinky

Closing date is 8pm Saturday 20th September

piccies will be put up at 8pm :rascal:
Still time to get em in so get ya fingers moving
Maz have you not got an old picture of your bum? well not old but a one taken previously?
well, i can't use my avatar as all will know who!! hehehe
has an avatar that always makes me want to tug on the rope/spangly bit thing...
In Edit: chain!!!!
I knew it was nipple clamps- but just went in for closer inspection- now i definately want to pull that chain!!!! :twisted:
m xx
ok now i cant stop anticlockwise!
i liked it when i could see both- it wasnt hard work for my poor wee brain!
Weird!!!
A minute ago she was doing both and now i can't get her to stop going clockwise- sooooo weird!!!
Neither!
One leg is going one way and the other is going the other way!
So I guess that means both- which is interesting because I'm ambidextrous!
Being ambidextrous makes things either really difficult or really easy for me in gymnastics- normally gymnasts have a preference for doing skills one sided ie always spinning on the right foot, turning to the right, cartwheeling with the right foot, taking off from the same foot.
Unfortunately i do different things on different legs- going backwards i'm a 'righty' and forwards i'm a lefty. i spin either way but jump to my left, and leap on my left, but i get very confused when learning new twisting tumbles and i often do the first part of a twist going one way, and instead of keeping twisting in the same direction, something often seems to make me twist back on myself (which is how i came to rupture my ACL- cruciate ligament and why i always land on my head in training!)
Archery really confuses me, as the target always switches- (maybe it's something to do with your dominant eye?) so I never know which way to face.
Same with surfing- i never know which way to stand...
Very interesting though....
Dammit!
My camera is buggered and i'm on my lonesome so noone to take pics- anyone want to pop round and lend a helping hand?! :twisted:
Maz x
Quote by noladreams30
:doh:
Bugger. I forgot to change my team.
:doh:
Think I'll be heading southward to keep Steve company after this weekend.
:doh:
Damnit!

FECK IT!
Me too!
I normally do it on a saturday morning, cos den works a sat and wakes me up and reminds me.
However, den is away this weekend, and i was out last night, so i slept in a wee tad over the TF times!
DOH!
Anyway, not so worried as i have a superstar team anyway- fabs watch out!!!
:giggle:
m xxx
i had a horrible horrible dream last night that den had died :-(
in the dream, it hadnt sunk in until i got an email frrom a friend who didnt know, inviting the pair of us rround, then the rest of the dream all i did was bawl my eyes out. in the dream, den had hidden away some secret pictures and messages, as if he'd planned for it- it was the worst dream i've ever had.
I think it came from watching hollyoaks that day- the only programme i watched- one of the characters had recently been murdered and they found a letter he wrote before hand, also, yesterday i had gotten an email from a friend saying he had to catch up with both of us- the same one i dreamt about.
Den is away this weekend so i've been phoning and texting him a millione times- but a really horrible night! :-(
Quote by winchwench
I'm not a natural blubberer-

me either, but Blood Diamond had the tears streaming, as does Green Mile.
Sometimes i get weepy at adverts though (think like werthers originals or rspca adverts!)- think it must be PMT related!
Quote by winchwench
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Pulp Fiction.
It appeals to t he pacifist in me. rolleyes

I love this one- it's at the start of misirlou on the album soundtrack- i always have to join in!!
it is maz, but now den is feeling left out!!
anyway easy, you missed a spot, just there, below your belly button, quick! it's dripping further down, come here till i lick it off......