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I had enough naughtiness last night to last a lifetime!
I've still not recovered today!! :twisted: Den!
Maz xx
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
Ok, I get you now, but I'm not sure if it's really necessary.
I don't think many people particularly seek out married people, although obviously some do, just as some might only seek out blondes, short people, guys with big cocks, BBWs etc etc etc.
I think it all comes down to individual preferences, if you had a category for married men/women, then where would you draw the line in categories?
xx
I don't think many people particularly seek out married people, although obviously some do, just as some might only seek out blondes, short people, guys with big cocks, BBWs etc etc etc.
I think it all comes down to individual preferences, if you had a category for married men/women, then where would you draw the line in categories?
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Sex God
Hello capricorn10 and welcome!
I'm not quite sure from your post what exactly it is you are after?
Can you clarify what you mean by a new corner? and for what reason?
Yes, not everyone is into full on 'lifestyle' but I'm afraid I'm not sure where you're headed with this?
M xx
I'm not quite sure from your post what exactly it is you are after?
Can you clarify what you mean by a new corner? and for what reason?
Yes, not everyone is into full on 'lifestyle' but I'm afraid I'm not sure where you're headed with this?
M xx
Sex God
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Maz xx
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Maz xx
Sex God
Some people need a group to help with motivation, but what happens when the group is finished? I think to be successful long term, you need to change your own beliefs and habits
I still think the key is EXERCISE!!!!!!!!
There is no point in going on a crazy diet if you don't exercise! A lot of the slimming clubs don't seem to focus on this aspect.
I think the best advice is'Everything in moderation', and burn off more than you take in.
One thing I like to remind myself is that it is ok to feel hungry!
I think a lot of people have actually forgotten what it is to feel hungry, and if they ever do, it automatically means you must eat!
When you do feel hungry, it's helpful to work out why, are you just bored? Is it just becuase you smell someone elses tasty lunch etc etc
If you do get the hunger factor, instead of reaching for the bag of crisps/choccie biccie, start off with maybe a glass of water, or getting up and doing something else, and then if you do still feel hungry, keep handy snacks ( i have a drawer-full of soya nuts, oatcakes, berries etc, and keep fruit and veg nibbles on my desk at work- i do get called monkey girl for this though!) to munch on instead.
Sometimes people eat like it's the last chance they'll ever get to taste the chocolate cake etc, and keep eating past being full.
I find that sometimes even telling yourself you can have sweets any time, so I don't need them now, or I don't need to help myself to the biscuit right now, I can still go out another day and buy a packet if I really need to have them...
I remember a programme with a study about kids portion sizes, on one week a group of kids were given a small portion and asked when they were full, the next week they were given a portion double the size, and all ate at least 50% more than on the small portion size week, despite the previous week saying they were full much sooner.
I'm guilty of dishing up massive portions, and because it's there, we feel we need to eat it.
I'm sure there is plenty that you can do yourself to make small changes, which might have more success in the long run....
Maz xx
I still think the key is EXERCISE!!!!!!!!
There is no point in going on a crazy diet if you don't exercise! A lot of the slimming clubs don't seem to focus on this aspect.
I think the best advice is'Everything in moderation', and burn off more than you take in.
One thing I like to remind myself is that it is ok to feel hungry!
I think a lot of people have actually forgotten what it is to feel hungry, and if they ever do, it automatically means you must eat!
When you do feel hungry, it's helpful to work out why, are you just bored? Is it just becuase you smell someone elses tasty lunch etc etc
If you do get the hunger factor, instead of reaching for the bag of crisps/choccie biccie, start off with maybe a glass of water, or getting up and doing something else, and then if you do still feel hungry, keep handy snacks ( i have a drawer-full of soya nuts, oatcakes, berries etc, and keep fruit and veg nibbles on my desk at work- i do get called monkey girl for this though!) to munch on instead.
Sometimes people eat like it's the last chance they'll ever get to taste the chocolate cake etc, and keep eating past being full.
I find that sometimes even telling yourself you can have sweets any time, so I don't need them now, or I don't need to help myself to the biscuit right now, I can still go out another day and buy a packet if I really need to have them...
I remember a programme with a study about kids portion sizes, on one week a group of kids were given a small portion and asked when they were full, the next week they were given a portion double the size, and all ate at least 50% more than on the small portion size week, despite the previous week saying they were full much sooner.
I'm guilty of dishing up massive portions, and because it's there, we feel we need to eat it.
I'm sure there is plenty that you can do yourself to make small changes, which might have more success in the long run....
Maz xx
Sex God
Quote by davidsanction
I know its wrong and I am seeking help for it but........I fancy Paddy Maguirewould shag his arse off if I had the chance
I do to,
although I have to say it's probably his character more than anything, i love how him and mimi are together!I also fancy the pants of his son, Jamie, is that wrong too?!?!!
m xx
Sex God
Hmm, it may be worthwhile mentioning the pain to your GP, I don't think it's the norm to be sore.
In fact, i suppose it feels just like you'd expect from sticking a toothbrush up your fanny and twirling it round a couple of times, I don't think I've ever noticed any discomfort, but everyone has different experiences of pain, and sometimes if you are nervous or worried about it, that in itself can exacerbate pain, as can increased tension make the whole procedure a tad more tricky methinks!
m xx
In fact, i suppose it feels just like you'd expect from sticking a toothbrush up your fanny and twirling it round a couple of times, I don't think I've ever noticed any discomfort, but everyone has different experiences of pain, and sometimes if you are nervous or worried about it, that in itself can exacerbate pain, as can increased tension make the whole procedure a tad more tricky methinks!
m xx
Sex God
What about Dougal you could shorten to Doug hehehe
I like whoever suggested Mitch- tis cute.
My cats are:
Cleo: pretty bog-standard cat name
and:
'Hesse', after the celtic footballer Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (poor wee hessecat is a girl!)
oh dear.....
oh and my fish and snails are all called fishies.........
I like whoever suggested Mitch- tis cute.
My cats are:
Cleo: pretty bog-standard cat name
and:
'Hesse', after the celtic footballer Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (poor wee hessecat is a girl!)
oh dear.....
oh and my fish and snails are all called fishies.........
Sex God
Quote by danne-gary
Graffiti is not an art form and neither is it done by artists. It is no more than a criminal act. Sorry, but if they get caught spray painting, they should be prosecuted.
i agree
I agree.
If you don't have permission to do it, it's vandalism, pure and simple. Whether some people might think it looks nice is of no relevance.
It does not make it ok to do just because some people might call it 'art'.
whoever this bansky is, i'm sure his paintings are lovely, but if he just randomly goes up to a wall that isn't his own property and he doesn't have permission to touch and paints, then in my eyes it is vandalism.
Just as much as it would be vandalism if someone came into my garden and did it up without permission, made it look pretty, filling it with nice plants and landscaping etc!!!
Sex God
I don't know if it's just me, but I wouldn't ever have a problem broaching a new subjet like this with Den.
I would already know the answer to my question as we would have discussed it already!
I find it strange that after 10 years together you find you need to ask the forum how to broach the subject, rather than just having an open discussion with her?
Maybe we're very lucky!!!
m xx
I would already know the answer to my question as we would have discussed it already!
I find it strange that after 10 years together you find you need to ask the forum how to broach the subject, rather than just having an open discussion with her?
Maybe we're very lucky!!!
m xx
Sex God
You do have one of the better profiles I've seen, and if you weren't so far away from us, who knows...
But if we were to meet up with a guy, then it would most likely be someone we had got friendly with via the forums/chat, rather than seeking out, or if we had met already.
I suppose it is hard in chat if couples take over, but you're maybe visiting the wrong rooms? But definately keep chatting in the forums!
Maz xx
But if we were to meet up with a guy, then it would most likely be someone we had got friendly with via the forums/chat, rather than seeking out, or if we had met already.
I suppose it is hard in chat if couples take over, but you're maybe visiting the wrong rooms? But definately keep chatting in the forums!
Maz xx
Sex God
I was just reading splendids topic about hypocrisy and was just thinking up my reply, but thought i would read all the posts first- turns out den has beaten me to it, and has posted with the exact example i was thinking of (the one about sucking toes if you haven't already read it)- too weird!!!
We do tend to think the same things quite often, for example,in the car earlier, we were both trying to remember the word for a word that reads the same backwards, (like 'hannah')and we both came up with 'parallelogram' even though we know we know the word, and it's definately not parallelogram, we can't come up with the actual word!
freaks!!
m x
Sex God
One wee thing to add, (although it has kind of been mentioned before) is that there are so many diseases/illnesess that can vary so dramatically throughout the day.
Someone with MS or ME/CFS for example, may be feeling not to bad when they first get going, but really rely on that space incase they become fatigued or have muscle pain or decreased balance etc, things that might result after a short journey around the shops, then again, they might feel fine on the way back, how are they to predict?
Someone might have COPD and only be able to walk short distances without a rest, you might see them walking fine for the time you watch them.
Just like someone with the panic attacks mentioned earlier, who knows when an attack is going to happen, but having the peace of mind that a spcae is to hand and won;t make a journey even more effortful is the thing that makes the difference to be able to go about a semi 'normal' life (again, hate using the word 'normal'!
People should definately never be chastised for parking in a space when they have a badge, even if you think they don't deserve it.
that said, the number of people that are playing the system is unreal and that's what makes it unfair for the people who have genuine variable conditions.
m xx
Someone with MS or ME/CFS for example, may be feeling not to bad when they first get going, but really rely on that space incase they become fatigued or have muscle pain or decreased balance etc, things that might result after a short journey around the shops, then again, they might feel fine on the way back, how are they to predict?
Someone might have COPD and only be able to walk short distances without a rest, you might see them walking fine for the time you watch them.
Just like someone with the panic attacks mentioned earlier, who knows when an attack is going to happen, but having the peace of mind that a spcae is to hand and won;t make a journey even more effortful is the thing that makes the difference to be able to go about a semi 'normal' life (again, hate using the word 'normal'!
People should definately never be chastised for parking in a space when they have a badge, even if you think they don't deserve it.
that said, the number of people that are playing the system is unreal and that's what makes it unfair for the people who have genuine variable conditions.
m xx
Sex God
Poor rocky!
srne are right about the bedding though!
A few years ago my friends hamster had babies, and she very kindly decided to offload one of said babies in my direction!
So said baby arrived, looking pretty massive for a baby, I thought she looked a bit deformed even.
Anyway, a few days passed, and any time 'poppy' was in the nest she was squeaking and squawking away, I thought the poor thing was having nightmares or something.(as you do!)
2 weeks later and I'm cleaning out the cage, open out her nest box and lots of little pink wriggley things come flying out!!!!
12 hamster babies for poppy and maz! :shock: :shock:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
to 'friend' for trying to get rid of her 'babies'!
Poppy was in fact a baby herself, hamsters will mate from 6 weeks old and have a gestation of 2 weeks, my friend just didn't realise you had to separate the babies!
Anyway, the nest had in it the wooly fluffy stuff, but once hamsters have given birth you're not supposed to touch the bedding or they eat the babies! :shock:
Unfortunately half of these wee beasties did have the legs all tangled up in the wool, looking very deformed and nasty
and in the process of cutting the circulation off...
I actually scooped them out with a teaspoon and spent hours with a fine needle and tweezers trying to untangle the tiny strands of wool- just like on animal rescue- Rolf would be proud!
They actually all lived to tell the tale and were shipped off to a pet shop, probably to become some snakes dinner!
So, don't use that bedding unless you want deformed creatures, and on the off chance your beastie might be preggers!!!
maz xx
srne are right about the bedding though!
A few years ago my friends hamster had babies, and she very kindly decided to offload one of said babies in my direction!
So said baby arrived, looking pretty massive for a baby, I thought she looked a bit deformed even.
Anyway, a few days passed, and any time 'poppy' was in the nest she was squeaking and squawking away, I thought the poor thing was having nightmares or something.(as you do!)
2 weeks later and I'm cleaning out the cage, open out her nest box and lots of little pink wriggley things come flying out!!!!
12 hamster babies for poppy and maz! :shock: :shock:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
to 'friend' for trying to get rid of her 'babies'!Poppy was in fact a baby herself, hamsters will mate from 6 weeks old and have a gestation of 2 weeks, my friend just didn't realise you had to separate the babies!
Anyway, the nest had in it the wooly fluffy stuff, but once hamsters have given birth you're not supposed to touch the bedding or they eat the babies! :shock:
Unfortunately half of these wee beasties did have the legs all tangled up in the wool, looking very deformed and nasty
and in the process of cutting the circulation off...I actually scooped them out with a teaspoon and spent hours with a fine needle and tweezers trying to untangle the tiny strands of wool- just like on animal rescue- Rolf would be proud!
They actually all lived to tell the tale and were shipped off to a pet shop, probably to become some snakes dinner!
So, don't use that bedding unless you want deformed creatures, and on the off chance your beastie might be preggers!!!
maz xx
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Sorry Goose, I have to be a little pedantic and disgree with the equal rights bit.
It's more about equal opportunity than equal rights, and if allowing people with mobility issues to park nearer to services enables them to have the same opportunity to use those facilities, as those without mobility problems, then it's achieving what is was designed for.
Exactly jas!!!
I have to say that goose i think your statement about equal rights is bullshit! (sorry hun
)Providing disabled spaces gives that equality.
Think about it- it's not the physical/mental issues that would give someone with a disability unequal opportunity, it's the inability to access services due to the environment.
Think about someone in a wheelchair going to use a cash machine.
If the cash machine is located at a suitable height, no problem.
If it is too high, then that person is unable to access that facility.
It tends to be the environment not the person that is the issue.
The person that said, someone with a bad back parking in a disabled spot shouldn't be able to then walk around a mall (FB think it was you )
Also bullshit- having spaces near to a shop allows people to access the shop which they might not be able to do if they had to walk far to get there.
Someone might be able to push themselves to walk around a shop for the necessities, so long as they are not restricted by then having to walk a distance on top of that to their car.
People who park in a disabled space, no matter what the time, how many spaces are free, what the weather, what they are carrying etc etc etc are just lazy ungreatful b!"$%£%$^Y%^ in my opinion!
Oo the hardship of walking a few extra yards in a bit of rain, compared to someone having to perhaps live with a physical or mental disability for life, there is just no comparison and no excuse.
harumph!!!!
m xx
Sex God
The thing is, no matter if you think there are hundreds of disabled spaces, and noone will ever use them all, a lot of the time the reality is there just aren't enough.
Our local shopping centre is huge, has 2 multistory carparks with god knows how many levels, and so many of the spaces are disabled parking or parent/child, i used to think it was ridiculous the number that were taken up as disabled spots.
However, the number of times I have taken my gran there and we haven't been able to park anywhere near the shop as all the disabled spots are taken, and the majority of cars in them are not dispalying a badge.
I've then had to park miles away to get a space with room for a wheelchair,leave her in the car while i go to get her the wheelchair, which is really stressful as she has dementia and gets very lost very quickly when she is left alone!
so it is one of my complete pet hates, no matter when or where to see someone fit as a fiddle park in one.
No excuses in my book!!!!
xxx
Our local shopping centre is huge, has 2 multistory carparks with god knows how many levels, and so many of the spaces are disabled parking or parent/child, i used to think it was ridiculous the number that were taken up as disabled spots.
However, the number of times I have taken my gran there and we haven't been able to park anywhere near the shop as all the disabled spots are taken, and the majority of cars in them are not dispalying a badge.
I've then had to park miles away to get a space with room for a wheelchair,leave her in the car while i go to get her the wheelchair, which is really stressful as she has dementia and gets very lost very quickly when she is left alone!
so it is one of my complete pet hates, no matter when or where to see someone fit as a fiddle park in one.
No excuses in my book!!!!
xxx
