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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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it is the prostrate!! and its right close to your ass! how much closer do u need!!! lol
p.s yes maz has stuck her rabbit up my ass redface
Den
there is a game called "real tennis" its what the game of tennis we know know started out as.
Doesnt take the bus, could be a tram? sre the lines on a court known as tram lines?
A vip pass to the real tennis tour???
would have to be backwards cricket, you cant be none for 15, you can be 15 for none????
could it be a tennis reference 0-15?
and the words VIP and Pass are both definitely included in the answer.
must have been the wrong house, we have nothing nice! you can come back and take the f***ing kittens though!
ahem, den here again, maz asked me to get her insurance the day she left, i didnt!!!!!!!!!!!
but, who cares as long as she is having a good time!!!!
ok, have googled him now, won about a million medals, but never heard of him!
doing my head in!!!!!
prominent sport and queue jumper-----horses?
if not the bus, ten walking?----shanks pony?
opp of non-entity-----real?
what would george michael not need???--- a loan? a girl?
Got no idea, but a sore head now!
booooo!!!
I'm in bulgaria on a ski holiday with the girls while den has been left at home with the kittens!
It has been the most epic adventure so far
apart from nearly missing two flights and loosing a suitcase at heathrow, there is no snow- the whole reason we came is a ski holiday, we are living on prostitute alley, 3 times we have been chased by wild savage dogs, we have seen a bear across from our apartment, we have lost one wallet, our apartment was flooded, and now to top it all off, i just had my wallet and phone nicked as well!!!
thats not event he half of it!!!
should i come home???????
hehehhehee
m xx
Would just say that a lot of these research things that you see in the papers dont really stand up!
Not obviously seen any details of the survey above, but its a fact that cancer is more prevalent in lower socio-economic groups. people in lower socio-economic groups generally eat less fibre( and smoke and drink more, take less exercise, get health checks as regularly). Therefore how do they manage to pinpoint its the fibre thats helping?
If you surveyed 500 mercedes drivers and 500 lada drivers(if there still is 500!) i guarantee the mercedes drivers would have less health problems, so can you then claim driving a merc makes you healthier?
can someone invite me round to their house to see their SH. mine looks terrible, have tried control f5 but its still the same.
lots of love n kisses ,
M&D
(well, the love n kisses r from maz, den just says happy birthday!!) lol lol
have a good one doll!!!
xxxxxxxxxx
reckon you have definitely lost "your thing" to puntoben!
You could try bad grammar instead? Oh wait, he has got that one too!!
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It fooled den and our friend jane!!!!
I could not believe how them or anyone else could possibly think it was real- it's the fakest video I've ever seen!!!
lol lol still v funny though!
m xx
those macines measure your BMI, which is pretty rubbish.
If you went on one and it said you were the correct weight, and then went to the gym for a year and put on a stone of muscle it would say you were a stone overweight!! so, no it doesnt mean your fat at all!
Most bodybuilders come in as grossly obese on the bmi scale with less than 5% body fat!!
Quote by hertsman1947
was i asking you to shag me mazzaden?

lol
well, at the start you were saying how annoyed you were that people had a nice conversation and then you expected them strangely to want to shag you!
So, when you said that people here were now talking to you, i made a joke saying we were not going to shag you? get it????? the laughter emoticon after the comment was supposed to suggest that but hey never mind, i dont mind going back explaining every comment i make!
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Quote by hertsman1947
i am getting people talking to me now which must be a start.
the longest walk starts with the first step

We are not shagging you though!!! lol