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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by hertsman1947
i have been using this site for about 6 - 7 months now and have used others. what really amazes me is the number of people who you start off having a nice conversation with and everything is going fine until the point where you suggest meeting up. Then BANG off they go leaving you sitting there wondering what you did wrong. Can I send out a message to those people - don't waste my and others f*cking time if you don't want to ever meet up just say so on your profile or better still don't come on here at all. Where I live (Stevenage) there seems to be quite a lot of these sort of people. Perhaps I should move. mad

So, what your saying is that nobody should start a conversation with you unless they are 100% commited to meeting you???????????
Why dont you put that in your profile, i mean if somebody chats to you the least they should do is be forced to shag you!!!
Good luck!!
My wee sister used to suck her thumb when she was younger, which carried on into high school. She used to do it all the time, even when she was in classes ( I don't know how anyone didn't take the piss out of her for it a t the time!)
My parents tried everything, all that minging tasting nail polish on her thumb nail, shouting at her, ignoring it etc, then our friend who is a gp suggested trying hypnotherapy that he was trained in.
He used the technique on his own daughter who had chronic arthritis, any time she felt pain from it, she could say a little rhyme that he'd used during the hypnotherapy and it would help to dampen down or take away her pain.
Anyway, having sucked her thumb up to the age of 14, it worked wonders and she stopped immediately!
The effects now seem to have worn off though now she's 22 and she doesn't give a shit, so she's back to it now, but it certainly stopped her at the time!
I would love to try it in a stage show as i am often skeptical about them, and the ridiculous things you're made to do- i suppose it's something you have to experience for yourself.
I do believe in general that hypnotherapy works, and i often do relaxation therapy - which works like a type of hypnotherpy, for patients that have chronic pain and can't get away from it.
The regression therapy I'm not so sure about- did you go to france before or after it?!?!?!?!
m xx
Well i suppose if your at a party and there is one woman/man who lots of people like and 1 woman/man who not many people like, whether that be looks/personality or whatever, then yeah i would expect the popular one would get favoured.
wouldnt see the point of pressuring them to do anything?
if she wants to get with you she will, if she prefers her current partner she wont!
So, ask her and then you will know!
Quote by mazandden
707! Still a few on there i will be aiming at doing though! Bukkake anyone??????
Thought it a bit strange that they ask " have you ever been fecked by an animal" then 2 questions later " have you ever had a shower with a partner" do these two questions carry equal points ratings????????????
and if anyone posts the maximum possible score im phoning the police!!!!
D

lol den is 707 i got 789!!!!! :shock: eek!!!!!
M xx
Maz here now,
Take the example of soap powder- the majority of brand names are actually all the same company and again the same product.
They are actually just packaged differently on purpose, and then the companies tell the shops where to place them on the shelves according to price, and what customers they expect to buy what.
i.e. the middle of the range product that get the most advertising get eye level position, the cheap n cheerful (which are actually the exact same product) get put to the lower shelves, and the supposedly higher quality powders go higher up on the shelf.
All the companies do this and they all have different levels of branding ( i couldn't tell you what companies are part of who ie persil fairy surf bold etc but it's one main company that make the majority and own the market.)
m xx
Quote by Kiss
My score was 874.
801 to 900 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!

I could have probably told you that before the test. redface
874??????????
get yourself to edinburgh, we will try get you up to 900! or would that need to involve the cats????
707! Still a few on there i will be aiming at doing though! Bukkake anyone??????
Thought it a bit strange that they ask " have you ever been fecked by an animal" then 2 questions later " have you ever had a shower with a partner" do these two questions carry equal points ratings????????????
and if anyone posts the maximum possible score im phoning the police!!!!
D
jesus Amber, where do you fit in all your swinging while reading all those books!!!!!!!
gitfinger, loved the wrong boy, its a great book, very sad story i suppose but full of laughs at the same time.
just read the new irvine welsh book, bedroom secrets of the master chefs, was good if a bit strange and warped in places!! ( Do many english people read irvine Welsh, and if so do you find it difficult due to it the dialogue mainly being edinburgh slang? "ken whit a mean, like?"
And finally i crumbled and read Harry Potter after years of avoiding it, maz bought it for me, and i will be going out to get the next in the story myself!!!!!
Regarding the painkiller thing, there is absolutely no difference between the cheap versions and the brand name ones.
except the non brand name ones are generally about 10-20% of the price.
That ones not even really up for debate, its a fact.
But in other areas i suppose it varies, i find a lot of 5 pound bottles of wine to be every bit as good as a 20 pound bottle, and can never ever get my head round why anyone would buy a £1000+ bottle of wine, yeah its a vintage from 1972 or whatever, but can it really taste 200 times better than your fiver bottle!!!!!!
ERM, do you really need our help on this one Tan, no fucking way honey, thats a line i wouldnot cross, is mr srne even suggested getting an ex girlfriend round id cut his balls off :shock:
ouch, hope Mr srne reads this before suggesting something he will live to regret!!!
Ok, put us down for this one- we promise we won't have to work this time!!!!
Kisses,
Maz n Den xx
I will give you that calling a woman a c*nt is an insult. It reduces her to just that and infers that the rest of her body, her mind and personality is no more than a support system.
How does calling someone something reduce them to that?
I have been called a c@nt loads of times but i have never been reduced to one.
Who cares, if your calling someone a name, then obviously you dont like them, so why worry!!
Den ( maz makes me write this now, so people dont think its her thats being a c@nt!)
:welcome:
Hi!!! we've been here a year and still not got a clue! the number of times we've both posted asking how the hell we add a picture to a post- we will NEVER learn!
I think you can still get a mentor person thingamyjig to help you out, i'm sure someone not as clueless as me will come help you out!
have fun
Maz n den xx
lucky you dark!!!
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything wink
I'm first in the queue though
(after darkfire, of course!!)
Quote by Darkfire
Abi's pussy has its very own fan club lol
like we didnt know that already! rotflmao

Fan club is currently looking for new members too ;)
I'm already in it, on the quiet wink
Drew- chill out sweetheart!!! If someone wants to comment on your post, they will!!!!
m xx
I posted that last post ages ago, but it disappeared into oblivion again!
Was basically trying to say what bluenpink said, but i got sidetracked!! lol
In our case, we tailed off from the forums and chat for a bit because both our jobs changed and got very busy, and we didn't have time to come on the site.
Over the xmas hols, work was a little quieter and we both had plenty of procrastinating time to come on here!
The next few months will be busy for us at work, so we will again tail off with the site for a bit (everyone heaves a sigh of relief!)
We've also built up quite a good group of friends from the site that we meet up with, so we don't tend to trawl the ads and send out mail like we did in the first place- we'd never have time to meet up with the same amount of new couples, whilst still keeping in touch with those we've already met and like!!
m xx
Could it be that people start off on here as an introduction, but as they get to know more people and become part of their own 'swinging social circle', they don't need the site to keep in contact with so many people? dunno
I didn't think that at all about what you said sweetie! thought it was a realy good post!
We can seen where it might have come from, just annoyed that it actually happened more than anything!
And yes, I chatted to the manager of the club who booked us for the burlesque show, and he told us to stick it out there and not let it get to us, and he hoped it wouldn't put us off performing there again, as we got the crowd going the most out of all the acts they've had! (well, flattery will get him anywhere ;-) )
xx
Quote by Kiss
Maz, I completely understand your annoyance and I wasn't in any way suggesting anything about you or your female friend. Like I said I don't agree with their behaviour at all so that's why I'm non-scene.
Yes you are right to feel pissed off and confused by their hypocrisy. I just wanted to try and shed a little light as to why it may have happened.
I am in no way belittling what happened to you - sadly it's just something a lot of people who belong to a minority group have to get used to.
Did you say anything to anyone in the club?
In edit I forgot to say:
That night in particular, we could have been a lesbian couple- how did they know? What is so different about how a lesbian couple acts, to how a bifem couple acts? I reckon the answer should be everyone is different so everyone should act differently, yet how were the majority that night able to label us so easily as straight/bi, and come out and say it over and over to us?

Gaydar! lol
Quote by Kiss
I have far too much to say about this, so much so it may get a bit boring. lol
Therefore I AM going to restrain myself and try to keep it as brief as possible.
Nobody should discriminate against another person - gay/straight/black/Muslim etc etc etc. No excuses.
Not all 'bi' women are there to tease - just like not all lesbians wear Dr Marten boots and hate men. But of course there is a small minority.
Although Mrs Kiss and I are a 'lesbian' couple, we are totally non-scene and only have a couple of gay friends. However if we want to slow dance together, or even hold hands over dinner we would have to go to a gay 'friendly' rolleyes place.
I don't subscribe to the ethos of "Hey we're gay and we want to be accepted - but we also want our own literature, music and our own pubs etc where bi/straight people aren't allowed!" BUT until I can hold hands with Mrs Kiss at dinner without people staring or making comments or I can book a holiday without having to phone the hotel first to make sure we ‘ok’ to stay, there will always be gay people who feel territorial about their clubs and gay nights.
I'm not saying it's right at all, far from it, I'm saying that's just the way it is at the moment. Hence why Mrs Kiss and I are totally non-scene.
Think I’ll start a thread on “What’s the worst thing a stranger has ever said to you?” :giggle:

Thanks Kiss!!! I think this was what I was getting at!
It seemed like they were contradicting themselves by going on about how they had lasted all the abuse from everyone, trying to be included, but this was 'their' place, and we weren't part of 'the scene' so shouldn't be there!
We weren't there as that 'small minority' of bi girls there to tease and when we say we were after a 'cheesy' night, we meant the 'cheesy' music which we know they play there, which appealed to all of us, and the fact that this club is only 5 mins walk from our house.
We also felt that it would be somewhere myself and the other bi girl could go and feel comfortable 'doing what us bi-girls do'!!!!
The club promotion says:
'An edgy & interesting alternative to mainstream clubbing! Embracing diversity & inclusion
...a very fresh approach to a girl’s night out, male guests welcome only if invited and accompanied by a lady.
As this fabulous, friendly, very popular and trouble free women’s club attracts more and more regulars, they all add their wonderful uniqueness to this exquisite gathering of gorgeous women! '
The fact that on the night I was performing, so in a costume all night, we were made to feel so welcome, even with our boyfriends there, is the reason I was so annoyed with the response we got on saturday night and on the occasion myself and a girlfriend went without den.
That night in particular, we could have been a lesbian couple- how did they know? What is so different about how a lesbian couple acts, to how a bifem couple acts?
I reckon the answer should be everyone is different so everyone should act differently, yet how were the majority that night able to label us so easily as straight/bi, and come out and say it over and over to us?
lol now i seem to have lost the entire point of this thread - so just ake what kiss has said!!!
m xx
I know what you're saying, but that clearly hasn't been our intentions when going to gay/lesbian nights.
Surely if these girls have had to put up with discrimination in the past, then they're just a bad for doing it themselves.
I don't think the fact that someone has had to put up with discrimination makes it all the more acceptable for them to then discriminate against others!
We decided to go out last night to a local club which holds a monthly lesbian club night- which is aimed at 'gay girlies and their friends' according to the website.
We have been there before when I was doing a burlesque performance (that's maz, not den!) and had a really good night - really good music, relaxed, no sleazy guys all over you (just sleazy lesbians lol )
I went back a month after performing with my friend, (a girl we play with) and no den, but the girls had a completely different attitude towards the pair of us.
It's as if they had a finely tuned gay-dar, and knew we weren't 'proper' lesbians.
We got comments along the lines of 'you're just here to tease us PROPER lesbos'!! :shock: and the filthy looks that we got all night.....not pleasant!
Anyway, last night we thought it would be a good cheesy night, but it just seemed to go from bad to worse.
So many people there were down-right rude to us, and the other couple that we were there with, we were given the impression we were invading 'their' territory!
Saying that in itself sounds so awful, that I have made it out to be an 'us and them', but that's what it really felt like!
One girl asked us what the hell we were doing there, saying 'we weren't lesbians, we weren't part of the scene, we hadn't lived through beatings from the police, we weren't dressed like lesbians ' etc etc etc
WTF!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have never been made to feel like that in my life!
We decided to make a sharp exit and head into town to a 'gay' club there, as we thought we might feel a bit more accepted, and have the same kind of night we were after from the lesbian club.
We got to the door and the door man point blank refused to let us in!
Whats worse is he couldn't give us a reason, and when questioned further, he said 'this is a gay bar, try £$%^ up the road' (£$%^ being a shitty chain club full of underagers and stag parties)
WE WERE SOO MAD!!!
Twice in one night being discriminated against for apparently NOT being gay!!!
What do you lot reckon? were we in the wrong??!!
maz xx
Rach, do you want to tell them what tattoo's we got the other night?!?!?!
lol
maz xx
I think that white means there haven't been any new posts since you last read it, and blue means someone has posted something new since you last looked???
Also if you hover your mouse over the pointy arrow thing,I think it says 'newest' post, and if you click that, it takes you near the end of the post, rather than scrolling through.
Might be wrong though - I'm blonde and a S.L.A.G!!!
lol m x
I am proud to be an official member!
I'm now just awaiting the rule book, dress code, year plannner etc........................
Come on Boss, what's first????
m xx
Quote by Mr-Powers
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Now if you like horror......you have got to see Saw 3

Now, this is what I don't get!
Both Den and I loooove the saw films, we haven't seen 3 yet, but will do!
We thought hostel might be along the same lines, and goriness-wise it probably is, so I don't know why I found it so sickening!
Most horror films do give me a bit of a giggle, although i'm not so keen on psychological thriller types......
m xx
Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!
Quote by Argt05
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.
Why is RENUMERATION in CAPS?????