and your issue with that polo??????
(this is Den by the way!!)
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by dambuster
I've just been thinking
As I've looked round the forum over the past couple of days, I've seen quite a few posts regarding New Year's Eve, and the problems associated with it.
"Why don't we have a New Year's Eve Munch" ???
ON New Year's Eve
I appreciate the "family/kids/babysitter" aspect of problems.
I had exactly this thought when i typed the 'we hate hogmanay' post!!!!
I would be there in a flash - definately organise something for next year folks and sign us up!
kisses, m xx
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I was chatting with a girl in a room a while back, half jokingly said 'come round' , she half jokingly agreed, which went on for about half an hour or so more in the chat, and eventually ended up in her hubbie driving her round another half hour later, much to den's surprise!!!!!!!
A good night was had by all, so you never know how you're joke may turn out.....
A good night was had by all, so you never know how you're joke may turn out.....
Sex God
Both myself and Den are planning on staying in tonight for new year.
We HATE it!!!!
I can't remember ever having a good time on hogmanay, starting of with trying to arrange something to please everyone, to trying to organise how the hell to get there, paying a fortune in a taxi if you manage to get one, paying a fortune to get in somewhere, queing to get in, queueing to put your coat in, queueing for an over priced drink, not able to get a seat, over priced drink getting spilt over you...................etc etc!
For me it started of with the first new year all of my school friends were going to the edinburgh street party, but my parents still thought I was too young to go, but it was ok, because we could go with them to the 'happening' village party, where all the other kids not allowed to go would be!
Turned out my sister and I were the only 14 and 15 yr olds there, so the hostess said we could hand the champagne out at the bells, which turned into cleaning her kitchen, taking her bins out etc etc..... not happy chappys!
Every New Year since then has gone downhill, which is why we are being scrouges tonight!
So what about you folks, love it or loathe it? or couldn't care either way??
M xx
We HATE it!!!!
I can't remember ever having a good time on hogmanay, starting of with trying to arrange something to please everyone, to trying to organise how the hell to get there, paying a fortune in a taxi if you manage to get one, paying a fortune to get in somewhere, queing to get in, queueing to put your coat in, queueing for an over priced drink, not able to get a seat, over priced drink getting spilt over you...................etc etc!
For me it started of with the first new year all of my school friends were going to the edinburgh street party, but my parents still thought I was too young to go, but it was ok, because we could go with them to the 'happening' village party, where all the other kids not allowed to go would be!
Turned out my sister and I were the only 14 and 15 yr olds there, so the hostess said we could hand the champagne out at the bells, which turned into cleaning her kitchen, taking her bins out etc etc..... not happy chappys!
Every New Year since then has gone downhill, which is why we are being scrouges tonight!
So what about you folks, love it or loathe it? or couldn't care either way??
M xx
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Quote by Mallock2006
As this is not a post related to Swinging I would have thought that after 36 pages it would have been locked a long time ago.
I was going to start a new thread to ask this question, but then I though maybe the general ignorance thread is the perfect place for it - well in my case anyway. :doh:
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not having a dig here - I've quoted Phredd, but I've seen this a couple of times over the last few days and when I think back I often see people apologising at the start of a new thread if it's not swinging related
I've been around here a while now so maybe it's just my general ignorance. Is the Cafe just for any general chit chat or is it for swinging related chit chat?
Again, I'm not posting this sarcastically, I'm asking a genuine question
I’ve always thought of the Café as place where pretty much anything within the AUP, can and should be discussed. Restricting topics to Sex in general and Swinging in particular would get very stale and boring very soon.
I would welcome much more “off topic” chat rather than less, but that’s just a personal opinion and I realise others may well feel differently.
That's the way I view it too.
Me too :thumbup:
I can see why some threads get locked pretty much instantly as they are obviously going nowhere but sometimes I sit and think why when a thread that will stimulate some interesting discussions and generate some life into the old place is locked...
I have to admit this is exactly what we thought when we saw that a really interesting and thought-provoking thread on sadams death had been locked, when others that are in no way swinging related haven't been locked. Often there are threads that perhaps only 3 or 4 people can add to as they include 'in jokes' which going by the 'not swinging related rule' should also be locked.
I take on board jags points about the amount of shit that mods have to put up with, however, what I don't like is how it at times seems like one rule for some and an entirely different rule for others, and locking some decent threads is surely giving more work than necessary, and probably leads to the 'why was that thread locked' pm-ing?
Not a mjaor rant, honest, just an observation..............
m & d xx
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Quote by Juniper_couple
I think we're on to something here..... maybe we could set up a business selling them together, judging by the interest here, i reckon there'd definately be a market for it!!!
What could we call it though?????..........................
Bum Bullets ? ............ :giggle: Sent you a pm on the corset hun
lol!!!!! I can't come up with anything better so far.....
Off to buy four corsets now..................
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Quote by winchwench
In a calm, nice mood.....heregoes.
Drew, i'm sure that no-one really wants you shot, or wants you to leave the site. I am also sure that you're a nice guy who has a lot to contribute to S.H.
However, you do have an uncanny knack of being able to rub people up the wrong way. IMHO- your foot stamping, toys-out-of-the-pram " this is my thread, now answer the question" posts annoy people. I am not making those remarks because of your age, but because of your attitude. Moreover,(again IMHO) when someone comments on your posts in a derogatory manner, you then try to turn it on it's head and make out that people are picking on you.
Perhaps you should re-read through some of the posts in which you seem to have alienated people, I'm sure that we could all learn something from doing so.
The above is my attempt at being helpful. It is not meant to be offensive- I have not used sarcasm, called you names or been remotely nasty. Take it, leave it, snipe at me, swear at me, print it and use it as loo roll, put it in your pipe & smoke it- I really don't care.
I just thought that in case you really didn't realise why you attract so much negativity, someone should point it out. Having done my good deed for the day I'll leave it with you.
:thumbup:
What she said!!!
m&d xx
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Quote by Juniper_couple
I'll take orders and head to tesco first thing!!!!!
I'm not shy!
xx
I'll have a pack of the Glycerine's to start with then 2 pack of the KY....
I think thats the right way around.........
I think we're on to something here..... maybe we could set up a business selling them together, judging by the interest here, i reckon there'd definately be a market for it!!!
What could we call it though?????..........................
ps juniper, i WANT that corset- it's gorgeous! (well, it's probably the person that's wearing it that's gorgeous!!!) :;)
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Quote by poshkate
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I just like playing hide and seek hunni........you're welcome to join in anytime :twisted:
the voodo doll is in production and Sheddy is going to Macro tomorrow to pick up catering packs of cocktail umbrellas for me to use on it.......I'm sure if you ask nicely he'll get some for you as well.........
Yes please, do they sell capuccino in macro too?
off to hide...........................
m xx
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Quote by poshkate
same with coyote ugly- I'd love to be a coyote gal,
mee toooo.......I love it......... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
actually I think we should plan a Coyote Ugly, girls night out/in.........brilliant film, I've just tried to explain it to Sheddy and his response was 'err......so it's a chick flick'..........men they'll never understand............but nevermind I have a party night to organise..........
:bounce: :bounce:
I'm first on the list!!!!
We need a bar for dancing on and one of those bar hoses things to soak everyone with :;)
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Quote by poshkate
See now you have disappointed me FelixFF1600 indeed
sorry but i worked medical so for us FF1600 but us more enjoyment as well as BTCC most of my work was ACU though
I work rescue
I had a feeling just please dont say BRSCC please
oi you lot.........stop confusing my little blonde head with all this code talk........... :crazy:
this is nearly as bad a when Sheddy started talking a different language.......
Thank god, thought i was the only one confuddled!! and PK, where ARE you hiding, gorgeous? are you hiding your name?
How is that voodoo doll coming along??
:giggle:
maz xx
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Quote by Calista
Pulp Fiction
The Secretary
Coyote Ugly
Cast Away
Anne Rice's Vampire films (although books are better)
Full Monty
Frankie & Johnny
Cx
Den's written his, but I'm with you cal,
Looove the secretary, same with coyote ugly- I'd love to be a coyote gal, the ending ruined castaway, full monty is a classic, but i'm not a pulp fiction fan (although the soundtrack is great!)
Everyone always seems to put shawshank as an all time favourite, but I've never seen it!
I have to admit I'm also with lisa- i love the lion king!!
Hate horror films, but loved all the saw films, and can't beat dodgeball!!!
m xx
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Quote by DawnieI soooooo want some of these :thumbup:
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!
Maybe we could all get together with kiss so she can show us the ropes.......
we want to make sure we've got the right technique now, don't we.......
:giggle:
m xx
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Somewhere different every time, don't think I've ever had a holiday in the same place- variety is the spice of life!
Plus, your choices were a bit limited on the poll!
As for swinging, it wouldn't be the reason for going abroad, but if the opportunity arose.....
:twisted: :twisted:
m xx
Plus, your choices were a bit limited on the poll!
As for swinging, it wouldn't be the reason for going abroad, but if the opportunity arose.....
:twisted: :twisted:
m xx
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Quote by Kiss
Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
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What's the pleasant surprise?
(humour me, i'm blonde...........)
No probs.... I shall set the scene... although I may live to regret it !
You are up for some fun and frollicks... planning on jumping on your lover as soon as they walk in the door, and feeling like you would be up for some anal sex.
You insert a KY suppository into your bottom (I can't believe I'm saying this
) a little while before you plan to need the lubrication. The suppository feels waxy but will quickly melt once 'inside'.Anyway... when in the throes of passion, no need to stop and reach over to the draw where you hide the KY when you suggest some anal fun - thanks to the KY suppository you will be already lubricated.
I do hope that explains things.
That’s not exactly what the glycerine ones do – they would get a totally different surprise with those if you stuffed one up ya bum before sex :uhoh:
Aye what?
Are we not talking about KY suppositories?
Nooooooo!!!
The penny has dropped! now i understand my confusion at the 'pleasant surprise' !!!!!!!
Glycerine ones, err, 'clear you out' !!!!!!! that's what I thought you were talking about!
I wasn't sure if you really thought that would be a pleasant surprise for a partner!!!!
KY ones, now, that sounds like my cup of tea! Why have I never heard of these before?!
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Quote by Drewxcore
Why would there be a straw up my arse....what would its use be? Anyone that puts an umbrella in a cocktail deserves to be shot for crimes against humanity by the way.
Can you please put an umbrella in your next cocktail then? please? just for us??
maybe put an umbrella in your cappucino too??
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Quote by DeviousLiasons
i'm not so sure about the weather, its quite nippy up here in the land of the scots....
How are you?
We have had the pleasure of seeing your "nips" on cam and yes... they are definately nippy!
naughty naughty!!!! this is supposed to be non-sexual conversation.....
But while we're on the subject, yes you're right, it was pretty cold that night in the chat room....
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