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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
Tell me you copied and pasted this and didn't type it out?!??!?!?!?.....................
quote="krazykayaker"]how about Queen - get down make love
"Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love
(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
love
You can make ev'rybody get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev'rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna get down get down get down
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love"
quote="krazykayaker"]how about Queen - get down make love
"Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love
(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
love
You can make ev'rybody get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev'rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna get down get down get down
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love"
Sex God
Quote by Jags
I like mine hard boiled then sliced and made into sarnies....
Lovely with a bit of salt.....
NO! Not allowed.. soft boiled and dipped with soldiers. Or soft fried on a hash brown please.
mmmm i'm with you jags, or poached too, but I'm weird and don't like the egg whites- although I recently found a friend who doesn't like the yokes, so we're going for brekkie next week together! hehehe!
As for easter eggs - I used to save mine up in competition with my wee sister, as she would scoff hers all at once, and i'd still have loads left. Only problem was she didn't care about the competition, and by the time i got round to eating mine, it actually would be christmas, and they'd all have gone off!
Anyway, back to the thread, I hate how xmas stuff is for sale in september, ie bhs had everything out then, yet the week before christmas, they had taken away all the xmas display, stocking fillers, decorations etc - you couldn't buy anything!
grrrrrrrrrr!
m xx
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Your 18...you were 15 then......i think its time to move on.......no don't she will or has,if you just leave her alone!.......how do you expect another relationship to work,if they get the feeling you'd rather be somewhere else!
I thought I was the only one thinking that!!
15 is not the age to be having that kind of relationship, no matter what you think!You were still a child at that age, and 18 is still very very young now, I'm not much older than you now (6 years, I'm 24) and I know how much I've changed in those 6 years!
It would have been a disaster if I'd got married and settled down with one of my first boyfriends, and no matter what you might say, I reckon the same would be the same for you!
I really have to say- get over yourself sunshine! you will laugh about this when you're 30 i reckon!
................................ sits and awaits all the childhood sweethearts who've been together 40 years to come along and prove her wrong................
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Quote by mdr2000
From what I gather most women prefer 'better late than never' so a very happy birthday to one of the nicest people on here..... Happy Birthday Maz.
Still no chance of a shag though I bet.........???
What do you mean, no chance?! If I knew I was in with a chance I wouldn't have been so shy!
Get your sexy ass up to Scotland asap!
:twisted: m xx
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I love porn Lisa!!! I'm the biggest perv ever!
Most of the ones we have downloaded on dens lap top are ones that I've picked out, which wouldn't look too good for him if someone was looking through his media player- most of them are my favourite fantasy- the reluctance/play fantasy (not going into that debate again- i remember the thread on it before, and can't remember the name for it that everyone came up with!)
Den and I have slightly different tastes when it comes to porn though, he likes jenna jamieson etc, but i hate the fakeness, the horrible make up and straw hair and the awful acting. Sure I could do a much better job!
So long as it looks like they are really enjoying themselves and not just sticking in a few ooos n mmmmms n fuck me's wherever they like, then I'll probably enjoy it.
I did buy den a porno for valentines once from ann summers, and it was the worst one ever! It was supposed to be one us gals would enjoy watching, with story line, good acting etc, but you would be more turned on watching a carry on film, and at least get a few laughs doing so.
Now its leather and lace all the way, and remembering that an 18 rating is not naughty enough for us!!!
m xx
Most of the ones we have downloaded on dens lap top are ones that I've picked out, which wouldn't look too good for him if someone was looking through his media player- most of them are my favourite fantasy- the reluctance/play fantasy (not going into that debate again- i remember the thread on it before, and can't remember the name for it that everyone came up with!)
Den and I have slightly different tastes when it comes to porn though, he likes jenna jamieson etc, but i hate the fakeness, the horrible make up and straw hair and the awful acting. Sure I could do a much better job!
So long as it looks like they are really enjoying themselves and not just sticking in a few ooos n mmmmms n fuck me's wherever they like, then I'll probably enjoy it.
I did buy den a porno for valentines once from ann summers, and it was the worst one ever! It was supposed to be one us gals would enjoy watching, with story line, good acting etc, but you would be more turned on watching a carry on film, and at least get a few laughs doing so.
Now its leather and lace all the way, and remembering that an 18 rating is not naughty enough for us!!!
m xx
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I've always prefered penetration to oral sex, so I love it! Den has a VERY good technique, so if any one wants instructions, then send us a pm!
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polo, you're right about the door bell thang, but sometimes for me, the more fingers the better ;) hehehe
you definately have to keep trying out plenty of different techniques though....
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polo, you're right about the door bell thang, but sometimes for me, the more fingers the better ;) hehehe
you definately have to keep trying out plenty of different techniques though....
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Quote by splendid33
just google it...... hitachi magic wand. it is sold as a massager (external use) and it is totally brilliant very very powerful.... the first time it was used on me (by a lover) I screamed the place down.
I now have my very own and I love it. if you want to come and try mine before you get one yourself maz then just let me know......
x x x :twisted:
I'm on my way!!! if I start running now, how long will it take to get there?!?!?
xx
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I can't choose!!!!
but if I had to, it would probably be:
1. Vibrating cock ring
2. My double ended vibrator that rotates!
3. Hand AND leg cuffs!!
:twisted: :twisted:
It's my birthday today so we will hopefully have a trip up to leather n lace to pick something new out
hint hint den!!!
maz xx
but if I had to, it would probably be:
1. Vibrating cock ring
2. My double ended vibrator that rotates!
3. Hand AND leg cuffs!!
:twisted: :twisted:
It's my birthday today so we will hopefully have a trip up to leather n lace to pick something new out
hint hint den!!!
maz xx
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Quote by fabioplum
Now we could all fulfill our dreams with positive thinking and dedicating some time per week/day to practice or go to classes etc. This must be a strict regime where you never compromise and miss a session. !
I don't think all the practice, positive thinking or dedication in the world could make me a good singer, i think it's something you need to have a wee bit of talent to star off with!
Thats why its the one thing i wish i could do, i know that most things i could do if i really set my mind to it and worked hard, but singing i have no hope in hell with!!!!
(unless any singing teachers in scotland want to take up a challenge!!!!)
m xxxxxxxxxxx
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Too much!!!!
It's my birthday the week before christmas, and I usually end up spending any pennies/vouchers i get for that on others peoples pressies, rather than buying something for myself as was intended!
I've still got cards from years ago, but always seem to end up buying new ones anyway.
Den gets around that by not sending anyone a card!
I probably end up spending about £500, not intentionally, and not including nights out, work meals etc (and we don't have kids) so it's really a stupid amount of money to spend, but i usually buy in bits n pieces and I've never really thought about adding it up!
I wouldn't dare spend on a credit card- I'd still be paying it off the next year!
m x
It's my birthday the week before christmas, and I usually end up spending any pennies/vouchers i get for that on others peoples pressies, rather than buying something for myself as was intended!
I've still got cards from years ago, but always seem to end up buying new ones anyway.
Den gets around that by not sending anyone a card!
I probably end up spending about £500, not intentionally, and not including nights out, work meals etc (and we don't have kids) so it's really a stupid amount of money to spend, but i usually buy in bits n pieces and I've never really thought about adding it up!
I wouldn't dare spend on a credit card- I'd still be paying it off the next year!
m x
