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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by mdr2000
Its funny you should say ...
Most songs remind me of something or other, either a time place or just good memories. Can't be specific about any as such as mostly it's just trivial stuff..
One that always makes me laugh though is the Pogues song, '' you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggott happy christmas I hope its your last'' yeah that one. I always say to Ju they are playing 'Our song' lol......
Mike

I love that song!!!
It actually says happy christmas 'you arse' and thank god its our last!
I always thought it was a happy song until i realised that before that line they also say:
'you're a bum, you're a punk,' ''you're and old slut on junk, lying there, almost dead on a drip in that bed!'
Funnily enough, it always reminds me of my sister- my birthday is the week before christmas, and one year we were the only ones left in a club after my birthday night out at 5am. That was the last song of the night and the two of us were ballroom dancing to it in the middle of the dance floor, which cleared to watch us prance about - a bit like a first dance at a wedding, then everyone started to join in - it was soo much fun!
This'll be the first year she is away for my bday as she left to live in south korea for a year last week, so I know I'll be thinking of her if they play that one!
m xx
I don't think highlighting that they are prostitutes makes the crime any less heinous than it is, I think it just shows how much more vulnerable prostitutes really are to this sort of thing.
I too would also go for the police option!
M xx
I recently saw a 'swingers' magazine on the top shelf of a heaving WHS smith at the airport, so I phoned Den to tell him all about it, saying we had to get it!
He couldn't believe anyone would ever have the balls to get it, saying he certainly wouldn't and we should get it delivered!
i think the poor check out girl who looked about 16 was a bit worried about me picking it up, and asked for my ID! (I was wearing my team tracksuit as I was travelling for a gymnastics tracksuit, so probably looked about 12) I think she was more flustered than me poor soul!
Needless to say Den was very surprised when I brought it home (bit of a shit magazine though....)
He definately gets very embarrassed by these sorts of things, but I'm usually the one that will head into the 24hr shop after a night out top pick up some porn for us ;-)
M xx
Quote by Abilene
Ok I admit that when I am naked I am very aware that my stomach is not as flat as it was when I was 18, that my thighs are not as firm as when I was 18 and then my breasts don't sit where they did when I was 18. Oh FFS why was I not having a shit load of sex when I was 18 ?!?!?

Are you looking at your partner/people at the munch/ people in a club and thinking, 'hmmm, they've got a bit of a podgy belly, look at the cellulite on their thighs'??
Most likely not, and the same goes for them, most people would never notice the 'issues' that you notice about yourself, so I say to hell with being worried about how you look, everyone looks gorgeous, and the more you think like you don't give a damn, the better you will feel!!
easier said than done, eh!
Quote by Badexample2
Maz, you poor soul, having some third parties cold hands on you, sounds a bit of a catch 22 that one for you. Sounds like heaven here!

it was! they soon warmed up!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Nooo!!!
Den surprised me by inviting one of our friends round while i was handcuffed to the bed and blindfolded, with no idea whatsoever that there was someone else in the house (very good surprise! :twisted: )
Anyway, he made the excuse he was going to get ice cubes, and the next moment, I felt a pair of icy hands on me!!!!
I knew straight away it was someone else- girls hands are always much colder!
It was too much of a shock to the system going from his oven mitts, to hers!
Now I know why he moans at me for trying to warm my hands n toes on him during the night- cold hands are not good!
m xx
Quote by sheddy
how long does it take to get over an ex...................
It depends how big she is.................I've misunderstood the question again haven't I dunno

is it quicker going under them do you think???
hahahah now everyones lost!!!!even the people who got the play on words in the first place!!! lol!
doh!!!!
lol
Yes!!!!! hopefully as a birthday treat for me! (my birthday is 16th dec - a week before xmas)
You have to promise to wear the boots when we come down though!! hehhehehe
Quote by CarrieAnn
:giggle: I've just ordered my new boots - appearing at the Notts Munch (requests will be considered for prior viewings :twistedsmile :giggle:
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/2546427603.jpg
CA x

Me n Den request a private viewing- will you manage to walk all the way to scotland in them? that heel looks very high.....
We could both give you a foot massage when you got here though.....
M xx :twisted: :twisted:
everyone is a bit slow on this one !!!!
Now tell me, are you participating in the water sport , or are you merely a pole dancing spectator?
for me, and pole dancing, i like both!
do tell.....
m xx
Quote by redpantherman
...i cant think of a cpompaetiton or prize, suggestions in the box please.
confused: confused: confused: confused: confused:
A spell checker? :giggle:
Sorry mate...
but seriusly (confused) why don't you download a tool bar with spell check on it? - its fab! :thumbup:
Now now RPM, did you use YOUR spell checker??? eh? eh?! hehehehehe
or will we give you the excuse your were making light.....
;)
xx
Quote by jaymar
having only add 4somes so far we was wondering are mff 3somes better we been trying for ages 2 find bi female but no luck look 4ward to ure replys

Hi there, we've had both and we've loved both equally because each occasion was unique.. as long as both sides are enjoying themselves then you will have a blast no matter how many are present! lol
Agree with you there! we don't have a preference- threesomes, foursomes, moresomes....all good!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted:
lol! Didn't think we'd get so many posts.....
Den typed out the question when he was drunk last night- he wanted to bite me really hard and I told him where to go (we were lying on the sofa watching scrubs, not exactly a very kinky moment!)...
I do love being bitten, just in the right place at the right time! Not in my jammies!!!
And of course, D loves to do the biting!
:twisted: xx
Ha hahaha
Just read that at the same time as Den nearly flung a kitten across the room for making him trip over it by 'weaving' through his legs - they're out to get us.....
it's only a matter of time!...............
Yup, an ex of mine found me n Den on here!
redface (he knows who he is!) and we think someone else may have spotted us, which is why we moved all our pics to private gallery- don't want our grannies stumbling across our naked pics!
It wouldn't bother me too much though if someone I knew found us, I'd like to know what they were doing looking!! biggrin
Mxx
Quote by Sarah
I agree it stings like hell.............................
Guys you all need a better aim........................... lol
In fact somewhere there are some diagrams

No matter where den aims - it will end up in my eye, and always the right one- seriously, it's a long standing joke mow about getting in my eye-
i.e the other night, he had tied me up with two blindfolds over my eyes (and there might just have been someone helping him aim) and he STILL managed to get my eye!
Doh!
I doubt it masks or goggles would work any better... it'd still find its way there!
m xx
Quote by CarrieAnn
on my way maz!!!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CA x

Hurry up!!!!
how long will it take you?!?!?!?!!
:twisted: :twisted:
I would agree with you there sass, I used to be bi-curious, but i DEFINATELY am not curious any more!!!!!
bi-curious: like the thought of beng with someone of the same sex, but maybe only just had a little bit of fun, not sure if you want to go further,
bi- COME HERE GIRLS!!!!
XXXXXXX
Quote by splendid33
I have the peekaboo one and wouldn't recommend it!!!
It's fine if you want it up n down quickly, and good for parties, but because it's just sprung loaded, you can't actually spin on it or climb it, and the temptation is always there, so one drunken move and it will fall over with you on it!
I'm looking for one that can be fixed in place, so anyone who had those links, please let me know too!
Hint hint santa clause (read, den!) .........................................

wave hiya sexy......haven't seen you for a while....
x x x :inlove:
Hi gorgeous, where have I been hiding?!?!?!?!..................
We're back now! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I have the peekaboo one and wouldn't recommend it!!!
It's fine if you want it up n down quickly, and good for parties, but because it's just sprung loaded, you can't actually spin on it or climb it, and the temptation is always there, so one drunken move and it will fall over with you on it!
I'm looking for one that can be fixed in place, so anyone who had those links, please let me know too!
Hint hint santa clause (read, den!) .........................................
The men who fought in WW1 and WW2 to help preserve freedom and create peace deserve all the respect we can give them.
pl, i'd really love to know how your thought processes work!!!! what on earth made you come up with a post like this?!?!?! biggrin lol
Quote by de_sade
What is the point of this thread?
I've seen better threads cancelled / locked for less.
dunno

snap!
why hasn't this been locked? plenty others get locked that actually have some point to them!
This one only seems to have relevance to a select few.....
It is something we look for before we consider meeting people, and we agree with you, if it is just a one off meet, then I think it becomes even more important to be physically attracted to whoever you're swinging with as you tend to not have much else to go by!
Having said that, we have played with people that we perhaps wouldn't be attracted to if we'd met them on a night out etc, but the attraction has come from lots of naughty chat!
(no-one on here before you all start wondering if its you!)
We'd love anyones tips on how to let someone down gently if they're not you're cup of tea, as we're massive cowards when it comes to the 'thanks, but no thanks, just not attracted to you' chat.......
naughty maz n den!!!!
xx
ps, the only reason i'm posting it here is it would be absolutely no use to a burglar, as it took about 45 mins of humphimg and heaving at the window, I'm sure any car theif wouldn't go to all that trouble!
xx
When I locked my keys in my car once, the wire coat hanger worked a treat!!! i tired hooking it through the top of the window tyo pull the window down, but that didn't work, so I managed to hook it through the top of the window door frame, by and pull the door slightly back, enough to get the coat hanger down to hook around the lock.
This wouldn't work if you have central locking, but if you somehow managed to slide the window down you might be able to then push it further and be able to pull up the lock.
Awwww, wish I was there- I love these kind of tricks!!! good luck
maz xx
Quote by poshkate

PK, if you need an hand, Im sure half the members of the site will be along to help and he deserves it for this lol

I'm planning my revenge as we speak NWC............. lol
or actually I might just milk this one a bit longer.....I've already managed to get him to run me a bath.....I might see what else I can get from this one....... lol
I hope you get a helluva lot more that just a bath run for you- much more milking needs doing- BAD SHEDDY! smackbottom