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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK
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Sex God
I did a bit of a naughty one to Den today......
We ended up having to get a pregnancy test today, which came up negative
But whilst he was in the loo, I drew an extra blue line on it.......
I'd left it sitting out, and he didn't notice at first, then when he finally did, I played along, saying 'you're winding ME up, you've drawn that on' The poor soul was shitting it, saying 'I swear I haven't, babes, you're pregnant'!!!!!
I couldn't keep it up very long before I burst into fits of giggles though!
A classic, cos if I havdn't beat him to it, i's the sort of thing he would have done to me!!!!
We ended up having to get a pregnancy test today, which came up negative
But whilst he was in the loo, I drew an extra blue line on it.......
I'd left it sitting out, and he didn't notice at first, then when he finally did, I played along, saying 'you're winding ME up, you've drawn that on' The poor soul was shitting it, saying 'I swear I haven't, babes, you're pregnant'!!!!!
I couldn't keep it up very long before I burst into fits of giggles though!
A classic, cos if I havdn't beat him to it, i's the sort of thing he would have done to me!!!!
Sex God
I probably wouldn't go to a girls only party, I get my enjoyment from playing with den and seeing him enojying himself, and the reason we swing is because we have such an amazing sex life and want to share it, together.
Den would think completely differently, he would love me to go and then tell him all about it afterwards, preferably with video evidence!!!!!
maz xxxxxxxx
Den would think completely differently, he would love me to go and then tell him all about it afterwards, preferably with video evidence!!!!!
maz xxxxxxxx
Sex God
*** old post- see new post below for part 2!)Thanks, maz xx ****
Howdy folks, some of you may remember me asking you all to help me think up a burlesque stage name for myself, with some very good suggestions (Maz O'kissed being the one thats stuck so far)
Now I need your help for a name for our burlesque troupe!
We were called the 'Burlesquad' which was supposed to be pronounced
'burlesque-squad' but everyone ended up saying 'burl- squad' instead, and even the right version was pretty poor.
We need something really catchy and sexy, Den came up with Moulin Rogues, which is clever, but ties us to one genre and we have several different styles in our acts.
Another troupe is called 'vixens in silk' so we're looking for something along those lines, and yes we've tried google and name generators, but wanted to hear all you ideas too!
help!
maz (and the burl-girls!) xxxx
Howdy folks, some of you may remember me asking you all to help me think up a burlesque stage name for myself, with some very good suggestions (Maz O'kissed being the one thats stuck so far)
Now I need your help for a name for our burlesque troupe!
We were called the 'Burlesquad' which was supposed to be pronounced
'burlesque-squad' but everyone ended up saying 'burl- squad' instead, and even the right version was pretty poor.
We need something really catchy and sexy, Den came up with Moulin Rogues, which is clever, but ties us to one genre and we have several different styles in our acts.
Another troupe is called 'vixens in silk' so we're looking for something along those lines, and yes we've tried google and name generators, but wanted to hear all you ideas too!
help!
maz (and the burl-girls!) xxxx
Sex God
Same as most, I have in the past to 'get it over n done with quicker' ie if someone was trying really hard and there was just no way things were happnening, but with Den I can't say it's ever been something I've had to do, and I would definately be able to tell if he'd been faking it! Unless he has a very clever trick up his trouser leg.........
Sometimes, there will be times when it just won't happen, but it doesn't mean to say I'm not enjoying myslef, so I'd never fake it in that case!!!
Sometimes, there will be times when it just won't happen, but it doesn't mean to say I'm not enjoying myslef, so I'd never fake it in that case!!!
Sex God
We were banned once upon a time for 'having multiple user names' which actually turned out to be a case of mistaken identity.
We did see a massive drop in the number of pms and contacts after that, as people had obviously spotted that and understandabley been a bit wary of us, which we were a bit miffed about seeing as it wasn't anything to do with us!
Just thought I'd throw that in in case they were banned for the same reason!
Maz xx
We did see a massive drop in the number of pms and contacts after that, as people had obviously spotted that and understandabley been a bit wary of us, which we were a bit miffed about seeing as it wasn't anything to do with us!
Just thought I'd throw that in in case they were banned for the same reason!
Maz xx
Sex God
mouse seems to be the name for all my little creatures, either that or beastie!!!
This one needs a better name for once, my hamsters have been called blackie , smokey and mouse- although my fish is called swallows (who was it who came up with that one?) after it's unfortunate incident here!
mazxx
This one needs a better name for once, my hamsters have been called blackie , smokey and mouse- although my fish is called swallows (who was it who came up with that one?) after it's unfortunate incident here!
mazxx
Sex God
She is settling in well!!!
She had a bit of a manic house-estruction half hour, but she's now tired herself out and is snoring away!
Loving all these names, i do like cleo and jess, and tj, i always loved pingu, but pinga isn't quite the same, and she does need a wee gals name, nimrod is pretty cool!
Going to try them out now!
m xx
She had a bit of a manic house-estruction half hour, but she's now tired herself out and is snoring away!
Loving all these names, i do like cleo and jess, and tj, i always loved pingu, but pinga isn't quite the same, and she does need a wee gals name, nimrod is pretty cool!
Going to try them out now!
m xx
Sex God
Well, kitten actually!
My new baby kitten arrived today- a tiny dot of a rescue thing - she is crazy, black and white with a kinda tabby look to the black, with blue green eyes- help me name her!!!
I've already got a ton of pics of her, but still not go the nack of putting them on here, so if anyone can be of assistance- she is sooo cute and needs to be shown off I think!
the hamster is shaking in his cage as we speak......
maz xx
My new baby kitten arrived today- a tiny dot of a rescue thing - she is crazy, black and white with a kinda tabby look to the black, with blue green eyes- help me name her!!!
I've already got a ton of pics of her, but still not go the nack of putting them on here, so if anyone can be of assistance- she is sooo cute and needs to be shown off I think!
the hamster is shaking in his cage as we speak......
maz xx
Sex God
A huge thank youto pk -chatting tonight did more than help me, it brought a smile to my face which hasn't been there in a while- even though i still find it weird that I can pour my heart out to someone I haven't met, I'm glad that there's people on here that I can still chat to when I most need to!
:kiss for you hunni!
Maz xx
:kiss for you hunni!
Maz xx
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
I'm curious as to why you have your obssesions?
The things like the how you make your tea/ stack the dishwasher, get dressed, etc seem to be more like a routine that feels strange if disrupted, more like habit, or just the 'way you like things done'
Wheres my having to get out of bed on one side only and having the cupboards doors shut etc etc is because I'm actually frightened of what will happen if I don't do that!!
I can soo easily scare myself that some creature or something is lurking in my wardrobe, but if the door is shut, its ok! Now that's when I think it's weird!
Anyone got any tips on what I should do? Section myself?!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!
maz xx
As you said Maz, a lot of these things are simple force of habit. generally humans are creatures of habit and when our routines are disturbed it can make us feel quite insecure, sometime to the point of not allowing us to function 100%.
Other quirks however can be more serious, and if a break in routine causes us actual fear or panic, then it could well be the early signs of anxiety, which in its turn can in some cases lead to depression which left untreated can become a serious disorder.
IMHO if a habit, quirk, routine that is broken causes you genuine fear, panic or anxiety, my advice is go and have a quiet word with your GP
HTH
Pete
oh god, am i that bad?? lol!
Sex God
I was the youngest ever gymnastics judge....
I used to be a contortionist in a circus when I was 13....
I've swum with sharks........
Oh, and I got chatted up by Bruce Willis in Sydney when I was travelling round Australia!
Hehe, it was a long and beautiful relationship of one gin and tonic!!!!
Den was young ornothologist of the year, the school duks AND an alter boy!hahahaha! How much must he have been bullied!
I used to be a contortionist in a circus when I was 13....
I've swum with sharks........
Oh, and I got chatted up by Bruce Willis in Sydney when I was travelling round Australia!
Hehe, it was a long and beautiful relationship of one gin and tonic!!!!
Den was young ornothologist of the year, the school duks AND an alter boy!hahahaha! How much must he have been bullied!
Sex God
I'm curious as to why you have your obssesions?
The things like the how you make your tea/ stack the dishwasher, get dressed, etc seem to be more like a routine that feels strange if disrupted, more like habit, or just the 'way you like things done'
Wheres my having to get out of bed on one side only and having the cupboards doors shut etc etc is because I'm actually frightened of what will happen if I don't do that!!
I can soo easily scare myself that some creature or something is lurking in my wardrobe, but if the door is shut, its ok! Now that's when I think it's weird!
Anyone got any tips on what I should do? Section myself?!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!
maz xx
The things like the how you make your tea/ stack the dishwasher, get dressed, etc seem to be more like a routine that feels strange if disrupted, more like habit, or just the 'way you like things done'
Wheres my having to get out of bed on one side only and having the cupboards doors shut etc etc is because I'm actually frightened of what will happen if I don't do that!!
I can soo easily scare myself that some creature or something is lurking in my wardrobe, but if the door is shut, its ok! Now that's when I think it's weird!
Anyone got any tips on what I should do? Section myself?!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!
maz xx
Sex God
Well, I have got a pay rise and I haven't even started my new job yet!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Start on Monday, so this is my last week of freedom, and just found out I can work a four day week too, by working 8-6 so bring on the long weekends!!!!!!!
yay!!!!
maz xxxxxxxxxx
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Start on Monday, so this is my last week of freedom, and just found out I can work a four day week too, by working 8-6 so bring on the long weekends!!!!!!!
yay!!!!
maz xxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by cu3b4ll
At work I make a point of standing near the lift door so I can hold it back to allow the women to get out first. What really riles meare the people waiting outside who take that as a signal to start piling in - pushing past those trying to get out. I don't like to be ageist but why do they always seem to be under 25?
Do manners come with age or is evolution now a case of "the survival of the surliest"?
I'm under 25 and I have manners!!!!Shock Horror!!!!!
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Phew!!!! We had a problem with our membership payments - closed one of our accounts but forgot it was the one our direct debit comes out of!
I was having a panic cos we couldn't do anything as basic members!
Anyway, it was my idea to join up the site, we had always talked about having a threesome, and had had some 'fun' with some of my girlfriends, but i never felt too comfy taking things further with my mates, but we also didn't like the thought of just approaching someone on a night out in a club etc.
I suggested swinging after I read an article in a magazine on it, but den still thought it was a really seedy affair (well, it probably is lol) for failing marriages not thinking htere would be people our age etc and not really for us.
But a few days later he had a look on the internet and phoned me and told me to go check out a site....
Anyway, I logged on to the site to find my pictures on it!!! He'd surprised me by making a profile for us, and no, I wasn't mad at him, I couldn't stop grinning, it was soo exciting and such a turn on to see that within hours of putting it up, people had already emailed us wanting to meet up.
To be fair, the emails did tail off a bit, but it was still great fun! And I think Den is more than happy that I suggested it!!!!
Maz xxx
I was having a panic cos we couldn't do anything as basic members!
Anyway, it was my idea to join up the site, we had always talked about having a threesome, and had had some 'fun' with some of my girlfriends, but i never felt too comfy taking things further with my mates, but we also didn't like the thought of just approaching someone on a night out in a club etc.
I suggested swinging after I read an article in a magazine on it, but den still thought it was a really seedy affair (well, it probably is lol) for failing marriages not thinking htere would be people our age etc and not really for us.
But a few days later he had a look on the internet and phoned me and told me to go check out a site....
Anyway, I logged on to the site to find my pictures on it!!! He'd surprised me by making a profile for us, and no, I wasn't mad at him, I couldn't stop grinning, it was soo exciting and such a turn on to see that within hours of putting it up, people had already emailed us wanting to meet up.
To be fair, the emails did tail off a bit, but it was still great fun! And I think Den is more than happy that I suggested it!!!!
Maz xxx
