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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Sex God
I have to get out of bed on the left side, And I can't sleep with a cupboard door open, and everytime i go on an airplane, I have to touch the outside of it before i go on....
Thank god I don't do all the stuff I used to do when I was younger, otherwise i'd never leave the house now!
m xx
Thank god I don't do all the stuff I used to do when I was younger, otherwise i'd never leave the house now!
m xx
:inlove: as is yours tina!!! Sex God
Lies!!!!
I know you're plan!!!! you're on your way to scooping the victory..... or so you think!!!........
Watch out kiss, I'm coming to get ya! :giggle:
Anyway, back to the topic, I have wanted a tattoo for years, since I was 16, but I have never been able to decide on one or where to have it for that matter
I still want someone to draw me one, but it is going to be a long quest to find the perfect one, and I know I won't be able to stop when I do get one.
Den got on on his arm on my birthday (instead of getting me a birthday card/present might I add!) which he got done in a dodgy place in leith! oo dear!
He's since got another ginormous one on his other arm and wants to xtend the original one.
I love them, but reckon he should put a bit more thought in to them first!
So I voted yes for den as there wasn't an option for he has, she hasn't!
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I know you're plan!!!! you're on your way to scooping the victory..... or so you think!!!........
Watch out kiss, I'm coming to get ya! :giggle:
Anyway, back to the topic, I have wanted a tattoo for years, since I was 16, but I have never been able to decide on one or where to have it for that matter
I still want someone to draw me one, but it is going to be a long quest to find the perfect one, and I know I won't be able to stop when I do get one.
Den got on on his arm on my birthday (instead of getting me a birthday card/present might I add!) which he got done in a dodgy place in leith! oo dear!
He's since got another ginormous one on his other arm and wants to xtend the original one.
I love them, but reckon he should put a bit more thought in to them first!
So I voted yes for den as there wasn't an option for he has, she hasn't!
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Sex God
Hehehehe! And now you've stolen it back from me!
I was getting my little blonde head all confused thinking my thread had already disappeared into oblivion, when I clicked on this thread and found I was at the top of it!
The mods should know better than to confuse a poor lost soul even further! :giggle:
Hmmm, I might get my stethoscope out tonight for when den gets back!!! :twisted:
As for other objects, I'll have to think about that one.... only the obvious springs to mind just now!!hehehe
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I was getting my little blonde head all confused thinking my thread had already disappeared into oblivion, when I clicked on this thread and found I was at the top of it!
The mods should know better than to confuse a poor lost soul even further! :giggle:
Hmmm, I might get my stethoscope out tonight for when den gets back!!! :twisted:
As for other objects, I'll have to think about that one.... only the obvious springs to mind just now!!hehehe
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Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
.....unfortunately some people have obviously had a sense of humour by pass
Quote by robhambledon
Sassy , I think that sums up ,exactly what myself and a lot of people have been trying to put across to our members who are less than humourous
Could it not just be that those with "a sense of humour bypass" are just waiting for something that's actually funny to exercise their sense of humour? I find it very condescending for you to assume that anyone who doesn't like your particular sense of humour must have no sense of humour at all.
The latest round of internet/text jokes are reminiscent of primary school playground jokes - they're ok when told by a 10 year old but are a little dull when an adult repeats them to an adult audience.
Well said!!!! :thumbup:
Sex God
does my post from yesterday about my gold fish swallows count? i thought it was slightly funny ;-)
hmmmm, I'll leave den to do the flirting post when he comes back tonight, but as for the serious one, I think we're buggered as that word doesn't exist for us!
hmmmmmm we will try!!!
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hmmmm, I'll leave den to do the flirting post when he comes back tonight, but as for the serious one, I think we're buggered as that word doesn't exist for us!
hmmmmmm we will try!!!
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Sex God
I'm clearly entering the competition for fastest thread locking here!
But Kiss, tell me about you stethoscope? what colour is it? what is it for?
I used to have a pretty red/pink one, but it got pinched by a doctor who'd lost his and I never got it back, so then I 'borrowed' my mates who wasn't working in respiratory at the time, and erm, 'lost' it in the ward.....
I then had to pinch back another red one.....It looks like a toy one....
maz xx
But Kiss, tell me about you stethoscope? what colour is it? what is it for?
I used to have a pretty red/pink one, but it got pinched by a doctor who'd lost his and I never got it back, so then I 'borrowed' my mates who wasn't working in respiratory at the time, and erm, 'lost' it in the ward.....
I then had to pinch back another red one.....It looks like a toy one....
maz xx
Sex God
No rob, what sassy said - that IS gallows humour, text message jokes to get a cheap laugh are very different and that is where my lack of humour is.!
When I read Sassys post there, it brought a little smile to my face, i did find it funny, in a comforting kind of way, however, I found the steve irwine 'jokes' turned my stomach and thought they were in very bad taste.
But as we say, each to their own! Den probably laughed at them.
m xx
When I read Sassys post there, it brought a little smile to my face, i did find it funny, in a comforting kind of way, however, I found the steve irwine 'jokes' turned my stomach and thought they were in very bad taste.
But as we say, each to their own! Den probably laughed at them.
m xx
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
The last thing the grieving family of a recently deceased person want is some arsehole making light of it for a cheap laugh in an attempt to court publicity that they cannot elicit with their personality alone.
I've followed this, and similar, threads; trying to not contribute.
I can't fully contribute without given what I think would be too much insight to personal history.
But I would though like to raise a point. Highlighted to me by some of de_sade's postings.
I think two outwardly similar, but wildly differing senses of humour are being confused and put in the same phrases.
I don't have names for them, but I think there's a huge difference between the sick and puerile, bad taste humour told for the sake of it in an attempt to be "funny" and what is often referred to as black/dark/gallows "humour" used as a so called coping mechanism by people involved with/in certain types of "trauma"
I think that is what de_sade is trying to point out, that there is no place for the kind of bad taste 'humour' that was exhibited before in another thread, and yes, there is a difference between 'gallows humour' and the text message style jokes that some are referring to as gallows style, which they definately are not.
Sex God
Quote by Fektart
Well, my fish has survived the night!!!!
hmmm, any name suggestions for the lucky wee thing?........................
Swallows... cause it certainly doesn't spit..
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
I love it!!!!! :giggle:
the next question is which do you do... and when can I find out... answer by pm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (if you want that is)
Do you really have to ask???????
Spitting in public is rude didn't you know........ :twisted:
Sex God
I think there's a difference between using a bit of light humour in an awful situation, to the kind of humour that was rattling around in texts after the likes of diana and steve irwins deaths, the tsunami, the 9/11etc.
I don't want to go back to the steve thread, but just want to use it as an example in that a lot of people don't know the guy, probably weren't that upset by his death, but are jumping on the band wagon to get a crack out of the poor guys death with childish sick jokes. Same goes for all the other jokes in these situations.
Thats when I think galllows humour is wrong, its not being used as a coping mechanism there, what coping does someone have to do to 'come to terms' with the death of a celebrity they don't know?
I understand the need for this in situations such as those the emergency services come across on a day to day basis, (not that i have ever noticed it or used it myself when working) but ! don't think there is any place for these kinds of sick text message jokes.
I don't want to go back to the steve thread, but just want to use it as an example in that a lot of people don't know the guy, probably weren't that upset by his death, but are jumping on the band wagon to get a crack out of the poor guys death with childish sick jokes. Same goes for all the other jokes in these situations.
Thats when I think galllows humour is wrong, its not being used as a coping mechanism there, what coping does someone have to do to 'come to terms' with the death of a celebrity they don't know?
I understand the need for this in situations such as those the emergency services come across on a day to day basis, (not that i have ever noticed it or used it myself when working) but ! don't think there is any place for these kinds of sick text message jokes.
Sex God
it is greyhound now as that what I used when I was last there, and everything Steve has said rings true for me, at the mo I'm too tired to write, but pm me and I'll give you plenty of suggestions, i've spent a lot of time there, my frst was a 3 month stint similar to you so i can give you an idea of my 'itinery'!
pm me to remind me though - it's ridiculous o'clock that i'm posting this.....
maz xx
pm me to remind me though - it's ridiculous o'clock that i'm posting this.....
maz xx
Sex God
our signature has been stuck like it is just now for ages after I tried to tamper with it and put a pic on it - never again!
I'm v blonde and not got a clue how I made it look pretty in the first place, so if some kind person could remind me how i get pretty colours again, I'd def show them my gratitude
I'm v blonde and not got a clue how I made it look pretty in the first place, so if some kind person could remind me how i get pretty colours again, I'd def show them my gratitude
Sex God
Although we only meet couples at the mo, if we were to meet a guy then no, it wouldn't make me want to consider someone more, in fact, it actually worries me when a guy specifically states that on an add or profile as I take that as meaning they are happy with bareback and the risks this entails.
It makes me think that this is their usual practice and that the only concern for them is not getting someone pregnant, rather than STD risks.
We have in the past not used protection when we have played, which we now regret and hopefully won't do again, and now will get checked up regularly just in case, the main reason being how easy it is to catch an STD.
Although I am on the pill, it isn't 100% effective, so the issue of pregnancy would be a worry still ( I can think of nothing worse than the thought that I was pregnant without being sure whether it was with den or not).
The vasectomy part would still not take this worry away, (how do you really know for sure?) but the main issue would be the disregard of any thought to his or your own health.
Vasectomy or no vasectomy, the risk of catching an STD is far too great, so it would be an instant rejection to a guy advertising this as one of his 'features'.
Maz xx
It makes me think that this is their usual practice and that the only concern for them is not getting someone pregnant, rather than STD risks.
We have in the past not used protection when we have played, which we now regret and hopefully won't do again, and now will get checked up regularly just in case, the main reason being how easy it is to catch an STD.
Although I am on the pill, it isn't 100% effective, so the issue of pregnancy would be a worry still ( I can think of nothing worse than the thought that I was pregnant without being sure whether it was with den or not).
The vasectomy part would still not take this worry away, (how do you really know for sure?) but the main issue would be the disregard of any thought to his or your own health.
Vasectomy or no vasectomy, the risk of catching an STD is far too great, so it would be an instant rejection to a guy advertising this as one of his 'features'.
Maz xx
Sex God
Haha, den has also reminded me of the time when I tried to rescue a shrew that had been caught by a cat.
This involved me sprinting across the road after a cat I saw with it in it's mouth, then getting scratched all over by said cat as I tried to get the thing out its mouth, then watching the wee thing leap out my hands and down a drain.
It had tried to escape from me and the nearest place was down the drain, which must have been like one us falling down a well.
I could see the shrew swimming round and round in circles, but the drain was covered over by a grate, with no way out for the shrew.
Instead of me thinking that was it, I ran to ask a builder for a screwdriver so I could save the creature.
After unscrewing the cover, I had to dip my hand in the minging drain to fish the beastie out.
I then carried it all the way back across the road so I could show den, but just as I said
'look what I've got' , it decided to sink its teeth into my thumb and not let go!
I think it got more damage from me shaking it off, than it did from being in the cats mouth!
Doh!
This involved me sprinting across the road after a cat I saw with it in it's mouth, then getting scratched all over by said cat as I tried to get the thing out its mouth, then watching the wee thing leap out my hands and down a drain.
It had tried to escape from me and the nearest place was down the drain, which must have been like one us falling down a well.
I could see the shrew swimming round and round in circles, but the drain was covered over by a grate, with no way out for the shrew.
Instead of me thinking that was it, I ran to ask a builder for a screwdriver so I could save the creature.
After unscrewing the cover, I had to dip my hand in the minging drain to fish the beastie out.
I then carried it all the way back across the road so I could show den, but just as I said
'look what I've got' , it decided to sink its teeth into my thumb and not let go!
I think it got more damage from me shaking it off, than it did from being in the cats mouth!
Doh!
