Ok, i just did something that I'm sure most will think is very stupid.... I rescued my fish (i think)
My poor little goldfish had managed to sook up a stone from the bottom of the tank and get it stuck in it's wee mouth!
After watching the poor thing struggle to get it out, and being stuck nose down on the botton, and trying to bash the stone of the side to get it out, something compelled me to go and rescue the creature! (maybe I was taking inspiration from steve crocodile hunter?......)
Anyway, after guddling about for a few minutes I finally caught him and tried to pull the stone out, but with no luck.
By this point I felt like I was on a real rescue mission, so ran to get some tweezers.
When I put my hand back in the tank, the wee fish actually swam (well, an attempt at swimming with a giant rock in it's mouth) over to my hand and sat in it, v strange.... then I was able to pull out the stone with the tweezers - ouch!! it looked nasty!
I can't believe how much the adrenaline was pumping, all for my little gold fish!
He'll probably die by tomorrow, but at least I tried!
Does anyone think this is weird? I just phoned den and he laughed at me!
Maz xx
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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It's something I will never understand, I think it's sick, way beyond childish and I just don't see the need for laughing at someone elses tradgedy in order to make yourself feel better about things, and I think that reasoning is just an excuse for someone to feel better about getting a very cheap laugh.
As I often work in intensive care with the sickest patients in the hospital, I can say I have never encountered staff making light of a situation through this kind of humour, and its something I would never do myself.
maz x
As I often work in intensive care with the sickest patients in the hospital, I can say I have never encountered staff making light of a situation through this kind of humour, and its something I would never do myself.
maz x
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I think some of you have seen my hamster on webcam at some point!
(and yes, he did give permission to be on camera!)
The poor wee thing managed to escape a wee while back, and i thought he'd met his end down some pipe, until i heard scratching and I found him yesterday stuck down the inside of a chest of drawers, which are now disgusting, and covered in his muck ( he must have been there for ages) he also had cut all his wee paws from trying to scratch his way out of it so it was not a pretty site.
One fruit salad, some apple juice, cheese and square of dairy milk later and he was a happy wee creature chewing on my carpets again.
This is the last time I EVER agree to look after someones beastie when they go on holiday!!
Think I'll stick to fish from now on! (i have enough to cope with looking after den!)
(and yes, he did give permission to be on camera!)
The poor wee thing managed to escape a wee while back, and i thought he'd met his end down some pipe, until i heard scratching and I found him yesterday stuck down the inside of a chest of drawers, which are now disgusting, and covered in his muck ( he must have been there for ages) he also had cut all his wee paws from trying to scratch his way out of it so it was not a pretty site.
One fruit salad, some apple juice, cheese and square of dairy milk later and he was a happy wee creature chewing on my carpets again.
This is the last time I EVER agree to look after someones beastie when they go on holiday!!
Think I'll stick to fish from now on! (i have enough to cope with looking after den!)
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Quote by winchwench
what fun this is!!!!!!
come on, someone chat me up - i need a shag and quick!!!!!
(after i've been round to rwl for some starwars and pasta)
I just saw the funniest post in the forum after a threesome go have a look! xx
I got a mail which looked like my luck had changed.
Then I realized it was only Maz
so when ARE we meeting for that shag, sexy?!
Only jokin luscious!
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Quote by da69ve
Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
well you've only got yourself to blame......don't you get enough of that from this site!
I know i know! I'm sure I'll get labled time waster pretty soon!
it's lots of fun trying to find everyone on there though! some are easy - rwl and rpm cos their usernames are the same - but sheddy, i found you! hahah!
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Hahaha, i've already got a mail from some poor soul saying 'hello mazo' but then he forgot to take out the 'hello katy' bit as he was obviously cutting and pasting his mass email to all the girls who have joined in his area.
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
In fact, i don't even think i was in his area, and it had no relevance to me and my profile!
Oh dear!!!
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
can i try sliding it betwen the baps first then plunging it into your hot muffin?
You can have the baps for your sausage - but Maz has already started on the muffin - mmmmm
I'm happy to taste that muffin after it's had a bit of sausage in it, all the more flavour.....
