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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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i like a tall man though....
you know what they say about tall men....
not sure about a tall man on fire however.....
Quote by Spengler
I'm Sure I saw the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse coming out of a Greggs this Lunchtime.. Apparently they were going to end the world this afternoon.. But it's pretty Sunny so they're gonna go to a park instead and try and pick up girls with their Horses

men on horses eh? which park they off to? i'm there!
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I hope that wasn't too heavy and had some relevance? I'm not suggesting that you have an alcohol problem but if you ever fancy a chat just PM me.

I don't have a problem with alcohol but I have a medical condition that needs treating and the drugs for that mean I can no longer drink.
I am only a social drinker anyway so I think the problem for me is being told I can't drink rather that deciding myself that I don't want to drink.
Probably the same as when some people see a sign saying 'wet paint' I feel the need to touch it and check :lol2:
i hear exactly what you're saying- it's because you've not had the choice to stop that makes it hard!
My coach wouldn't allow us to drink during competition training, which at first was hard, but it was soo much easier when I turned it around to a reason that I didn't want to drink for. Maybe you can come up with a reason that makes it seem to you like you've made a choice!
The hardest thing i found was actually ye olde peer pressure- the number of friends on a night out that said 'go on, one won;t hurt' i had to say to them that if i had one for everytime someone tried to get me to have 'just one', then i'd be way past liver failure.
It's strange that as soon as you say you're not drinking everyone takes an interest and tries to get you to drink/doesn't know how you can go out etc!
Did anyone else find this? i found it wasnt my self control, but everyone else making a big deal about things that was the hardest part of not drinking!
Quote by Kiss_Me
My favourite has to be doggy style. Then again, there's a lot to be said for missionary; looking into someone's eyes just as they come is - well - :twisted: redface

:grin: :grin: :grin:
hehehe i was thinking it, just waiting for someone to SAY it ..........................
:twisted:
i'm definately not picking on hooved beings- i too have hooves for feet- check out my post in favourite body part (not clever enought to put a link in lol)
hmm, yeh doggie style me lying on my front, stretched out, him lying on top, what does that get called?! definately a good position for neck kissing!
and with girlies? can't actually think of any positions! but 69 always good....
hmm, i hear what you're saying about good old missionary! nothing like being pinned down like that!
but for best effect it has to be me on top for me ,and doggie style for den.
Only problem being they both involve me kneeling, and seeing as how i've buggered my knee, and cant don that, we've had to be a lot more inventive!hehhehe!
Mind you, i usually get so carried away that any position is good!
xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Oh and hormones once a month make me horny too!
Love
Firelizard xxxx

I hear ya :thumbup: My sex drive takes a huge leap when it's 'that time' approaching ! For about a week before I'm rampant !...............more than usual anyway :giggle:
tell me about it! and that time happens to be this weekend for me, except den is off on a stag -do grrrr!!!! so i'll be rampant with my rampant rabbit instead! oh dear hehehe!
Quote by poshkate
The smell of a greasy mechanic as he comes home from work :shock:
s wink

what makes me horny? the thought of kate covered in said greasy mechanics grease! hehehe if only den could fix cars.....
maz xx
i tell you- the evil spirits are at work- just as nostradamus predicted!
next, you'll find they've switched the coffee to decaff! twisted devil work!
erm i like my eyes (seems to be a common one for us girlies) and i HATE my feet - i actually have hooves! yuk!
Den would probably say all of him- he actually sent me a camera pic the other day, and i thought i was getting something tasty/naughty etc, but it was actually a pic of his arm saying 'look at my big bicep' .
Oh dear.
lol
oooo the day of the devil! i only just realised it was the 6th of the 6th of 2006- has anyone noticed anything spooky?
I have - my tv switched off all by itself, i have an unusual amount of bills through the letter box this morning,and there is a strange smell coming from my kitchen bin...
I'm very scared! has any one else noticed anything evil/spooky today?
folks, i think some of you are really quite harsh to newbies, is it that big a deal that we bring up topics that have been on in the past? you don't have to follow the discussion, you could leave it to the newbies!
Not trying to moan or anything - i love the forum and enjoy reading everyones chat, but as a newbie myself i get the feeling that its quite hard to join in when you don't know the 'in jokes' and what has already been discussed lol
maybe a page for newbies heheh
maz xx
was it a scottish guy by any chance? lol
is it on the pod cast?
sooo want to download it!
ta all!!!! hehe the condom one made us laugh, but there will be children there unfortunately!lol
good luck with interview little gem!
xx
Bump! heheh
fancy dress shop tomorrow - running out of time folks! which idea is best????
M&D xx
very sexy bi fem feeling naughty in edinburgh right now. anyone got any suggestions/offers to help her out?
hot couple in edin, looking for fun tonight, can accomodate, get in touch.
we already did! But it was all a conspiracy- I did it on purpose so I could find out the secrets of LTC!
hahahah now i know the handshake and everything!
xoxo
hehehe so that was why? u only locked my random warble to get into the club???!
come on- i'd had tooooo many g n t's and thought it was an item for topical debate! but now i'm quite happy to be 'in' the club, and looking forward to earning my club card points :-)
xoxo
we're new too!
I'm still trying to work it all out - and already got a locked thread thanks to my drunken warblings in a pointless subject yesterday!
Hello all!
hugs, maz
(and d cept he isn't here!)
hehehehe i've only been posting 2 days and i've already had a LT- oops!
maz xx
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79589.html
i should be doing bugger all today as i have now left uni and trying to see how long I can afford to not work for!tee hee!
so the weather just means i stay in being a lady of leisure instead of going out and doing the same - whilst den is hard at work!hahah!
maz xx
these are great guys!keep em coming!!! loving them all so far
7 brides n 7 brothers good- iceberg lettuce made me laugh!!!
ah des-scisions des- scissions!!
we're off to the theatre company costume hire warehouse on tuesday, so have to have finalised decision by then!!!
ta very much
m&D
heheh, but really, the few friends that we have chatted about it have had varying reactions, no one has been bothered, the general seemed to be, 'good on you, but I'd get to jealous letting my partner do that'
That seemed to be the reaction from those perhaps weren't that comfortable in their own relationship, ie hadn't built up enough trust, so is understandable.
An ex of maz recently tried to braoch the subject of swinging (we think he has or someone he knows has seen our profile) and tried to make out that it was 'fithly, for people who weren;t in a proper relationship, how could the guy love a girl like that, the girl is only doing it to please the guy and doesn't really want to, he didnt understand why anyone would do it etc....'
He was clearly trying to see what I would say to it - if I would rise to the bait and reveal my 'dirty secret'!
How den and I laughed!
It was his attempt at a dig at D and didn't go down well! hehehehe, I can't wait to tell him i'm having the time of my life and he couldn't be further from the truth :-)
I
I want a SH badge! is it like a blue peter badge?
where do i get one?
ps i know the secret hand shake!
maz xx
Yeh I've been trying to persuade den to dress up in drag for some like it hot - but he's having none of it!
I'll just have to pretend i've got him a 'macho' costume, get him drunk and then dress him up in my underwear! ;-)
someone has already beaten me to the rhett and scarlet idea unfortunately - one is dressing as a butler for rhett butler, and the other is dressing as scarlet, except with whoopee cushions and baked beans labels etc.
we'rejust too slow at thinking! rolleyes