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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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well done! how clever are you, eh?!
I know the feeling, I got my degree results on friday and did exactly the same as you - posted it on the forum cos I was over the moon!
Woohoo!
lets go celebrate! enjoy your graduation hun!
xxx
help fplks! i cant get back in!!!! grrrr! its dens stupid lap top me thinks-! lol
wow! lucky you !!!!! glad it all went so well! we are like you at the mo- cant wait for our next meet now we're not swinging virgins anymore :twisted:
yup, fraid I aint even heard of teddy boy/girl, or is that just cos im blonde?......
aww thanks folks! not usually one to blow my own trumpet (just dens usually) groan that was a bad one!
i'm off to get very drunk now! :beer:
How sad am I?
I just go the results of my degree this second and no one is answering their phone, so because I was sooo excited - I had to tell someone!lol
I got a 1:1!!!!!!! v happy chappy and noone about to tell, so the SH folks get to know first- dear oh dear!
Right, I'm off to the 'real' world to see if anyone will answer their phone!
maz xoxo
ps the drinks are on me!!!!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Talking of the Olympics brings me on to Alexi Nemov, Russian gymnast :twisted:

i have met mr nemnov!!!!! he is soooo sexy! i have pics to prove - i'll just have to scan them onto my comp! AND he is topless in them
(i am a gymnast myself, thats how i met him ;-) )
xx
hi guys!
I think the same, we put our cam on just so people know who they;re chatting to, but find there isn't many others that do that, and we do get put off being the only ones being watched sometimes( i know that sounds strange considering that we often put on wee 'shows ;-) ) But it doesn't stop us using them, ie it was good chatting in the forum chat last night, getting to see everyone!
The web cam chat is fairly new, so im sure it wont take long for more people to take up on it!
xx
hmm,from the emails we were getting from the duncst, i don't think its the kind of party you'd be up for darky hun! lol xxx
we were members of one site that also used our details on others, so now we're long gone!
we also had a hilarious experience of 'single bloke pretending to be couple'! (not from this site mind)
We had been chatting to the couple, and thought it was strange that they kept suggesting the guy come 'check maz out to make sure his bird fancied her first' they were really pushy about meets etc. unfortunately it was back in our early days so we had swapped pics with them quite happily, but then began to get suspicious and thought they might not be a couple after all, but a single bloke. They also kept trying to get us to buy stuff from an online site!
One day, den was searching for new sites and stumbled across a profile of the 'girl' from the couple.
This couple had claimed they were from newcastle (no, not u stenrach!) and the pics den found were actually of a girl from milwauke that this sad bloke had obviously pinched!
When den pulled him up on it, he still pretended to be 'her' and said that 'she had contacted the internet police, because someone must have stolen her pics and den needed to give her his contact details becuase she needed to catch the pic stealer
hahahhahahahahahah
it was thee most hilarious thing! even when he had blatantly been caught, he was still trying to lie his way out!
and still said he wanted to meet me (maz alone) but him and his couples profile quickly disappeared, no doubt just to be in another disguise!!!!
So, unfortunately it has made us very wary now, but we're 'older n wiser' n just dont give out our pics so easily and like to chat well n suss everyone out heheh!
Dont seem to have any problems on here so far though!
xoxox
Quote by de_sade
Does it ever worry you that you might be meeting up with someone for no strings sex, but they're actually trying to get pregnant and live off your earnings for the next 18 years?

:shock:
No. Women aren't that devious are they? Surely between thinking about kittens and pink fluff there is no room for such underhand thoughts.
De_sade
don't forget glittery sparkly make up and shoes!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hello TipRider wave
I love your avatar :lol2:
Welcome to the forums of addiction and madness :thumbup:

Hi tip rider - we're new too, and dawn is right - this is addictive - den is actually quite worried and thinking about booking me in to SH annonymous
lol
Quote by redpantherman
Mazzenden & Prenton... you poor things!
But since your here gissa few bob... I wanna go to The Wales's to molest a certain gob-shite up there!!!
...your both more than welcome to come along! :cheers: :welcome: drinkies

Now who could that be? innocent
mad damn you woman smackbottom dont quote smackbottom me so soon smackbottom ... now maz can see I got their name wrong redface
:doh: sorry Mazz...
and again rolleyes lol! oh well, suppose i could forgive you.... how are you going to make iit up to me though????
yes hun, its far too early for deep n meaningful! but the should i/shouldn't i? now that i can cope with! hehehe good morning!xx
hello boys and girls!
just thought we should actually introduce ourselves too!
Been members since feb (we were members of another site for a while before, but much prefer this one!) (oops, are we allowed to say that?!)
Anyway, we only just discovered the forum, and its me that does all the posting (maz ), den just reads and laughs!!!
The funniest thing so far has to be getting emails from one guy who posted on the 'lets meet up site' - i'm sure you'll all know who i mean- he mailed saying 'lets meet up, you posted on my post', we replied asking if he knew what sarcasm was.... the mails we then got were hysterical! heheh!
So we're enjoying ourselves so far, but still learning! :-)
Have fun all
xx
Quote by Darkfire
today I am feeling the need for a secluded little woodland area....warm sunshine and cool breeze ......trees.....chilled wine (the bottle is important :twisted: ).....soft fruit picnic.......rope..........blindfolds......probing fingers........ :twisted:
and a cold shower, again rolleyes

Darky, the woods near my house are just perfect! i was thinking about dragging den there this afternoon!!! there is the perfect shaped tree for den to lean me against....wonder if you can fit 3 or 4 or 5 there too! :twisted:
and never mind the cold shower, a bit of skinny dipping in th firth of forth after - the woods are right next to the beach! hehehe
so you going to give all the girls a hint how to find you? how will you choose between all the thousands that must be queueing up now!!!
pick me pick me! den said i could!!!!!
Quote by JT_2006
Hi all,
Am new on this site, just reading through this thread and I'm wondering why so many people are unhappy with bits of their bodies and want to change things. I'm 51/2 months pregnant with my second child and I have so many stretch marks and scars (appendix and being clumsy) but I still wouldn't change anything about myself cos then it wouldn't be me!!!!
On the plus side I do have an arse that makes grown men cry, lol !!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

awww baby marks! how cute!!!!!
welcome to the site (we're new too) i think we're all coming up with things we dont like just cos we can on this thread lol!
isn't everyone so critical of themselves- i hate my bum , but it's dens favourite part!
mind you, we both still hate my hooves.......
;-)
Quote by peenut
i am your man come and get me ladies

Don't worry duncster... They will... they will....but not quite how you expect !
peenut- exactly what i was thinking! i'm heading straight for him, but yes, not as he expects
oh wait- his profile doesn't say where he's from, how will i (and all those others looking for hard sex) know where to find him?!!
any ideas anyone?
lol
is 999 a devil doing a handstand????
and its 'THEM', 'THEY're' watching us, 'THEY're' gonna get you!.......