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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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that is exactly it hun!!! ooo you're a mind reader!
even if you are a 93 yr old bloke, you're dead on wink
xx
Quote by PoloLady
If I don't have my cam on - I am a man.
If I am sharper than them - I am a man.
If I don't appear to be jumping through hoops to meet them - I am a man.
If I ask any questions - I am a timewaster.
If I don't agree to turn up at the drop of a hat - I am a timewaster.
If I don't agree to meet purely on the limited details of a half filled profile with no pics - I am a timewaster.
If they are just thick-fuckers - I am a man/timewaster.


thats so, so true, and their too self un-aware to realise its actually them wasting our time!

I like to think more of the fact that they are too thick too realise they are pissing off a real-deal single bi-fem who does play with singles/couples/groups and will be happy to take buddies to clubs and the like. It usually takes a few seconds of thinking about it that way and then all of a sudden the 'pissed off' turns to 'pissing myself' with laughter (well a good chuckle at least).
lol
Quote by mazandden
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We'll roll over so you can rub our bellies etc etc rotflmao

oops, just realised how that might have sounded-didnt mean to make out like you had a belly darkfire hun! lol
But then, I hear pedigree chum is pretty fattening.....

Of course - in fact it would be compulsory!
:twisted:
We'll roll over so you can rub our bellies etc etc rotflmao
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I have been accused of not being me in the past-I was even told I had lifted my pics off the web confused I could have argued that I would have picked better pics to pass off as me but I couldn't be arsed lol
Minx x x

Hehehe I love it!
PS, if I was a single guy posing as a gal, I would definately be pinching your pics to use!!!!
xx
Quote by Kiss_Me
Oooo the thought or Darkfire in a collar and lead and me holding the other end whilst Maz watches! :twisted:

oo now we're talking! seee, I knew this thread would get somewhere good!
maybe I would need to be kept on a lead too seeing as you're my mentor.... wink
But so long as me n Darky get let off the lead for some 'play time'!!!!!!!?????
I wonder why anyone would question who you were......
it is kinda an ongoing jokey misconception thing (but sometimes people really do take me the wrong way) that Darkfire is 'scary' .. bit of a rottweiler (So yeah, I have met some people , although its usually folk I aint met before, who are wary of me.
well, I'm watching you on that hidden camera right now, and all I can say is that collar and tag really suits you- brings out the colour of your fur.....
oops! Den is making me get my uniform on for trying not to tell him!
But kiss_me as my mentor???mmmmmmmm!!!!!
Quote by dambuster

Has anyone else been frustrated/angry/upset/not bothered if someone has questioned if they were for real? How did you deal with the situation?

I used to wonder how I would react if someone questioned my "authenticity"
But after 2 years kicking around the place, somebody did recently take me as something I'm not rolleyes
I have to admit I found it sarcastically funny redface
In "real life" I make it a point not to prove, justify, or very often, defend myself. And as I can often be heard to say that this is real life, that would extend to the lifestyle.
To be fair though, I've never been overly active in the "hunting" in the Photo Ads or chatrooms; preferring to "prospect" the forum and socials where people can more readily "see" what they're getting wink
Just for clarity, we thought the same as you uncle dammy! We have only been questioned a couple of times, we thought we were getting on great chatting with a great gal, then she thought we weren't for real, but it didn't really bother us- it wasn't meant to be! lol
So we never felt angry etc (I was ust giving people some ideas on what they might have thought had that happened to them!)
The 'real life' part you talked about is pretty much the same as us, and just like you, extends into this part of our life too :-)
But some more wisdom words uncy! ;-)
xx
yeh, i was wary of writing 'accused' as thought it too strong a word, but then it perfectly describes some people we have chatted to!
And then you get into the 'maybe its a bluff, maybe they're accusing us of being a bloke, cos they're really one too'....
and then you think you saw a shadowy figure following you in a rain coat then hiding behind that lampost..... :shock:
and then there's the cameras that have been secretly hidden in your bedroom....
oo, it's all a conspiracy, we all need a secret identity!
ps, Im watching you darkfire......
mmm you look hot in that outfit......
:P
we'll Im no longer a student bum, but not graduated, so I'm trying not to work for as long as I have to- it's great! (but I'm v skint!)
D on then other hand is back to work on Tuesday! hahahahah!
mmmmm a mentor.....
To break me in gently!!!
Do they tell us off for being naughty if we do something wrong,.......or is that just the mods........... :twisted:
I'm a very diligent pupil and have a cute little school girls outfit....
Anyone want to be my mentor? wink
PS don't tell den! :jagsatwork:
maz
This follows on from Darkfires thread about intuition and knowing whether who you are talking to is for real/complete nutter etc.
I just wondered if anyone on here had had the same problem, except them being on the recieving end of the accusation.
Well, perhaps 'accusation' is the wrong word!
We have found that a couple of gorgeous single females that we have messaged (not on this site) have been overly cautious (quite rightly so), just as we had been in the past.
We even found at one point we were almost having to persuade them to believe we were who we said we were which then just sounded desparate!
We got a webcam to try to get over that problem, so everyone could see who we were, but then we became overly paranoid - by not wanting to go on webcam unless who we're talking to had one too! It's like a viscious cycle!
Has anyone else been frustrated/angry/upset/not bothered if someone has questioned if they were for real? How did you deal with the situation?
We found the best way is to not worry, and get chatting in the forums and chatrooms, we've met so many lovely people that way, that 'authenticity' (lol, I'm cringing at my phrases) is no longer an issue, and if we get the fakers, its just funny now, and we sometimes even play along with them for a bit of fun on our part! Is that just evil??!?!? :twisted: )
m n d xx
We've all had the usual single guys posing, but has anyone been accused of not being who they say they are by other people?!I might make that another post
We have several times - it's such a shame, but I think you do have to be on your guard and have a good screening process!
One girl who thought we were a single guy posing was even quite hurtful to me when I mentioned I was a gymnast and she said I couldn't possibly be, I mustn't be who I was saying I was, as I clearly didn't have the 'frame of a gymnast' (ie saying I looked fat in the picture! lol) and I was far too old for a gymnast as she gave up when she was 17, and at my age of 23 i'm past it! humph!
So although we are extremely wary, we usually just say to those people that we don;t think are quite right, that they aren't what we're looking for just now.
That means if they really are who they say they are, then we haven't offended too much, and if they weren't, then they aren't going to stalk us!!
As for stalkers we have that problem at the moment, but that is completely our fault for not being totally honest with couples and what we want and don't want,(too chicken to just say we're not interested)
If we had just said no in the first place then they wouldn't be stalking us!So we;ve learnt our lesson to be upfront with everyone!
No complete nutters so far, but we have a few meets planned for the summer so you never know what kind of nutters they might turn into.........
Or maybe its really us who are the nutters.......
:shock: :shock: :shock: evil :twisted:
m n d xx
We got ours from a well known hypermarket- all the bigger supermarkets seem to sell them and have them for as little as a tenner to around £40- ours was £20 and does the job perfectly!
One installation CD, plug it in to USB and pull it out when you want (that's our privacy button!).
The only problem being it doesn't have a microphone and neither does our lap top, and the number of people that keep saying 'can you swith your sound on' in the chat rooms begins to get v annoying!
Don't know any brand names or anything - i'm sure someone will pm you with them, but we think ours is perfectly good quality seeing as we bought it as a trial before spending money on a decent one - and have found we don't need to get another one!
M&D xx
heheh those 'noobies' would be us! ta hun! but i'm still too blonde to work it out, i keep asking myself how i managed to get a uni degree!doh!
maybe this time next year i will have put dens kilt pic up for all to see......
Well, now thats an idea - gives easy access too!
No faffing with buckles etc!
I like your style!
Any hints on how i might post a picture then of him in this kilt and belt idea?! lol
heheheheheh
hey rob, check out the clubs and parties section (i'm sure someone clever will post a link, but it's not too hard to find lol)
We'd love a club in scotland, I think a new one is opening in July, but don't know many details, I know of one which is only open to older couples which rules us out, and other club nights that just cater for the fetish scene, which isn't really our cup of tea either.
Other than that, try the lets meet up board as private parties are often posted there, or why not start your own!
There are also munches held up here so we're told, but haven't seen any posted for a while, so if you find out anything on your search, let us know!
We would definately love a club somewhere up here, I'm sure someone will catch on soon enough....
M&D
i want to post one of sexy den in his kilt - but I'm not clever enough yet to work out how to do it! help!
oh wait - think i just figured it out - ( u wouldn't think i just got an honours degree lol)
ok no- help me!
maz xx
you really are a clever clogs! i was just about to mention it- quite brilliant!
we are fecklar!
see ya then xx (if we dont get booted this time and last more than 5 mins to strike up more of a conversation than 'how are you?')
xx
lol, hilarious!!!
And yes, grace is bitch of the century, at least nicci gives some comedy value with her ridiculous moans! I hate big brother, why is it that it is compulsive viewing....
If I wasn't a SH addict, then BB would be my doom......
Well, my graduation is less than a month and counting!
I can't wait!
Taken me 6 years to get here as I had to defer cos of illness, so i'm gonna be living it up when it comes round!
Hope you had a major celebration when you found out! I don't actually remember my celebration, apart from being told i ended up on the floor of the toilets, pants round ankles ( no change from the usual wink ) with half a rugby team pointing and laughing!
Tis all good!
enjoy it!
maz xx