Mind you, just cos I'm not looking doesn't mean any of the other girlies won't be!!
I may just text you 'on the sly' which bar we're headed to if we do go out tonight, and u never know, one of them might just prefer that swish 18 pillowed hotel bed to the single scratchy uni halls accomodation that we've got for the weekend!
Catch ya later!
xx
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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
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Quote by Mal
Dublin Maz?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81504.html
Must be worth sharing a Guinness!!
Mal
awwww as tempting as that sounds, and Cilla, you did try hard, unfortunately I'm gonna go for number 3!
I don't think denboy would be too chuffed me n the girls meeting u without him, seeing as I'm getting let out alone for the weekend, plus, he says he's the only one who's allowed the full team to himself :;)
But if we're just talking a few pints of guiness then......
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Quote by Darkfire
'gay' in this sense is a 'yoof' slang, chav language, as Keeno says, used to describe something that's lame, dull, 'square' or basically crap
I spend alot of time with young people and talking/ listening to them is like speaking a whole new language! but I'm learning, innit
new words I've learnt, for example:
mint = good, wicked
mad = cool, alright, acceptable
innit = added to the end of each sentance for no particular reason than to make things complicated because everything they say then sounds like a question
pants = bad, not good, crap
fat = good, cool, funky
squids = quids, money
canna = can't
spankin = new (as in brand spankin new :shock: )
some more will come to me later
sometimes I forget where I am and talk like that to other adults, and they realy dont have a clue what I'm on about
I think you'll find that's PHAT with a PH, darkfire!
Honestly, If you're going to be MAD, then you CANNA go around with GAY spelling- SORT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Alright? MINT!
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Quote by Kiss_Me
xoxox
Are you two trying to suggest that there's something wrong with my pole?? Come 'ere and I'll prove ya both wrong! :twisted:
Anyways... have a great weekend Maz and do remember to email the pics of your fun time!
I am indeed suggesting something is wrong with it!
*steps forward and awaits punishment.........
And which pics would u like? the gymnastics or the drinking :;)
xx
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hey! What's wrong with that poll ! I voted to watch porn on the net and it ain''t come up !
I also voted that one with no such luck!
Well, I'm aboot to fly off to Dublin for a gymnastics competition - but think there will be more drinking than gymnastics going on!l
Can't wait! It's about the most exciting thing I've done in a long while, but grrr, I have been abandoned and chaffeur den is no longer driving me ot the airport so i'm having to bus it - not a happy chappy!
xoxox
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hisandhers Post Picker suggests:
It is not uncommon to see his 'n' hers matching watches, bathrobes, etc...
But what would make a good his 'n' hers gift for a swinging couple?
I think I saw a nice swing set in BnQ the other day, quite cheap for a swing set at , but you would only spend that on a couple you knew VERY well
so, come on, what would you choose?
It is not uncommon to see his 'n' hers matching watches, bathrobes, etc...
But what would make a good his 'n' hers gift for a swinging couple?
I think I saw a nice swing set in BnQ the other day, quite cheap for a swing set at , but you would only spend that on a couple you knew VERY well
so, come on, what would you choose?
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i have a link for the video of this! v funny however, it is on a randoms bebo or my space page and i dont know how to get it off there, is it ok still to post the link to that page?!?!! xxx
Quote by foxyandbeasty
Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently
This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
None of the above, I was a tom boy though right up to about 20, does that count ?
Shaz x
Hmmmm, now you've got me thinking! I also was a tom boy- any other bi fems like us??? or is it just complete coincidence?!
Of course, I've changed all that now with my love of barbies dolls....
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
epilation is just wrong! its like some sort of evil torture!
I know but it is brilliant once it is done. I just keep going over mine a couple of times a week and because not all the hairs have grown through it has become a lot less painful.
I was growing my arm pit hair to give that a go but after 3 days Ian told me I was a minger and had to shave it
I'll have to wait till he next goes away so I can give it a go
That's the whole problem! I would love to wax/epilate and I used to, but I don't think I could stand now to get hairy enough in the first place lol!!!
As for den, I thought I didn't have a preference, but I much prefer him trimmed now and love it when he shaves his balls......
;-) hehehe! :twisted:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
personally i think most women shave now days cause they have realised how much better oral feels without that hair getting in the way
Personally i find a tongue of freshly shaven skin feels much better than having all that haor in the way taking the feeling away
its nothing to do with being fashonalble for me it just feels so much better so i'm keeping mine shaven thanks lol
yup yup yup!!!!
although now, any time I've ever let mine grow back (which has been once in a blue moon) we both think it just looks completely bizarre! If we ever see a pic of someone with a proper 'bush' then neither of us like it at all! It just doesn't seem normal' these days! So strange that it never would have bothered us in the past, but now I wouldnt even like to have a landing strip!
I know that sounds strange, and I dont think its to do with being 'fashionable' either lol, we'v just got so used to nothing there that we couldnt go back!!
heheheheh xx
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Quote by steanrachy
Dont lie maz, or ill tell all the folks here at SH ur really called Trevor, and have a moustache!! Although the fact that you fell for the bait and thought you were really talking to "rach" made me feel much more confident about my chances of future dupes!!
Ha! well, you fell for inflatable den! It's amazing what you can do on cam with a few bits of string and some clever lighting....
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Quote by steanrachy
We have had some people question who we are yes, one guy asked wether i really was a man after seeing a pic of me naked (dont know where he got that idea) and another asked if rach was real at all as he said no woman sane or otherwise would be attracted to me (again after seeing aforementioned naked pic)
Think i may have to syop sending that one out!!
hun, it was all the make up you were wearing to hide it all that made me question.....
anyway, I learnt my lesson not to pretend after my inflatable 'den doll' burst live on camera so everyone knew he wasn't a real person.....
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Den says you should certify me as an official SH addict, seeing as I have been logged onto the forum for the whole day today, and all of last night, and all this week..... in fact practically every hour since i found the forums and finished uni! , I say den needs to be certified as only being slightly kinky - he only got 518 in the kink test and I got superfreak rating - 620! failing that, he could be certified a SH widow as I give him no attention any more cos i'm too busy on the forums !
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Quote by steanrachy
nutters using SH, surely you are kidding right
As for the nutters yes we've had a few, one even tried to talk like a woman saying they had a sore throat which made us piss ourselves laughing, funny, but in a weird way, very,very frightening that people will go to such lengths!!
I had tonsilitis, alright?! give me a break!
