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mazandden
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 43
Straight Male, 48
UK

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Quote by sheddy

It's driving me nuts.......
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Bloody hell that must be one powerfull laptop .............. you don't have any nuts :giggle:
Right basic stuff first ..................have you tried starting it in safe mode?
Turn it on and keep pressing F5 repeatively as it boots up, if that works the laptop will load with the minimum amount of programmes running and should say "safe mode" in each corner of the screen...........if you've added any suspect programmes of late try removing them there.
Also you can use system restore from safe mode.... this will put your setting laptop back to a more stable point of time.
If you need any help using this simply google how to use system restore from your working PC biggrin remember google has all the answers biggrin
Sheddy hun- i'm blonde - basic means rocket science to me!!
The F5 thing sounds like a plan- off to try......
ps, didn't you know I was a cross dresser?......
Well, I wondered if it had something to do with the powercut from the thunderstorm lol!
But it is making strange sounds (like when a floppy disk doesn't read) so it's trying to work , and the power is coming on, in fact, that's the only button that works.
I was in the middle of my first ever virus check when it froze (not good considering I got the lap top 2 years ago!) so maybe that has something to do with it??? I was also trying to put pictures on from my camera dock but that wasn't working properly so I kept pulling out the USB in a rage- maybe that's what's done it?
It's driving me nuts.......
GRRRRRRR!
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HELP!!!! My laptop has gone capoot! We're using Den's just now, but I can't cope without mine!
Can anyone help?
I know people have asked technical questions before, so happy for this to be locked and for anyone to PM me with advice.
Anyway, it's been VERY slow for ages, kept freezing,logging off etc, but now it won't even switch on properly and I think it has some sort of bug.......
I've not got the first clue what to do, the lights come on when I press power but thats it, the CD drive won't even open and no other buttons will work!
Any advice, even if its to say take it to the doctors, would be great peeps - otherswise I will get SH withdrawl symptoms when D is playing poker!!!And that won't be a pretty site....
sad
maz xxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Sharif
Im scared of anything that can kill me
sad

yeh, well thats normal! At least there is reasoning behind your fear...
WTF are china dolls and prawns gonna do to me?!lol
I actually do have the most bizarre phobias besides thunder storms....
Prawns and lobsters being one of them, I have only ever met one other person with a shell fish phobia! I had to quit my old job in a hotel cos the chefs locked me in the store cupboard with live lobsters crawling about the flloor- i had to hide on top of the freezers crying until someone rescued me!
Reckon I should have sued for the distress that it caused- scarred for life!
I'm also scared of china dolls, rocking horses, clowns (evil creatures) (well in fact that sounds likemost childhood toys....)
I also hate jelly fish (been stung soo many times), and creatures in the sea that i can't see (yet I love scuba diving)
For a gymnast, I'm also bizzarely scared of heights....
Den is a big pussy and is scared of flying things, especially wasps, and bees, but even flies and he's been know to run screaming when a butterfly floated past!
Having said all that, I have held a tarantula, swam with sharks, ski-dived, swung on a flying trapeze......
Right now, I am scared of the bastard thunder storm that is going on - cos Den has abandoned me to go see his mammy n pappy! grrrr
ok all - panic not!
It's disappeared now, maybe I was seeing things......
Carry on as you were!
oops sorry! rolleyes redface :P
Howdy folks, I'm sure this is just me being blonde as usual, but I just edited our adverts and noticed that at the bottom of one of ours, it says 'this has been edited to remove personal details'...
The thing is , both our adverts were pretty much identical, (I know, how original!) and only one of them had this comment written.
As far as I was aware, we hadn't put anything naughty in- we would def never feel comfy posting contact details anyway, anyone got any suggestions why this was put down?!?
This ain't a 'look at us' one, honest!if its already been covered or i'm being stupid - please go ahead and lock it - but be good to know just how blonde I'm being or if I have put something naughty without realising!! lol
It's also not a moan (just in case anyone tries to hijack hehehehe!)
Ta v much folks!
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Quote by H-x
Someone correct me if I've got the wrong film, but wasn't it Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman that didn't kiss on the lips?
Maybe that's where she got the idea from dunno

Yes it was.
But swinging should be for mutual satisfaction shouldn't it? what I mean is Julia Roberts' character was a prostitute and there is a world of difference between that and swinging.
Each to there own but I'm not going to feel happy playing with someone who doesn't feel at ease enough to kiss me.
H.x
yup was just thinking that, It was a common theme for prostitutes not to kiss clients as that was considered too intimate, and thats when you knew she'd 'fallen in love' in the film, when she kissed him when she was sleeping!
I used to think of kissing as not cheating, but now I think Its just the same as if you were to go off and shag someone, you're still getting pleasure on the sly from them!
I think in swinging terms we feel the same as Hx- we would feel much hornier if there was some sexy snogging for starters!
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I HATE this thread!
Its torture!!!!
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Well, I go to pole dancing classes, and we do a nifty little routine to beyonces naughty girl, and also candy shop by some rapper guy, - v naughty! We're building up a whole repetoire of songs, so I might take some of your suggestions back to teacher!!! :twisted:
Anyway, I loved the classes so much that i had to persuade den to get me one and we now have one in our bedroom!!!!It gets brought out at parties too and always gets things going!!!!!..........................
might have a twirl now....
Quote by robhambledon
last night was spag bol n garlic bread ( GARLIC bread?,GARLIC bread?)..........oohh and bottle of bordeax (hic!)

Is that said a la Peter Kay per chance?!Chicken kiev.....
Enough with the food chat! It was bad enough in the chat room last night (DL!!!!!!)
And yes silver blu, now reverse cow gal for me just now :-( humph!!!!
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Quote by Darkfire
I dont particularly like my boobs rolleyes they look small in clothes then need scaffolding to hold em up once the bra comes off rolleyes , and they're the first place i lose weight from if i so much as read the word Diet lol

Same with me - why can't I take the excess from my beer belly to increase my cup size!
The diet I'm on is going to cause disasters!
Den prefers me curvy cos when I diet my boobs and bum really do disappear first! grr!
I'm a 34 C normally, but was wearing a D cup for our avatar there!!!hehehe
Not fussed by them now, but when I was younger I had none up until I stopped training for a while at about 22 - me n my sis used to get called little uns 'n' big uns cos she had DD and I was a AA!Still scars me now.....
lol
as for you darky, let me be the judge of yours, I think they need the touch n taste test....
sillyhwoar:
pop in to the forum chat room one day!
Plenty chat in there, and maybe a tad naughtiness!
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Quote by J3diMast3r
not had and not having!
on a diet and starving!
Had grapefruit, coffee, and veg soup today......
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Judging by your profile pics, there's no way on Earth you need to be on a diet - to be perfectly blunt about it - you're frickin' gorgeous! now go eat something before you waste away ... cool
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Quote by Silverblu
Good to hear from someone that isn't on a diet!! (Take note mazandden)
I've given up - if swimming and horse riding can't shift it, tough.

sorry!!! !but i can't do swimming with me knee, or running or leaping about....
so naughtiness is my only calorie burning option, and even then i can't do kneeling positions!.......
beer belly is upon me.....
not had and not having!
on a diet and starving!
Had grapefruit, coffee, and veg soup today......
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Quote by sheddy
Me n D ALWAYS look at the background of a pic as it usually gives us such a laugh!
The most common is the girl doing her sexiest of poses on the bed, whilst behind her on the pillow is an array of stuffed animal and teddy bears
Eeyore seems to be the most popular.....
Not that you would ever find any of that in our bedroom....
:giggle:

Says the lady with the worlds largest collection of Barbie dolls :giggle: bolt
In edit: bollox shes going to mention my bin now isn't she redface
hahahahaha YOU GOT IT IN ONE!
What was your excuse for having a barbie bin eh?
At least my dolls are hot to look at!
And I get to dress them in pretty outfits,
And I'm a girl....
What's a 30yr old bloke doing with a barbie bin, eh?!?!?!!
Name where n how n I'll be there!!!
(but I'll be alone again- 2 n 1/2 days n counting till denboy is back!)
kisses, m xx
Me n D ALWAYS look at the background of a pic as it usually gives us such a laugh!
The most common is the girl doing her sexiest of poses on the bed, whilst behind her on the pillow is an array of stuffed animal and teddy bears
Eeyore seems to be the most popular.....
We've also seen a ton of pics where the laundry basket is over-flowing so u can see yesterdays knickers lol
Not that you would ever find any of that in our bedroom....
:giggle:
Sorry, we only like black, orange, or pink polka-dot shorts, grey just doesn't do it for us....
:giggle:
hmmm, think someone will be along to move this in a tic!