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7 Jul 2006

Quote by igrin_girl
Hiya david .. why not try going to see s chiropractor / osteopath ??/ i have had sever back pain for the last almost 4/5 months now .. attended physio for 3 months without much relief being had .. went to a chirpractor and within a week i had good results ..... ...only wish i had gone there earlier ... always an area to explore ..... and usualy instant relief ... good luck xx

don'tell us that!!! we're both physios!!!!
I just wonder how quickly your back pain will return, and how much you'll end up forking out for chiropractor treatment in the long run!!!! quick fixes are never usually advisable - only tend to work in the short term!!!!........................
we'll get back to you all on this one............

7 Jul 2006

once we are both awake, me n den will give u some advice and clear up some of everyones misconceptions....

6 Jul 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
debbie magee

yeh, Debbie McGee is understandable hun- she was hot, but paul daniels?! dear oh dear....
hmm, perhaps my dislike of the madley is down to a subconscious fancying! lol

6 Jul 2006

Quote by lavabubble
i think its like the sarah green crush when i was a kid lol

I used to fancy Pippy Schofield. How times have changed biggrin

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oh dear so did I! and erm, Paul Daniels........
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6 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
I went, but didnt know any one!!! twas on server 3 when I was there....

Same here, not to worry bed for us we'll have to find something else to do lol

lol

you 2 need any company? den is out on the razzle.... lol :twisted:

6 Jul 2006

I went, but didnt know any one!!! twas on server 3 when I was there....

6 Jul 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
I find him utterly cringeworthy!
I loved the guy that does the impression of him.... forgotten the guys name that does it....grr....it'll come to me.....

you think of him him how i used to maz
i like his missus too rolleyes

rolleyes

nope. no amount of clever comments on question time will change my mind!
judy eh?...... I'm sure that's a whole other thread...
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6 Jul 2006

Quote by lavabubble
Is it Alastair Magowan?

Thats the one! ta hun, I wouldn't have been able to sleep until i remembered it!! xx

6 Jul 2006

I find him utterly cringeworthy!
I loved the guy that does the impression of him.... forgotten the guys name that does it....grr....it'll come to me.....

6 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
Maybe he has a very slow connection speed.
And a stutter.

It could even be slower than mine!!!
10 months slow eh!?
Or maybe he got bashed on the head and has a touch amnesia....

6 Jul 2006

I used to beat up my little sister when we were wee, but I can't remember ever being in a proper fight. An ex and a flat mate got into a nasty one in my flat which ended up with one of my walls being smashed!
Have you ever had any strange/unruly lodgers?....

Quote by Kiss_Me

Do you have good memories of school?

That sounded like a great school! I don't think I went to a very good school really. I do have one memory of not doing ANY work all morning at junior school (I was about 7) and my teacher was sitting on my tiny chair looking at my book redface

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anyway she smacked me on the bottom and as a complete reflex I slapped her in the face!!! :shock:
Have you ever hit anyone?
Sorry but remembering that has got me rotflmao

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6 Jul 2006

Another one?!.........
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5 Jul 2006

Quote by davidandtracy
Cheers for the advise Hornylittleblonde.....
Im sure Tracy will have something constructive to say when she reads this post...
Thanks again to all who have tried to help!!

Ok! I'll try actually answer your post question!
No we've not ever had the need, we've had plenty of fun from this site not to need to (and when I say plenty I don't mean a ffm shagathon every night since we joined, I just mean we've had enough fun to be more than happy with so far :twisted: )
So what was the 'call girl' like?
I'm not sure it's something either of us would really consider, even if there was a complete 'bi-fem' drought going on lol

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What I mean is I'd rather we take things easy, get to know people on here and chill out, (with any other 'fun' a bonus :rascal: sort of thing) rather than just wanting any girl (call girl or random on a night out etc) to join us for a quickie....
oh god, someone come along and make my post make more sense!!!
Sorry if that came out wrong folks! not having a dig in anyway at anyone too - just in case :;)
kisses maz xxxxxxxxxxxx

5 Jul 2006

Quote by couple_ne2000
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x
free for all of course - what do you take us for!?!?!? there will be plenty of single males for you of course....
Aaah! but?.........does the paper bag have to be worn at both events? lol

lol

well, now you mention it, they are kinda a fetish for me n den so would be soo sexy if we could all wear them....
(I'll put eye holes in mine so i can perv of course....)
m xx
Les x

5 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

Depends, is it a 'take a ticket and form an orderly queue' type gang bang (a la tesco cheese counter) or a 'free for all'
if it's a free for all count me in.
H.x
free for all of course - what do you take us for!?!?!? there will be plenty of single males for you of course....

5 Jul 2006

could be pushing it to fit in the gang bang that we have at , how bout you join that too H_x!?

5 Jul 2006

I'm loving this post, but it's taking me soo long to read it cos I'm laughing so much, that I haven't got round to posting a proper related reply yet, lol!
you can safely say nearly all the ones I've read have happened to us in our short time here so far hehehehe!
back soon....
maz xx

5 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x

What would you prefer instead of the sock thing then?
(ps You still like the quiche n goldfishes, right?!...........)

So long as it's veggie quiche and the goldfish are smiling afterwards it's fine.
Cold baked beans?
(Don't worry, I'll bring my own paper bag - wouldn't want to scare anyone)
You know, the baked beans were running through my head, but I didn't want to appear too choosy- gotta let the fem say what she wants! more luck that way...
So we on for meeting tonight?
Den says he has to verify first that you're a SBF by shagging you on his own, before I get home so shall we say around 8?
Don't worry, he'll provide the paper bag.....

5 Jul 2006

Quote by H-x
you were doing ok til you got to the dirty sock bit, sorry hun you blew it.
H.x

Bollocks! I was eagerly awaiting the PMs to start flowing into my box....
What would you prefer instead of the sock thing then?
(ps You still like the quiche n goldfishes, right?!...........)

5 Jul 2006

i understood what he meant, but maybe that's cos i'm blonde and didn't realise there was a difference between upload and download...
Yes, I have just spent 5 years at uni...... yes I graduate on Friday.....
I'm starting to wonder myself if I should turn up or not now!lol
maz xx

5 Jul 2006

hmmm, we don't seem to be having much luck in this department- do you think it has anything to do with our add?:
'We want a SBF NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Looks/personality not important, as long as we all have a good time and get along and fancy each other.
Don't care what you look like, looks are not important to us (did we mention that?)- there doesn't need to be any attraction going on obviously. ( we may wear blindfolds or ask you to wear a paper bag however)
We don't mind how old you are either; 93 year olds definately welcome, again, we can go down the paper bag route, and you could even wear a wig for us to cover the greying granny perm....
Size? who want's to be sizeist? we clearly don't have any of our own opinions or personality so we are happy to go along with whatever you have to offer, honest we're not choosy....
So saying that, we don;t really mind what we get up to in the bedroom, we'll quite happily go along with any of your fantasies ( your pleasure is of our utmost importance) be they quiche fetishes, goldfish fetishes, dirty sock fetishes, you name it, you're the SBF- we'll do it!
We're not desparate, time wasters or pic collectors.
We just want a good time and NO TIME WASTERS
Come on single girls, whoever you are, whatever you look like, we are GAGGING for you!
Get in touch!
ps NO TIME WASTERS
pps NO SINGLE MALES
ppps mmmmmmmmmm quiche........'
What do you think?
Maybe we should edit out the gold fish part? perhaps it's not everyones cup of tea??

4 Jul 2006

hi, was just wondering if anyone knew anything about dogging in edinburgh or nearby?
never seem to see many scottish dogging posts at all? is it because its always raining here?

4 Jul 2006

Quote by sussexguy
May sound a little odd but try starting it without the battery in.

Connected to the power supply of course....
:doh: Don't forget sussexguy.... she's blond bolt

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..... and it's the laptop you connect to the power supply not yourself. :scared:
Sorry Maz kiss

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right let me see ifI've got this straight....
I power the supply to myself and connect the battery to the plug then put the whole thing in the fridge?or was it the sink? and did someone mention starting up? how do i do tha?

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Phoenix
The fact it doesn't start up will have nothing to do with the broadband connection. Problems once the laptop is up and running and while connected, can be due to viruses, poor connection and so on.
It is more likely to be the heat that is causing the problems to the hardware (the laptops)

i think you're right - our flat is soooo scorching (yes, we live in Scotland..) that we had to buy a fan the other day- it's unbearable heat, we keep all the windows wide open and have to walk around in our underwear (naked if it gets really hot...)
It's a hard life ;)
The fridge is looking more likely by the minute, and think I might see if I can clamber in to cool down too!!!
(ps was joking bout the hard drive files ;) honest :lo:l)

4 Jul 2006

Quote by Phoenix
Although I am starting to think that taking it to hospital is a much more sensible thing to do, but now I'm worried about the 'my recieved files' section!!! :shock:

Unless you are Gary Glitter, nowt to worry about.
lol pmsl - should have said, more worried cos my paw told me to take it in to his work to get looked at by the computer guy there- I can just imagine pappy leaning over computer guys shoulder as he checks through.... lol

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Ok now a serious question; can it be the actual broadband connetction at fault?
Yesterday was the first time we have connected Den's lap top to the the broadband, and it started playing up.
I tried to log on last night cos he was snoring and I couldn't sleep, but it took ages, wouldn't connect, and then wouldn't log off, and kept coming up with the 'end task now box'
Today, it took ages to log on, it's being v v v v slow, and there is something strange going on with the sound.....
Seems strange to be the 2 affected in as many days, plus Dens laptop is really new, fancy,expensive etc compared to mine and has always been super fast up until now.
It's been connected to the internet before (through someone elses broadband as we didn't know where to find the pass key for our BT one until yesterday)
Think I will try googleing before I throw both out the window!
xxx

4 Jul 2006

Quote by DeeCee
am i wierd but i read several books at the same time.
all non fiction
an oiver reed biography
a frank skinner autobiography
steven hawking.... the universe in a nutshell
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I'm also weird and read loads at the same time (well not all at once, but I have 3 on the go just now!)
I'm in the middle of Angels and Demons... wish I'd realised it came first before the DVC, but I love Dan Browns books.
I'm also back to reading my fave book ' Wild Swans' by Jung Chang which I've read about 5 times already (memory like a seive so its like I'm reading a new book every time- very cheap lol)
Oh wait, make it four books, I'm also reading No Bones by Anna Burns , and I started Dark Star Safari but have just realised I forgot all about it!
Oh, it also takes me all week to read the Sunday papers- does that count?!
Den was reading some Ian Rankin book, then I realised he bought Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell which I already had, but haven't read yet...spoooky....
I should mention tht since finding the forums, I read about a page of my book a night rather than a book a night lol.....
Addiction.....need medication...........

4 Jul 2006

well, unfortunately, the F5 thang didn't work, so I could be tempted with sticking it in the fridge!
Although I am starting to think that taking it to hospital is a much more sensible thing to do, but now I'm worried about the 'my recieved files' section!!! :shock: wink

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3 Jul 2006

Oh but there are!!!
Check the clubs and parties section at the top of the page....
No reviews yet though...

3 Jul 2006

hmmmm.......well, it could be the fact that it's scorching hot as I never switch it off, but still not sure about sticking it in the frigo......
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3 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

It's driving me nuts.......
xx

Bloody hell that must be one powerfull laptop .............. you don't have any nuts :giggle:
Right basic stuff first ..................have you tried starting it in safe mode?
Turn it on and keep pressing F5 repeatively as it boots up, if that works the laptop will load with the minimum amount of programmes running and should say "safe mode" in each corner of the screen...........if you've added any suspect programmes of late try removing them there.
Also you can use system restore from safe mode.... this will put your setting laptop back to a more stable point of time.
If you need any help using this simply google how to use system restore from your working PC biggrin

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remember google has all the answers biggrin

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Sheddy hun- i'm blonde - basic means rocket science to me!!
The F5 thing sounds like a plan- off to try......
ps, didn't you know I was a cross dresser?......