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10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:
I was there, but I was late !!!!!
kiss_me - i think i need help!
Anyway, the blondeness is fake, couldn't tell ya what my real hair colour was - I've forgotten!!!!! lol

lol

:therethere:
Would you rather be a bitflighty or totally boring and planning everything to the last detail? I find it difficult to be spontaneous sometimes (i'm really selling myself lol

lol

) also your stories, although they are annoying for you they are bloody funny!
kiss

kiss

A bit?! lol that is the understatement of the century!
I tend to find that there's no point in making plans as you can be sure i will have mucked something up with my stupidity on the way....which den just loves to point out lol

lol

I keep wondering how I got a degree! lol

lol

And kiss_me, boring?! I don't think! oh wait, I think I might have landed myself in it again, I don;t think you were calling yourself boring, and now I have....ooo my eyes went crossed there!I'm going for a cold shower!!
(well, I'm really in need of a cold showere cos i'm thinking of kiss me, but hey, thats my little secret!)

10 Jul 2006

A bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes......
:boo:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by goose35
and another that turned up for a meeting a day early, got a bit confused as to why it was so quiet and had to phone a friend to ask what day it was

I went to work on a bank holiday.
One day i went home an hour early thinking it was 4:45 when it was 3:35 and thought everyone else was working o/time so carried on going home.
not being at my best in a morning, i drove to the job i'd left the previous week. not only did i get some odd looks as i drove into the carpark, realise what i'd done and drive straight back out, i than had to explain to my new boss why i was half and hour late redface

redface

:laughabove:
One day i went to the shops for a bottle of milk and returned with a bottle off fairy liquid.
lol and lol!!!!
pmsl! lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

I like this thread - it's making me feel better already! keep em coming.....I have plenty!
The tea was awful lol

lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by sussexguy
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

Were you actually there to collect it or they post it? :giggle:
I was there, but I was late !!!!!
kiss_me - i think i need help!
Anyway, the blondeness is fake, couldn't tell ya what my real hair colour was - I've forgotten!!!!! lol

lol

10 Jul 2006

well i've driven to an event on a saturday, took 2 hours to get there, then realised it was the next saturday....
Had to drive 2 hours home again in a very bad mood then do it all again the next week! grrr! mad

mad

of course i'm laughing now......
I actually won the prize at uni for 'most likely to forget to turn up to graduation' , I'm getting the certificate framed as we speak....

10 Jul 2006

Ok, well I'm sure you will have noticed several of my 'blonde posts'.
I'm now starting to think this goes far far beyond blondeness....
Take this morning for example (well 5 mins ago actaully, not this morning)
I went to make a bowl of cereal, not exactly difficult a la carte cooking, just pouring the cornflakes in the bowl surely....
Well, not for me!
After smashing one bowl rolleyes

rolleyes

, I manage to put cornflakes in the next bowl smile

smile

.
I then spend half an hour hunting in the fridge for the pint of milk I'm sure we bought, only to find it sitting out on the counter as I'd already taken it out the fridge.... redface

redface

I then procede to put the milk back in the cupboard and the cornflakes in the fridge. confused

confused

It's not until i realise that the cornflakes don't fit that I swap them around and walk through to the living room with my bowl.
Minus the milk which I had forgotten to pour.... mad

mad

Well, by that stage I wasn't even hungry anymore..... :cry:
Is it still the effects of the weekend of grad ball hangover?
Is it really blondness?
It certainly wasn't cos I'm tired - been awake since 8am..... and its now ..
maybe I've got dementia brewing..... it is in the family.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
it's like chasing gay women

.... and like chasing straight men wink

wink

And chasing gay men! rolleyes

rolleyes

Why have i got the Benny Hill theme running through my head rotflmao

rotflmao

So have I now! smackbottom

smackbottom

Jeeze! me too!!!!
Quick, go click on sassys post about the college song, that'll put that one in your head instead.....

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
oh ps bloke, 'fraid it's maz doing the swooning, although I'm sure Den would be too! lol!
And kiss_me: me, naughty? whatever gave you that idea?!?!?........ :twisted:

Ooooo, I saw Den the other night....pwoarrr! ;)
It's not me in the avatar.... BIG prize if you can guess who it is? lol

lol

lol i'll tell him you said that!!!
And is the avatar who i think it is, or is Mal winding us up?? hope its the former not the latter! lol

lol

swoon swoon SWOON!!!!!

10 Jul 2006

Happy Birthday! hope someone comes along!
Enjoy!
Ps, love the horns! :twisted:

10 Jul 2006

oh ps bloke, 'fraid it's maz doing the swooning, although I'm sure Den would be too! lol!
And kiss_me: me, naughty? whatever gave you that idea?!?!?........ :twisted:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Mal
Bloke....
Who IS that in your atavar picture?

It's me

redface

He's my own little stalker!! lol

lol

Mal

wink

*swoon*
feeling very hot under the collar all of a sudden....

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Bentley, never heard of it
Interesting profile though

I would like to meet a women who can fist herself, mainly cos i've never seen it done before.
I'd like to see meaty and bloke together, mainly cos i've never seen it done before :rascal:

You mean you missed our cam show the other night... damn ;)
Are you joking me?!?!? I missed it?
Den will be gutted!
Is there going to be a sequel at all?...................
Can you find a girl that can fist herself for it too?Or did you already have one?

10 Jul 2006

Quote by shayz1
Golden message is to find out what caused the trapped nerve!
Many people who get a trapped nerve have bad posture or jobs where they sit badly, the work is repetetive or undertake sedentary activities for long periods (like driving and watching tv). Another group is those doing something physical that 'puts something out' and the swollen or displaced tissues therefore trap a nerve. Rarely the cause is congenital/ developmental but a doctor is the only one that might find that out? Only visiting someone who has got the experience to find out the cause is going to fix it for you. Who have you tried so far? Ultimately a scan is what you want but can be hard to get unless you are Rooney or Beckham!
Anything else is only temporary relief as you may be repeating the cause every day regardless of how fit and young you are and avoiding it only produces worse problems later on in my experience.
Shay

Are you a physio too?!?!?!?!?!.................... :shock:
Well said, I'm sure dens would have gone somewhere along those lines!!! biggrin

biggrin

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
i'm gonna book the dancers for the next vid i do, they're great
and seriously, i could see that track being a hit with a little remixing
(wanders off to the studio with an evil plan :twisted: )

They are HOT!!! i like how at the start of the song, they pan round but start with the BEST male dancer, his hips were swinging!!!!

10 Jul 2006

Quote by igrin_girl
cool Maz ... waiting with breath held ........................................ OMG turning BLUE!!! ....ok lets hear it for Den ..... oops i mean FROM Den .. as i say its your field and you have the indepth knowledge that i obviously dont ... but you are so right ... we do have an interesting little debate brewing here ........ pros and cons of chiropractice .... as GF2 says ,,,, what works for one may not work for another so go with what works for the individual ... tthe only comparison i can make towards that point is that as a trained nurse i know that some particular drugs work wonders for some patients and yet are hell on earth for others .... damn i wont be on til late tonight coz i have a wee date... but hope to catch up with u soon ... take care Maz xx

I know! We actually had a debate at uni and an assignment based on that question - chiropractor vs physio and discussion on alternative therapies etc - was v good, sparked up loads and went on for practically the whole year....
Anyway, enjoy your wee date and be sure to tell us all about it, D won;t be on till later anyway so you won't miss anything!!!
xxxx

10 Jul 2006

Quote by glasgowfella2
hiya maz and den ...... I wasnt criticising the physio in any way ... i was saying that his treatment didnt work for me ...whereas the chiropractor def did .. be it a "quick fix" or not i am much happier being a relatively almost normal pain free active 47yr old rather than having my basic everyday activities being akin to that of a disabled 80yr old :shock: (no disrespect to 80yr olds ) ... I have neurogenic stenosis and attended the senior therapist in my local hospital for 3 months ... i am a staff nurse and understand totally that health is all about the 'holistic approach" ... i cant see why both physios and chirpractors cant work in tandem with each other.... the physio was telling me to flex and was giving me traction, which seemed to make things worse ... whereas my chirpractor suggested i crouch / bend forward to release the spinal tract which traps my nerves there ... and i use an ice pack at the firstt niggle ... it works wonders ... i know in the long term i will always have a problem ... and that it can flare up ..... but at least i know how to handle it now ... i can walk about the town and shops and socialise with friends ... whereas for 3months + i struggled immensely ....pain only now on standing for long periods .. but still working on strengthening my back muscles ... your field more than mine so obviously i welcome any other comments from you both .. thanks xx xx OOPS PS ... GOOD LUCK DAVID ... GLAD U GOT SORTED EVENTUALLY X

Well this is an interesting debate but isnt the underlying message something like do what works for you and dont be afraid to try something else if your getting nowhere ?
Having seen the difference that its made to igrin ( and also in the past to me I would attest to the skills of the chiropractic profession ) but each to thier own
GF2
No i definately agree with you there, exactly - obviously not getting there with one physio, and chiropractor can be great - and that is fantastic at the moment for you as you are now able to go about your daily activities, but those kind of treatments are only aimed at short term relief and won't be sorting the underlying reason of why you have back pain.
That means that you will probably always have flare ups and have to get the ice on and do the crouching technique.... great that it works, but wouldn't it be even better to not have a flare up, and take some time really sorting things? muscle strengthening is usually excellent, whatever the reason for back pain....(being cautious here as don't know anything about yours) and the majority of evidence points down this route of treatment!
When D gets his arse in gear he'll tell you !!lol

10 Jul 2006

Now now, boys, some of your ads have been just as tasteful and seductive if I remember correctly...
(or if the search button serves me well......)
Good luck Boyabouttown!
xx

9 Jul 2006

come on then, you all seem to be up and about- does anyone want to open it, or shall i?
server 1? forum chat password lizard? xx
maz

9 Jul 2006

hahaha!! you know us so well lol

lol

Mmmmm, someone mentioned popcorn....mmm popcorn.... got such a craving now......

9 Jul 2006

for being the biggest numpties on here! How many blonde threads do i post? and how many weirdos has den fallen for? doh! lol :doh:
Ps i 2nd sarahs certification for foxyandbeasty- yum yum!
xx

9 Jul 2006

You are quite the linguist saruman! I was captivated and intrigued by your post....
Unfortunatley, Den and I like an air of mystery about our meets and you have given far too much away about yourself....
ps are you still a bi-virgin?
pps have you had any luck finding that gay fem?Sure sheddy would love to know!

9 Jul 2006

Yeh I was gonna say a time, but figured we wouldn't know, so after the football is as good as any!
So if anyone does fancy it....
Ps no excuse for being in bed- i didn't get to bed till and i'm about to go to gymnastics training, and I've got work 2m morn- so no excuses for tiredness!! xxxx

9 Jul 2006

och I missed all the fun! tell me- i want to know ALL the details!!!!!

9 Jul 2006

Anyone fancy tonight after zee football????
I'm in need of my chatroom fix! maz xx

9 Jul 2006

Well, I'd just like to say I blame Den entirely for this one! He didn't have any hesitation whatsoever in signing up even when I warned him it was dodgy! To be fair, I was too drunk to protest, but kicking myself now for not telling him to fuck off!
Laird, friad we don't know - blaming den for this one aswell, he was the one chatting in the chat room and he was the one that gave out the msn to a random- i was sleeping at the time in my drunken state, he woke me up when they started messaging...
We still have their msn now.... not that that does any use! lol
well you live n learn and account now deleted!dear oh dear!
xxx

9 Jul 2006

bump????
you had a bump on the head maybe???

9 Jul 2006

does fishing count as a watersport?
call me kinky but i quite like a day on the river!!!!

9 Jul 2006

pissed as feck again, can we please have 10 pints of your finest tartan paint, and while we are on here anyway my visa number is.....................

8 Jul 2006

hi den here, can i just say as a health professional, i find this so so wrong!!!!
Thought initially it was just a bit of a joke, but the attempts at justification are very disturbing.
how would you feel knowing your mum, wife, child, was being perved on by someone in a position of trust who is supposed to be helping them?
have your foot fetish all you like, but i think the whole issue of consenting adults having fun is different from preying on unsuspecting girls.
my opinion anyway!!

8 Jul 2006

Right this is a lot more condensed than my original attempt at this thread which i managed to delete - grrr!
Anyway we're feeling very stupid right now following a chat with a girl in the chatroom last night, which lead to us giving her our msn.
Anyway, she invited us to join some group thing with her, which i was a bit suspicious about, given that we didn't know her at all and she was soooo keen for us to do so.
Den was not so skeptical and proceded to type in our details (thankfully of our joint email account that we rarely use) including address and password. (this was different from the msn account we were talking to her on.)
Stupid - I know, but we were both MORE than a tad tipsy after an entire day and night celebrating my graduation( which was briliiant by the way!)
Anyway, as we were on a different account, we then noticed the one we had just typed in, being signed into! :shock: :shock: :shock:
And the 'girl' kept asking why we had not accepted her invitation with the address we were on just then. She was very pushy and really wanted us to sign up.
We noticed our other account being signed in and out of and when we quizzed her, guess what? she logged off!!
So my question is, HOW BIG A PAIR OF NUMPTIES DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! (please take into account the drunkeness!)
mad

mad

redface

:doh:

banghead

Anyway, we have since deleted all emails and changed password in that account.....
But think this takes this biscuit for weirdos on here! lol
from the numpties xx