Quote by dominate_me
Hey Everybody, thanx for all the interest and encouragement!!!
Ive been mega busy so havent been online 4 a few days and am short 4 time 2nite so cant reply 2 any PM's but I promise I will make time 2moro nite 2 reply!!!!
Thanx again
XXX

Quote by equi-princess
A horse is tied to a rope that is 2.5 m long....... 4m away from the horse is a bale of hay....
the horse can reach and eat this bale of hay easily....... why????????
equi-princess xxx

Quote by Alpha
I liked the one from "With Nail and I" about the finest wines known to man.
Here is my attemt then : -
Are you the Farmer? We've come on holiday by accident?"
So whats the film folks?
:twisted:
@lpha

Quote by x-man0223
here we go again
1 Rourke's Drift... It'd take an Irishman to give his name to a rotten stinking middle o' nowhere hole like this.
2 That's it! That's the theory of relativity! Light travels to us from the hands of the clock, to tell us the time. But, if we were to travel away from the clock at the speed of light
3 I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats
4 You win, you win. You lose, you still win.
5 The media is like the weather, only it's man-made weather

Quote by BigBoi
easy again
Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here

Quote by fabio grooverider
more for you........
1) 1)I can fly! 2) That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!
2) Let's show this pre-historic bithch how we do things downtown.
3) My fisrt day as a lady and already I am getting hot flashes.
4) What do you mean do don't eat meat? That's ok, I'll make lamb.
5) 1. Qualifications? 2. Rape, murder, arson, and . 1. You said twice. 2. I like .

Quote by meheretoo
Surely someone has a clue about these ones
some from me
1.
she says: Would you die for me?
he says: Yes.
she says: Promise?
2.
Man... I didn't join the army to pull paper out of people's asses
3.
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride

Quote by meheretoo
some from me
1.
she says: Would you die for me?
he says: Yes.
she says: Promise?
2.
Man... I didn't join the army to pull paper out of people's asses
3.
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride

Quote by BigBoi
Try these ones :
1. Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
2. I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
3. You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.
4. My Mama says that alligators are angry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Quote by fabio grooverider
okay.... time to get smart.....
1) They're Mac Donalds; I'm Mic Dowell's. They've got the Golden Arches; We've got the Golden Arcs.
2) He said god sent him! .God sent him? on a fookin Suzuki??
3) When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
4) Is that what they are supposed to tell your mother when they send her another folded up American flag? 2. Tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left, and that I wasn’t about to desert them.
5) Qantas never crashed.

Quote by fabio grooverider
okay... those were too easy... time to go up a level.......
1) Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
2) Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!
3) Get your stinking paws off me
4) Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
5) Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.