can i just see a previous utility bill ...... :x
we tried to deliver it, but .......... :x
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Quote by northcoastboy
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman. Many females use a drug on the market
called 'Beer'. The drug is found in liquid form and available
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A
woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and
then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.
After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women whom they would never
normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories
of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In
extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and
punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible
to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the
predatory females.
If you fall victim to this 'Beer' and the women administering
it.....there are male support groups where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-
minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up
"Golf Courses" in the phone book.Phil
YEUKGH......sounds nasty!!!!!! a bit like the vodka ploy played by a few men maybe!!
sleep well layzeeboy!!Quote by fruity1976
I always told my daughter when she believed in santa that I had to give him money to bring xmas pressies now she just knows its me who pays!! Shes never been a greedy wean and the thing she wanted the most for her main pressie was The Sims 2 which is only approx £40!
ahh, this is dear to my heart, lol, i have always told mine that i have to send money to santa so that he can pay the elves who work so hard in the workshops...later i told them that i had to send money to him so he could send his special shoppers out, and now they understand that i dont send money (as they no longer believe) but still have to earn it, work for it and provide all their primary care needs with it, before the luxeries....at the end of the day, the santa story is still telling them porky's, and, i still don't like to try and justify why i did begin to tell them about santa!! my best moment was when my eldest son wanted a transforming ninja turtle... the blue one.... they were only £7 each at that time, so i bought him the blue one and his next favourite, the red one....he cried when he opened them....and said.... "i was only expecting the blue one!" Those turtles were played with by him for many years, and then handed down to son 2 who again kept them for several years.....they eventually retired into the charity shop, best fourteen quid i've ever spent!!
Quote by roger743
Imprisonment is the removal of one of the most fundamental human rights of all: liberty. We are, after all, meant to be proud to be free men and women (a status which previous generations fought and died to bestow upon us). I think it says very worrying things about our society if we don't regard removal of freedom as a very serious punishment.
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I feel that we overlook the most important and fundamental aspects all too often...to me, honesty and trust, being trustworthy and trusted, being responsible for our own actions and being given freedom and choices all add up to making us proud and worthy individuals, giving us a sense of self worth...once we have been mistrusted, it damages our self esteem, once we have been deiceitful, we have to live with that knowledge; others being dishonest and untrustworthy around us, erodes our values and innocence.... its the small things which make big impact that get overlooked....they can and do make massive impacts on all our lives.
the most expensive presents i have bought mine, were, bass guitar and various bikes....they get small stocking fillers, but only inexpensive, humourous things....like stick on transfers and the like....they get a main present, usually up to around £60 or so, but i get what i think they would like, not pay attention to the cost as the primary consideration...and then i get the things they need, like undies, toiletries , pyjamas, etc, but i wrap them to make it look like they have got more for christmas....if they are in need of a coat or jumper etc, i'll wrap it up too instead of just getting it for them...i think they should realise that a gift doesn't have to be expensive, nor a "want", but to have a "need" met is also a wonderful thing. I think they should realise too, that the ordinary everyday things they get used to having, are also in some ways, gifts...i'm pleased to say they both are considerate when buying for others, choosing or making cards, writing thank you letters.....
teppic, and hugs, from me and mine. xit does become a tad annoying at times, i agree!! could acknowledge 500 and then each thousand maybe?? would make it more interesting...... another part that annoys me sometimes is, not only the post count, but also stating the time in which its been amassed!! maybe i'm just feeling gloomy tonight though.... usually it doesn't bother me at all...not a lot does....think i might be picking up on sarge's "poorly vibes" !!!
Quote by LeeLee
... will someone please be kind enough to say Lee you Twat, do this not that!!
Well, I am :-
23, 5ft9, 13st well built, muscled legs and body with just a Lil bit of "cuddle!"
dark blonde hair, blue eyes.
completely straight, no Bi tendencies at all!!!!
Living in sort of Mid Essex, not to far from london!
and i'm a cheeky car salesman!
Lee
hello and welcome lee.....i love the post.... very individual, i especially like the highlighted bits!! well done!
