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Quote by jamie.1
thanx for making me welcome people just wondering because im only 19 do you think ill be rejected.

who knows...although the posts might not come fast and furious, it could also be a point in your favour!!!! lol. just relax and enjoy!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh Angel, just brilliant :lol2:
Next time tho, instead of ringing em back - when they start talking, just ask them to hold the line a minute, then see how long they sit there waiting for :lol2:

thanks for the advice MISSCHIEF, i think that's a more humane way of slaying the passions of afore mentioned "girlfriend" calls!! I'll try it. hugs. x
blimey, i've never heard any of them....and i thought you were hard enough to understand before....you know, when you had all the apples and pears stuff.....very difficult for the more northern of us..... wink
hello.....i hope you have lots of energy....for..... reading all about what you want to find out!!! welcome anyway. x
ohhhh, can't you leave me a pic of your left arm tatt???? good luck..... may the force...whoops, wrong show!!! take care bassman. x
wow, the Good Old Days....was it really Andrew Sach's dad??? well, that all makes sense now!!! x
Hiya Angel Chat..... would you like to try one of those reclining beds?? chairs?? you know the ones...really expensive and we'll send you a catalogue but that won't have any prices in either....and if you don't buy from that, we'll phone you again and tell you you've won the monthly draw, which is 35% off a reclining bed or chair...... secondly, what about a walk in bath??
these are just two of my latest....something tells me someone old used to live here!!
I'm pleased to say though, i am now, after a similar scenario to yours, off their contact lists......for now!!!! I also agree with the sentiment of "revenge", it might be us paying, but its a great feeling!! I love doing it when my sons girlfriend phones and gives attitude down the phone....one day her parent will see how long she spends on the phone!!!! lol.
just plain and simple..... "Mr. Todger" seems to suffice!
what do you class as the good old days, roger?? i tend to think of them being the 70's myself.......i dont think i had a care in the world then! (except how to avoid this kid called david who lived by my nan) ! (memories: all he ever wanted was to give girls "love bites") laughing loads while writing this....
depends what you put, and where you put it..... as for "do we know we've orgasmed"....Oohhhhh yesssssss, we know!! (mellow sings "Row, row, row your boat....") (a good sign is when the neighbours bring the grand kids in from the garden!!) biggrin
dare i say it...in my stockings i'd like to be bent over the worktop and taken from behind!! Ohh, i get it, what xmas pressies do we want!! OK, in my stocking, i'd like a retractable lead.......stop a certain someone from wandering off!!!
wow, i need new undies....i'm off to get a good measuring!! lol. x
well, i love liver....and if that's what it tastes like, then i sure hope he dies before me....:;
Quote by McGuinness
... although i guess getting gooey can be fun!!!!
Key lime pie is lovely and available ready made here as is Pecan pie

McGuinness, I love pecan pie.....if ever you're down this way.....mmmmmmmm.....i like the idea of gooey too!! Wanna get "gooey"??
ohh, i see now..... there certainly do seem to be a few grey areas..... confused
mmmm, i think tommy's tool belt is still in the lead..... i can't imagine keeping condoms, wipes, toys etc in my belly button!! I'm pretty sure they'd fall out if i laughed!! smile
Quote by roger743
This is why God gave you a belly button. :rascal:

why????
40 is better than 35, don't worry about it..... happy birthday for friday!! x
gosh, i couldn't control myself when the blooming things started to move....that was SOOOO funny....thanks for the laugh!! biggrin
i think it's a great idea, and i'm going to go look for new avatars too.... see you shortly!!
i'm with you on this one...it's polite to reply, and i think it leads to better relationships...i'd feel fine about meeting up and seeing someone who'd turned me down or vice versa, if it had all been polite and nice....could still have a natter and a laugh....but it makes for uneasy feelings if the replies have been neglected.....creates a bad atmosphere sometimes.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Well when it comes to it we could do with something like International (Swingers)Rescue
- Can I go in the big green one,thats Thunderbird 2 I seem to recall - yes thats the one!

you certainly can....or you can ride with me and other invited guests in the back of the pink cadillac that parkers driving!!
i love the pics earlier on, they had me in stitches..... this thread is one of the most entertaining, and practical, that i've read in a long time..... biggrin
i think a rescue truck may be in order.....i would drive, but i can't either....nothing to do with what i've drunk.....just my sheer incompetence on the road!! sad