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mellow
Over 90 days ago
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ooh, and i thought you missed the spanky picture before!! it's had to take a little rest, as, for some strange reason, people kept thinking i was a lad since i changed to a dolphin???? well, i'm all girl and looking for a new, "mellow" avatar!
pass me a vegetarian to put on my burger any day!! and a nice piece of cake to follow, eh, flirty!! wink
i think they've stayed over and are back there again tonight !!! good luck if you are btw!!
hello newbie people.......come on in, boy it's cold out there.....here, you can sit by flirty, i'm sure he won't mind!! hello and welcome!! xx
Hello from me too, good to see newbies.....enjoy the banter! biggrin
ahh, but are they healthy foxes?? or have we an epidemic of very speedy chickens??
Thanks MISSCHEIF, I thought it was only me that was THAT strange!!! I also thought it was an aging process, but now i realise its only easy to forget the mundane, boring and less obvious things as all vessels have their "FULL" level, and we just have too many other fun things to think about!! biggrin (like forgetting parents evening, dental appointments, meetings that have been in the diary for months....)
and, Very Happy Birthday Wishes from me too Judy..... have a great day. xxx
i can see the lara croft kind of appeal, but i'd probably end up looking more like tommy from ground force, in his tool belt!! ahh, tool belt....now, that's given me an idea!!
maybe have a little garter round our thighs and condoms tucked underneath..... could look like loads of lara croft's with sussie belts and pouches..... confused
i'm female and i hardly ever have a handbag....so its no good asking me....i don't know!! confused
Quote by mal609
... or if with a partner she may have a bag. lol
Mal
cool

but, i don't understand.....what does she do with the bag?? where does she put it?? if you can't carry condoms or "other" things, what do you do with a handbag?? confused
Good Luck, and i hope you enjoy your night.....looking forward to your reply...... smile
i don't much care for geri halliwell, but gaby roslin has me glued to the screen.....she's so like goldie hawn too...... definately worth watching...
so, apart from me, who else is officially elitist, the uncertifiable????
i only managed a measley 347mph.....wonder if that's because i'm a pacifist??
so, if unfortunate enough to miss it, can we have a house call for personal verification???
well i thought i would be a bit of a bridget, but 55% !! Maybe it's the knickers thing!!
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
In September - SEPTEMBER! - at M&S I saw little bags of chocolate Santa coins on sale at one of those "buzz" points - where they rely on you picking stuff up on final impulse while in the queue at check-out.
Yet for all the cashing in I love it - and I am one of the heroic* folk who will be working on Christmas Day!
*Because I'm a Fireman - God I wish the uniform wasn't so tight around my rippling,muscular six pack and my Levi-Jeans-Ad tight sexy butt.
(**..actually..I'm lying.)

aha, but which bits are you lying about, flirty??? not all of it, surely?? lol
the nuttiest spread ever, is....Nutella !!! lovely on toast !!
ahhh, this is much more pleasant......bit like a steam room!!!!!
well, it started out good, but look at all the gate crashers who've arrived.......ORGY!!!
aha, the dark, cloaked figure that caught my eye has been disrobed, its steve...... pinching all the.....girl's bottoms!!!
its at this point they all wonder whether they should be in the orgy thread......
mellow's now feeling all warm and loved up again, and curls up at the side of.....ohhh, who's that......eyes wander over to a new voyeur..... wink
is that ok MQ, running my hands all around your lower tummy.....
mellow tempted to flounce out as MQ thought she was a man..... but decides to stay and watch.....