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melons45
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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if this is any help I have been using the Playstation 2 eye toy as a cam and its a cracking picture!!
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I am passing a message on.......
Mobile has asked me to say he is unable to attend as he now has work commitments
and sends his apologies
The next one that comes round me and thumper will hopefully be able to go too!!!
Have lots of fun
Paulaxxxxx
many happy returns Red kiss
will save you some cheesecake biggrin :D
Mels xxxx
Was on my way to the hairdressers when the muppet in front of me panicked when he saw an oncoming police car calling to an emergency and slammed his anchors on!!
Consequently I ran into the back of him grrrrrr causing only a scratch to his car and a bent bonnet and smashed headlight to mine!!!
Could I see the police car coming??no was going round a corner when it happened!!!Hasten to say am glad to see the back of yesterday!!
Mwah xxxx
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Thats rather a harsh thing to say rolo and very shallow IMHO
I am grateful for peoples valuable opinions re this thread and not an off the cuff remark like that.
rolleyes
Triptix
My thread wasnt implying timewasting at all and it wasnt mentioned either!!!It was just to find out other opinions on it thats no means do we want to offend anyone cos its all good fun on here.
Oh and my start date was 03/05 lol I dont post much just sit quietly in the corner biggrin :D
cpl looking for cpl with bi-fem or single bi-fem for fun 2nite at ours. lol wink please NOooooo single males, if we want one we will find you..!!!
Well it was a good day for me biggrin :D
I bought a carpet!!!Whats good about that???
Well having endured 9 1/2 weeks(oh how I wish it HAD been that!!)of living upstairs due to renovations my cabin fever is cured this coming Tuesday!!! :taz:
Mmmm I smell a party,cheesecake anyone? lol :lol:
Oh and not forgetting seeing that certain someone I havent seen in nearly a week,contented "sigh" :D :D :D
"How soon is now?"-The Smiths
Unfinished sympathy-Massive Attack
Fade to Grey-Visage
"Are friends electric?"-Gary Numan worship
When doves cry-Prince(specially the intro!!)
Deancannock awww the jobs not in that department its chest lol :lol: :lol:
And I know a few I could rub too!!!!!!!
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>>>>still in cloud cuckoo land wont be back for sometime lol but many thanks to all
:beer: a few of these are on the cards!!!
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Well after hours of waiting lol I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Just want to say a massive thank you to bluetvr for sending some wicked info for me!!
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I found a spider in my pyjama top last night!!!!
You would have thought it was 8 foot tall at my reaction :taz: :taz:
I squished it I'm afraid lol :lol: :lol:
A cup of coffee
a blue lighter(hands off tonysb!!)
packet of cigs
ashtray
air freshner
one pot of nail treatment(haha!)
The life cycle of a butterfly(my sons!)
A picture of me when I was much bigger(a reminder!)
imitation D&G sunglasses lol
I did have a 9 inch rubber dildo(had to remove it for obvious reasons!!)
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
tonysb........what about a naked picture of little old me biggrin :D :D
I am after a bit of advice from all my fellow nurses out there if anyone can help!
I have an interview for a job on Tuesday and I have to do a 10 minute presentation on "The role of the Staff Nurse in Outpatients".
Now having not done this for 10 years I thought "Bugger!" I do have a few ideas of what I need to mention,up to date stuff etc but if anyone else has any ideas feel free to share them!!
I really,really,really want this job its ideal.
Many thanks and big kisses biggrin :D
In my situation the tables were turned somewhat.....
One fine Saturday afternoon my mum popped by and wasnt her usual self when I asked her she said "Do you go to any "funny" clubs!!!(She doesnt know!)
"How do you mean?" came my reply stalling for a quicker answer lol
"You know,swinging?" I managed to diffuse this with a reasonable excuse as I prefer her not to know lol :lol:
It turns out that someone had seen me in a club,not local to home I hasten to add,and this info had got to her!!!How, I dont know, I havent pursued it,make me look well guilty eh??? :wary:
Nice of them eh???
Hey Wishmaster,I do hope you are not going to ply Tony with too much lol he needs to be running on all engines!!
hump :hump: :hump:
I would recommend the strawberry cheesecake if I were you biggrin :D sillyhwoar:
aka:The "dessert table" :P :P :P :P :P
I dont often put posts up but on this occasion its a priority :notes:
What can I say what a fantastic couple you guys are!!!You guys made my 1st house party go with a bang!!! hump :hump:
The perfect hosts!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
We will both miss you and we most definitely will be coming to Cornwall at some point big bribes for the babysitters smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
And when we do the 1st thing that gets packed will be....can you guess?.....yup,strawberry cheesecake!!!!! :lickface: :lickface: :lickface:
Take good care of yourselves and dont do anything we wouldnt!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Love and big hugs to you both kiss :kiss:
aka "the dessert table" biggrin :D :D
I just want to say a huge thanks to everyone that came to the party biggrin
Already had the strange look from next door hahaha!!!I will never look at cheesecake in the same light EVER again!! :evil2:
muttleys - excellent to see you both again and mrs.m I love the shoes!! hump
david - I'll save ya sum cheesecake kiss
friski - me love you long time!! :boo:
vicky - so nice to see you again hun with the sexy ass smackbottom
thomas - so nice to meet you was a pleasure :thumbup:
and not forgetting Tony worship thank you babes :inlove:
Right off to have a bit of cheesecake I reckon :D :D :D :D :D :D
woohoo my first posting ahhhh bless lol :happy:
I have got my bucket and spade packed folks hee hee amongst other things!!
Not long to go now!!!!! wink passionkiss