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mezagog

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Bi-curious Male, 63

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24 Sep 2006

we went to our local garden centre yesterday , , they have all the bloody crimbo displays up :!:
trees ,cards, decorations etc , mentioned to one of the assistants that its a bit early . He said they have been up since August, ffs!
also driving home the other day I passed a covoy of three gritter wagons, looked at the temp display and it was 21 degrees outside . Are they expecting something we dont know about?
for us winter starts in December, prior to that its just a cooler autumn lol

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22 Sep 2006

just heard the local news,
it stated that " Richard has a significant brain injury"
lets hope

22 Sep 2006

22 , just a young whipersnapper wink

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22 Sep 2006

for nights in,,,,,,,,,,, red wine
for nights out,,,,,,,, real ale
as for the arse bit,,,,,,, lol

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21 Sep 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
Bird flu? â€¦â€¦ Mad cow disease? â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦. Pah, wont effect me, Iâ€™m a squirrel :shock:

ah,,,, but are you a red or grey squirel. you may be endangered :!: :!: lol

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21 Sep 2006

without any particular film in mind, what really pee`s me off is films with open endings.
films are a bit of escapism , I dont want to have to then work it out for myself

21 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Don't get me started on spin offs. Hands up all those who wasted their money on Scooby Doo?
Garfield?
Inspector Gadget?

redface

surprised

ops: but the kids wanted them ,,honest

21 Sep 2006

for me it has to be that rubbish about dragons hatching and destroying England, it was only out a couple of years ago but,, I cant even remember its name

21 Sep 2006

you know its one of the things I love about this place,,,,
you ask a simple question and dunno

dunno

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21 Sep 2006

met him once a few years ago and he is a great bloke
hope everything turns out well

21 Sep 2006

Quote by keeno
Perhaps we've found something else to be paranoid about!!
Any suggestions?

that probably right , its amazing how much panic it caused then for it to just vanish.

21 Sep 2006

rotflmao

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21 Sep 2006

Bird Flu

confused

: :?: :?:
Earlier this year it was speading across the world and going to mutate into a human form. They said millions could die. Birds were being slaughtered in their millions , they were trying to develop a vaccine.
Then all of a sudden its gone :!:
What happened ,, did I blink and miss something :?: :?
Does anyone know :?: :?:

20 Sep 2006

Quote by keeno
What's your fav sci-fi book then?

has to be John Wyndam ,The Craken Wakes, in fact all his books are well worth a read

20 Sep 2006

but where is this "worlds biggest cock" I would love to see it. just out of interest of course redface

redface

oh hang on, have you got the tape the wrong way round , reading centimeters instead of inches lol

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16 Sep 2006

try a pencil sharpener :twisted:
bolt

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14 Sep 2006

Quote by picoNblue
Although it sounds as though this woman gets a thrill out of doing this (and fair play to her), it's also true that she could well be a victim before the week's out.
Flashing to strange guys, no-one around so early in the morning, sand dunes......sounds like a recipe for her disaster....it only takes the wrong type of guy to walk past her
I don't mean to look on the negative side, but I really hope this woman stays safe and uninjured while satisfying this thrill.

Good point..
And guess who would end up as a suspect . She has not been down anymore since then but maybe an Idea to keep a wider berth when I see her next :shock:

13 Sep 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Just had a look in there - it's more depressing than Eastenders. :shock:

I just look in to cheer myself up wink

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:therethere: mezagog
Mods
Could you please make sure there are no sharp objects & the windows are closed in the Chatroom Lounge :giggle:

rotflmao

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13 Sep 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
think its to do with a post in the chatroom forum???????????????????

:thumbup:

innocent

Just had a look in there - it's more depressing than Eastenders. :shock:
I just look in to cheer myself up wink

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13 Sep 2006

think its to do with a post in the chatroom forum???????????????????

13 Sep 2006

Police and wildlife people in Australia have asked for people to stop killing Stingrays. :shock:
Apparently there's been a spate of killings as acts of retribution - true! :shock:
Following on from this the australian authorities are trying to stop people killing stingrays and also stop them being mutilated, many dead stingrays have been found with their tails chopped off. The authorities feel that as well as some form of retribution there is now a fear of stingrays developing that was never there before. Some people are now frightened to go into the sea .
If the film of Steve Irwins death was shown it may act to allay some peoples fears of the stingray ,showing the accident to be just that, rather than the stingray being a monster of the deep. That may stop some of the killing

13 Sep 2006

A couple of times a month for me ,, would love it be more if I had the time

13 Sep 2006

Im obsessed with the shopping. When we back from the supermarket I have to put it away in my own special way .
not saying the cupboards are regimented but if I find things out of place , it does my head in and I have to sort it out there and then. I Have been known to "spit my dummy " at times.
All my family and freinds agree that its only the start of things to come for me ,,,dont know what they mean! confused

confused

12 Sep 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
Its all to do with the central nervous system. Sensory signals are passed to the brain via nerves, along the way they have to cross or jump something called the synapse gap. Sometimes these signals dont quite make the jump and only a part of the signal is passed on. The signal then jumps again and the whole thing is received by the brain, both signals are passed within milli seconds of each other but the brain tells you It happened before. You can think it happened a while ago but in reality it only happened the once

Exactly, and they say it is more likely to happen when you're tired.
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you see, i fully understand how that could work. but i'm not sure how a deja vu experience telling me there's a windmill just round this corner on a road i've never travelled down in my life just so happens to have a windmill on it? confused

confused

i sure didn't see the windmill a mile distant? it's a trivial example, but then they usually are trivial. it's the only one off the top of my head anyways, and it was confirmed that i'd never been anywhere near that particular little B road some few hundred miles from my 'ouse at the time? ;)
i've had any number of deja vu experiences and premonitory dreams that i can't explain by a delay in the firing of synapses and neurons? usually very tedious ones that won't help me pick the winning numbers in tomorrows lottery, unfortunately! sad

sad

kinda glib that little explanation? dunno

dunno

neil x x x ;)
Just the explanation that I was told when doing my psychy nurse training all those years ago,
There are probably many more unexplainable deja-vu type phenomena out there .
also neil !

12 Sep 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
I suppose this would have been one of those times when it would be useful to have a simple business card type thing with your SH name on one side and the SH url on the other?
Hey Admin..... now there's an idea :idea:

Ummmm,,, now theres an Idea.
wheres that WORD icon gone?

12 Sep 2006

Quote by Kiss
So do you now put it down to exhibitionism or do you think it's her kind of ice breaking chat / introduction - would go down quite well at a munch

Depends how nice her breasts are! :rascal:
Exhibitionism most likely as she did it to another guy as well
but it wont stop me going back for another flash.
as for her breasts ,well very nice and pert and as I said its nippy at that time in a morning so very nice nipples as well
: lol

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12 Sep 2006

Its all to do with the central nervous system. Sensory signals are passed to the brain via nerves, along the way they have to cross or jump something called the synapse gap. Sometimes these signals dont quite make the jump and only a part of the signal is passed on. The signal then jumps again and the whole thing is received by the brain, both signals are passed within milli seconds of each other but the brain tells you It happened before. You can think it happened a while ago but in reality it only happened the once

12 Sep 2006

woooo hooooo !
she did it again, I said something like " hi ,that makes walking the dog a lot more fun in the morning" , she just smiled and carried on.
This time I was able to move up into the dunes and watch her . She flashed to another guy further down the beach ! .
Oh well looks like its something she does for her kicks and not for me :cry:
I`m still going back for more in the morning lol

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11 Sep 2006

?
And which beach ? Just out of curiosity of course !
I would tell you but I bet tomorrow there would be hundreds of dogs down there that have never even seen the sea before and all with male owners.
some great advice there , Im just hoping that was not just a one off. Think it best to see what develops ,,,,, but then again :twisted:

11 Sep 2006

Ive just got back from taking the furry flea bag for a walk on the beach, its nice and quiet at this time of the day. Anyway Im wandering along and there is another dog walker further down the beach walking towards me, as they get closer I notice its a lady who Ive seen a few times before. Today though she changed her direction so she would walk straight past me.
As she gets really close I notice she has her top lifted up and is showing her tits, now its a bit nippy at 0630 in the morning they were well hard . so as I manage to take my eyes away from her chest I see her face with a great big smile on .... Shit ! by now she has past me and I did or said nothing!.
But what should I have done?
Nothing ,as happened ?
Stop her to talk ?
grope , sorry sieze the moment ?
drop my pants and flash to her ?
I will be walking the dog from now on every day , but what if she does it again
What do I do ? lol

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