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midsprincess
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 92
UK

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I would happily pay a fiver for a christmas do. However, our christmas do is free gratis only i cant go.
They have booked us all in for a paint ball session and i think its a fantastic idea unfortunatly with 2 slipped discs in my back i dont think its the place for me so therefore i will be joining them all after for a pub lunch and i think that is much more fun than sitting around getting pishedand paying £30 for a taxi home.
We occasionally meet at home but this gives me the heebie geebies as im scared kids will walk in even though we know they wont.
We said our bed room was our sanctuary but playing on the couch aint that comfy.
Hotels i hate them with avengence. if i fork out for a hotel i want a good night and a nice meal
but worse of all i hate what the staff think if an odd number of people dissapear to a room and then leave a few hours later .
So Chams it is for us.
Rach they dont have jacuzzis in hospital darlin.
Hurry up and come back to us
You got my number if we can do anything
loves ya loads
ali and grandad
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My hubby had just played with a cpl at a club and he went to give the wife a peck on cheek to say thank you and her hubby went ape.
My hubby said "well after what we just did a kiss on the cheek is nothing".
I just cant understand the no kissing bit.
i had a dyson for christmas once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that meant no sex for a year until he redeemed himself
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Bonfire party at Dares next sat
Chams social and jelly pool the sunday after
Pene and Mr p's wedding the week after that
Cov social the week after that
Then Chrimbo yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Martin Clunes does it for me but WHY?????????????????

i think he would be up for some real fun
appreciate everyones offers of jelly
dont think we can have too much so keep offering
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Quote by Ben_welshminx
we'll bring a bucket of jelly as well xxxx

Thank you appreciate it xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i am getting very fussy. The older i get the fussier i get.
i know what i want and wont settle for less.
Quality not quantity.
im old and dont think i like it any different from when i was a young whipper snapper
however if shes REALLY old dont forget the lube lol biggrin
Bacon, bacon and more bacon.
how about a bear69 and brumbloke sarni food for thought
i just heard on the radio that most women would swap their husband for unlimited shopping
Now i love my husband dearly but ............

mmmmmmmmmmmm Louis Vuitton heels evil
what would u swap your hubby 4
Piano church organ guitar fife recorder triangle
all very badly
i have dyslexic hands
but i can blow ok
FAntastic and we just got HD so even better
must admit i liked the end bit best
Didnt like last week too many snakes.
Quote by Steve

find a fem to go in with be cheaper then

I've been trying to no avail :lol2:
ADVERT
Fem wanted to get in with steve form orderly que here ..........................
Quote by Steve
Can you take me off the list pls.

No i refuse u gotta come coz i say so xx
smackbottom
I will have to see if my finances allow me to attend Princess kiss
find a fem to go in with be cheaper then
WELL THE JELLY POOL HAS BEEN APPROVED. GURL HAS THE POOL NOW WE NEED LOTS OF BUCKETS OF JELLY FOR IT TO WORK
PLEASE BRING JELLY A BUCKETFULL WOULD BE GOOD BUT ANYTHING WILL HELP
I CANT MAKE THAT MUCH JELLY ON MY OWN
PEOPLE WHO HAVE OFFERED TO MAKE JELLY
M8Y
US
BLONDVIXEN
sunny
naughty nympho
NEED LOADS MORE
Quote by Steve
Can you take me off the list pls.

No i refuse u gotta come coz i say so xx
I got up an hour early and watched Strictly come dancing on fast forward with my daughters boyfriend who couldnt stop laughing as i kept getting the fast forward bit wrong and spent most of the hour going forwards and backeards coz i only wanted to see the dancing bits
Quote by I_am_joy
After much deliberation I'm afraid I can only narrow it down to three
Shawshank redemption
The green mile
Sixth Sense

what a brilliant choice i love all of them.
My choices would be anything with Tom Hanks in or directed by him.
Ultimate favorite is Forest Gump i now know the whole dialogue of that
"And thats all i have to say about that !"
the worst film ever is Matrix coz i cant understand it and have fell asleep twice trying to watch it!!!!
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people call me short arse....is that like baby talk then !!!

no Dean that just means you buy your jeans at Teen from Burton
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It annoys me when they talk babysih in the third person
"me is going now" "me is shy"
that sort of thing, get a grip mad

that is exactly what got me this morning i saw a room called something starting with the word ME cant remember exactly what it was but it was like
me wants a shag room
irretating to say the least