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midsprincess
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 92
UK

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Have you noticed in the chat rooms some people seem to revert to baby talk?
Why?
Does it get on your nerves as much as it does mine?
Post any good examples here
i had a rather nice mff the other week redface
and non of us were married to each other
surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I dont get the first part of this thread. Its simple realy
If a person is bisexual they engage in sexual activities with both male and female.
So
if a bi male wanted to play with a straight couple i would guess he was interested in the female half of it
if he wanted to play with a bi couple i would guess he fancied both of them
if he wants to play with a bi male then he can
whats the problem.
if the couple are bi phobic perhaps they should have this on their profile too.
As for changing sexuality on profiles - Well spotted but you know whos doing it and if you dont like it dont engage in conversation with them
LIVE AND LET LIVE
last friday i managed to lock myself out and my phone and car keys inside the house. As i had to get somewhere i decided to climb over the garage roof and break in via the kitchen window!
In the porch was a fold up chair so i put this next to the wheely bin and a bar stool that was to go in the bin i put on top of bin!!!! then hauled myself up onto the stool holding on to the hanging basket bracket which detached itself from the wall. Once on the stool i thought i could heave myself up onto the roof, so i grabbed the edge of the roof and hey presto the wheely bin wheeled itself up the drive and fell over, the stool ended up on the ground and i was left dangling from the roof.
i kinda let go at this point and tried to slide down the wall like spider man but it didnt work i ended up ascross the drive flat on my back.
after a surupticious look around to see if anyone had seen i dragged myself and my bruises into the porch
why did i even think i could get on roof and in the mean time i lost my new fluffy slippers as they got wedged between the garage and the fence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by brucie
i'll start...
when i was in the army we had a rota for burning all the classified papers once a week. this included ariel photographs, memos etc. we had a furnace which was about 8 ft tall and 4ft by 4ft . it had a door to put the stuff in and a tray underneath for the ashes. oh and a chimney on top. burning the stuff would take a couple of hours as you had to feed it slowly or the fire would be smothered and go out.
so one week when i was on the rota with a mate. that friday a band were coming to play on the base (you know entertain the troops and all that. they were one of my favourite bands at the time. so i had A BRIGHT IDEA to make the stuff burn quicker. i walked down to the petrol pump on the base and filled a bucket with petrol. put all the papers in and covered them in the petrol. threw a match in...
the furnace exploded and took off like a space rocket... luckily the fireball shot out the top through the chimney as the thing went 20ft off the ground. it came back down and burned for a while melting the whole furnace.
on the explosion the whole base was sent in to high alert and everyone to their posts... by the time "the authorities" found out what had happened the gig had been cancelled and everyone was generally fucked off.
my mate and i were court marshalled and spent 2 weeks in the stockade (which basically meant we did gardening around the base for 2 weeks)...
didnt stop me going on to be a lieutenant before i left the army. although i was asked about the incident in the selection for officers course process (the army i served in does not have people going to officers course from day 1. you need to spend over a year in the ranks before selection).
how about you?

Foriegn legion????
someone told me after she had a bladder repair operation she couldnt squirt?????????
Quote by brucie
i had a meeting yesterday which ended badly with no agreement and a bigger gulf between the parties than at the begining of the meeting and loads of extra resentment.
i thought i was on a plane home tonight with nothing.
just had a call up to my room. come down to reception a couple of gentlemen here to see you.
i thought it was a hit...
basically it was a complete capitulation and u turn by the other side.
im still in shock to be honest. in all my years i have never seen anything like it. can somebody pinch me to make sure im not dreaming. or show me where the candid camera is?
biggrin

what the **** does that all mean i think you work for same company as my pension policy they talk gobledy too :D
Quote by brucie

i think this is brucie

sadly that was not a million miles off (except i am not that hairless...) 5-10 years ago. the years have caught up with me and whilst im in pretty good shape for a 40+ year old i wouldnt make it in to the chippendales any more... at least the cock doesnt shrink with age!!!
doesn't it?
are you sure?
i knew number 4 had gone awol but where the feck has 11 gone now ?
I think your kidnapping them like garden gnomes and soon they will start sending me postcards from exotic places.
Quote by brucie
nobody eats me alive. you seem to forget im the new daddy.

Can i have some pocket money then?
Quote by kentswingers777
I must admit there are some crap threads out there at times but....this one is just so amusing, that even admin have denied any involvement.
Superb stuff. lol

its u ent it
it aint bear or bambi coz they sittin next to me and he just opened a thread at same time
Quote by Hooters
Hiya Mids.
When will you close the list ?
Not sure if I will be on standby for work till nearer the time.
Hoots

week end b4 the social xx
When is a gnome not a gnome?
A: When he has his head up a fairys skirt he becomes a goblin
open minded ,threesomes,group and same room couples,looking for discreet fun,chat first then see what things ok,no pain but anything else,so long as we are all having fun
quote kazandkev profile
this is not very clear
love threesomes that insinuates that you play with single guys or gals. Above u say you do not.
most things ok - what does that mean to a horny single guy.
you need to spell it out if u have strong feelings and rules. i have and got called harsh for doing so but thats the way it is and doesnt allow for misconceptions. The first point on my profile says hubby is always involved. Try altering your profile.