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mistress_sassy

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Straight Male, 56

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29 Nov 2005

Look HR another Man City Fan! Woo hoo! Can I steal the avatar, can I?
Oh need to change sig too, to "one half of the MadmancGirls, true blues, defenders of Mnchester, oh and Did we mention we like Man City! " lol

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Oops another Hijack, sorry NWC! Ok, I'll un-hijack a bit, woo hoo, eanrly munch time, can I get excited now, can I? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

29 Nov 2005

Hello and welcome, hope oyu have fun! A little warning........ say goodbye to your free time! This place is addictiive! :twisted:

29 Nov 2005

You sure about that? lol

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Nice new avatar bt the way!
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29 Nov 2005

Glad your better now hun kiss

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29 Nov 2005

I may be able to make drinks, depends if I can get out of a conference during the day!

29 Nov 2005

And what happenned to Ockysweeties? Come back hun, we miss you?

29 Nov 2005

Hmmm looks like he is second in line for a mancgirl bitch slap!

29 Nov 2005

All you who dare to insult our wonderful city be-warned! You too will be bitch-slapped by the mancgirls!
Oh did we mention we like Man City!

29 Nov 2005

Silk or satin, leather or pvc, love em all! :twisted:

29 Nov 2005

Neil, don't start insulting Manchester, you will be treading on very thin ground! Be warned! lol

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29 Nov 2005

Lol ok, DoorBitch it is! Much more my style! :twisted: :twisted:

29 Nov 2005

Gem, do not start that rumour again, ffs! Naughty girl! smackbottom

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Anyway, I am only half a lesbian, on Mondays, Weds and Fridays to be precise! Tuesday and Thursday is for the boys and at the weekend - I'm anybodys, depends who gets to me first! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Hello and welcome, hope you have fun!

28 Nov 2005

Awww poor Mrs HC, kiss

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Note that is for her and not you! You are officialy in trouble, and no one can save you! May as well resign yourself to your fate!

28 Nov 2005

No FB it would be fine, thats what I did with a vegie mate last year, that way we all had the same, and it was all nice and traditional.

28 Nov 2005

Of course you can watch hun, I'll save you a front row seat! I may even let you join in. :twisted:

28 Nov 2005

I don't ask nicely, I am a Mistress, I will tell you and you will do it! :twisted: Alternatively, you have to ask me nicely! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Too late, now I'm between Ian Mids and Onlyme! Hmm may stay here for a while :twisted:

28 Nov 2005

Okay, lets declare the Hijack over! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Oooo the possibilities! Hmm of to think of what I can ask for! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Woo hoo, I will do! wink

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28 Nov 2005

Or you could just cheat and use quorn as a substitute, that way she can still have a traditional dinner with the rest of you, just hers won;t be real meat!

28 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Bring it on Its gonna take more than some manky/sheffy combo to scare me!

Oh you do well to run, calling us Manky! smackbottom

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FB wonders if MCB will remember saying this on Saturday in Wigan
Ssssssssshh!
Too late, I already saw you were confirmed on there! :twisted: :twisted: See you Saturday!
I will make sure he is there on Sat, together we will have to decide on his punishment. :twisted:
I know his weaknesses :thumbup:
Hehehehe I looking forward to it more every minute! I've posted a warning for him elsewhere too! :twisted:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Addict! Who told you that, I'm not an addict, I don't need a daily fix of posting bollox! No not me!
Yes it's that addictive!

Hehehehehe Did you not see the newbie yesturday Sassy who claimed to be addicted within the hour. Mal even offered to deactivate him so he could do the work he was saying he needed to get done (selfless these mods ain't they)
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Oh dear, maybe I should do that. I logged on at for a quick natter in the chatroom last night, I was still there at 5am! It doesn't help being both a forum and chatroom addict, although surely I deserve an award for double bollox! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I would like to confirm our attendance

Sorry for the hijack, but .....me and Hornyred are coming for you! Thats the last time you insult our city! Be afraid, be very afraid! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thx NWC, Hijack over! kiss

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28 Nov 2005

I am cooking for all my mates who can't get home for xmas, and I ma doing xmas day and boxing day! Selfish bastards, my mates! lol

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We will be having turkey and beef on xmas day and lamb and pork on boxing day, along with all the trimmings etc. We will also start xmas day with a champagne breakfast, pink champagne bagels, cream cheese and smoked salmon!
I moan, but I enjoy it, especially as with your mates you can tell them to shut up and dop it themselves if they're not happy! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Oooo its the SH holiday group! Baggsy bunking with you Sarah! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Bring it on Its gonna take more than some manky/sheffy combo to scare me!

Oh you do well to run, calling us Manky! smackbottom

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FB wonders if MCB will remember saying this on Saturday in Wigan
Ssssssssshh!
Too late, I already saw you were confirmed on there! :twisted: :twisted: See you Saturday!

28 Nov 2005

Ignore him! Don't stay in London, come and join us in Manchester, we are lovely and friendly and only bite if you ask us nicely! lol

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28 Nov 2005

Oooo lucky you! Oh yeah forgot, going to Wigan on Sat, Yorkshire In Jan, Midlands in Feb and Bristol in April lol

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