Mistress_sassy's Forum Posts

12 Oct 2005

Quote by goodporking
For years I've been trying to train her indoors to cut bread straight. Never going to happen. Every time i go to cut a slice I end up chucking half the loaf away to bring it straight again.
I've given up!
Are there any other little nuance's that drive you crazy about your other half?
I feel like Noah now....waiting for the flood

Cos we've ben busy practicing cutting other things for when you annoy us! :twisted:

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12 Oct 2005

Absolutely pmsl!
I was just showing Jase his fame at being mentioned on here, and then find this!
MikeC, he'll take you shoppping if you like for proper fitting boxers! You clearly need a gay man to guide you're tste, cos your own is just ALL WRONG! lol

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12 Oct 2005

Really hope things carry on improving for you both and your family.
What a testament to your strenght and reslilience that you have come through this after such a bad year and you're still smiling.

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12 Oct 2005

Grrrrr, why do I alweays miss the best moments in the chatroom! rolleyes

Why do all wait till the onlt time I am not in there! What you trying to tell me? :cry:

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12 Oct 2005

Awwww sorry babes, I can't make this afterall, I'm down to go to Marcuso's birthday.
Hope you all have a wonderful time tho, and pass on my hugs and best wishes to you know who!

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12 Oct 2005

What do you mean mates! :shock: Thought you didn't have any up here except us lot! Right, you conned us, we didn't need to organise any socials for you at all.......... wink

Yep, you're just a tart! Its confirmed! lol

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12 Oct 2005

Tart!

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11 Oct 2005

Shameless bump! :bounce:

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11 Oct 2005

Quote by leprechaun
well sassy what can i say your social for mike C was great idea and yes was a great meet
but a few questions have to b answered
who takes mike c photos for SH
his mum
why was ginty left at home
why were mike c undies baggier than when he came out
because blue and leprechaun ave him a welcome up north wedge
and should leprechaun change his name as it is misleading or was this just a blonde moment

so 2 questions answered what of the other 2 questions
1. Ginty was left at home cos your a pervert and have traumatised that little rug and bluexxx quiet enough!
2. Nope, the leprechaun shouldn't change his name, even if only for the sheer amusement when people meet him for the first time and realised that he not a little green man, (noticed how I didn't take out the whore bit tho..... he's still that! lol

) but a much lager one, sort of a giant leprechaun..........
Anyway, back to MikeC, and what can only be phrased, MikeC'isms (TM) my god boy, you don't need a shovel to dig that hole, you're mouth does it for you everytime you open it! :lol:
Ps be very grateful it wasn't me with that crop, you definately would have said thank you after every stroke! :twisted:

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11 Oct 2005

OH AND JUST INCASE ANYONE MISSED IT.......................................
MIKEC'S MUM TAKES HIS SH PHOTO'S!!!!!!!
ps - sorry for shouting, but it needed to be said and loudly!

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11 Oct 2005

Well reporting live from the Mistress's dungeon, ahem, excuse me, apartment! with Gem, MikeC, Lancy, Blonde, Steveg oh and me in attendance! :shock:
Well MikeC was shown some real northern hospitality and we broke him in gently into our northern circle :twisted:
Well what can I say, the shorts are baggier than ever, seeing him suspended by them was a site worth seeing lol

, first time I've had a man over my knee and I've been laughing too hard to do anything! rolleyes

We told him not to take on us northern girls, but no he had to try! He lost! :twisted:
Anyway too much alcohol to report fully now and an apartment full of guests to entertain, and the most shocking thing of all we are now drinking coffee!
In edit, qoute of the evening from Lancy......... "we weren't so gentle with his southern circle" :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well done that man!

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10 Oct 2005

We'll have a baileys waiting for you at promt!
Don't work too hard, see you later!

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10 Oct 2005

Shameless bump!
Anyone who can pick Jo up please let her know, would be great if she could make it!
Its nearly time! :bounce:

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10 Oct 2005

And he was wearing clothes! That was a first! lol

Sorry, mini hijack over!

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10 Oct 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posts like these and the rsponses always make me laugh sooo much! lol

You lot are so sarcastic, but they do deserve the responses!

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10 Oct 2005

lol tatty, but the rain is cold, much nice when its a warm rain and the ground isn't freezing! Ok I am a wuss, don't like discomfort!

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10 Oct 2005

Can I come too please? Thanks hun kiss

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10 Oct 2005

Sunny and fairly warm here too, which definately makes a change!
Marms, sex on lawn in rain in summer.....mmmmmm good, in autumn/winer no thanks, its feezing!

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10 Oct 2005

Yep freely admit to the bias! lol

Its my social and I'll be biased if I want to! :lol:
Yes it a sexy new stadium, particularly when its all lit up and shiny at night.

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10 Oct 2005

I agree with angel, as another single bi fem, the mount of messages that are just plain fecking rude is astounding.
I much prefer people that I have met before or have some sort of interaction with, in chat, on forums, at socials and munches etc, for me sex is better and more comfotable with people I have have knowledge of and know that I like them.

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10 Oct 2005

Keep the united top at home and we'll get along just fine! Now anyone wanting to wear a sexy blue shirt with the letter mcf and c on it, on the otherhand .....mmmm feel free!

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10 Oct 2005

No advice to give I'm afarid, but just wanted to give you a :therethere: and kiss

and hope you feel better soon.

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10 Oct 2005

Grrrrrrr at lancy, did I just say you could come along tonight......... I will uninvite you! lol

Nope I mean one of the loves of my life, Man City!
I'll see you later, as long as you behve yourself! wink

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10 Oct 2005

Anyone want hotel details etc pm me, I may be able to accomodate a few, upon negotiation with housemate.
Do I need to put my name down... lol

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10 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Sorry Mike, Sassy, etc., but I won't be able to make it over to Manchester tonight. There'll be another night soon I hope.
Have a good time.

Awww shame you can't make it hun, see you again soon.

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10 Oct 2005

Bring it on! lol

Remember the Mistress bit tho, be warned....... I can slap hard! :twisted:
Ohhhh off to entertain thoughts of girly mud wrestling, hhhhhmmmmmm

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10 Oct 2005

Stop hijacking my thread with all that talk of THAT team! Jackie, I am ashamed of you, there's not many Mancs that wear and support them! Most of them come from down south, or finland or somewhere don't they!
Anyway, no more talk of THEM! Now if you move acros the city a few miles, theres a team with beautiful new stadium and a sexy blue kit......mmmmmm
Hmmmm, wonder who I support!

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10 Oct 2005

Errrr Bluexxx, we seem to have hijacked your thread! lol

Thats another successful hijack! :twisted:

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10 Oct 2005

Anyone misbehaving will feel my hand never mind a crop! You will all behave, remember I have to live and work in this area when you all go home, and well although I do have a certain reputation, it does not need enhancing!
So be warned, anyone misbehaving.........

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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9 Oct 2005

A big thanks to Sean for organising a fabulous night! kiss

Glad you finally got to relax and have a drink, hope the hangover wasn't too bad!
Tanina - you wicked, wicked woman, those nails are wicked! wink

But I liked 'em! Oh, the boots were fab too. lol

Ice Pie, I am afraid I have to concur with Kaz, you do kiss like a girl, but a very pleasant kiss it was too :lol: and I too remember the other kiss, Kaz bribery is a wonderful thing :twisted:
Kaz - wow that dress, when are we going shopping, and don't forget you're promise to hold my hand when I get a new piercing :shock:
Nesexy - was great to meet you both, glad you hd a good night, I look forward to seeing you again at many more munches to come.
To my travel companions and roomies, mwah :kiss: it was great and to all the rest of you, it was great to meet you or see you again.

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