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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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August ....... October they look the same don't they.......... err , errrmm
I was obviously tired and overworked when I last posted.......ok I'll get my coat and stop the excuses.......... I am just dizzy! (and off to hang my head in shame)
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kiss mwah! Nice to see back online hun!
Not offering to model for you tho, I definately couldn't sit still for twenty minutes, particularly if you wanted my mouth to be still too! I talk far too much!
Working on night off already but not having much luck! Oh well will be there for some of the night anyway, if not all.
Sad news. I'm very cynical about politicians having met and dealt with far too many of them, I find most self absorbed and lacking in principles.
The political world and indeed the Labour Party have lost someone with principle and and the courage to stand by his convictions. A definate loss.
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Drinkies for 5 days :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
My diary is a work and I'm not, so I don't know if I have anything already on, but if nothing, organising a social drinkes / mini munchie type thingy could easily be possible with a few of the Manchester A-Team. Would you be up for that MikeC?

Lieutenant Sassy reporting for duty Commander Blue. Please comfirm the mission and me and Captain Judy will get straight onto it! lol
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Most amusing!
Ps - Thank you for my trollop status. Signature duly added!
Woo hoo, roll on more partying! And don't worry babe, I'll always be there to hold you'e hair back while you're being sick and then walk (drag) you home afterwards!
ps..... does this mean i get to an trollop now! Can I be Northern Trollop? and an honorary southern one when the occasion warrants?
I voted No! See how nice I am to you hun!
As a first hand witness I don't need to see the video anyway! lol
Oh and I can confirm there was no carrot! It really was just water, and casued by that dodgy drink she got from the bar!
Hmm, ask for vodka and get whisky! It was that last dodgy drink that did it, we were both fine till then! That said, I managed to just swallow mine and half of hers too without tasting! Well wouldn't want the alcohol going to waste now would we!
Lep don't be a meany! Keep it for you're own amusement instead and for future blackmail potential! :twisted: (See i'm not that nice! lol )
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It's never entered my head to go to a strip club... ... people take the clothes off... wooo hooo confused confused confused confused .......... and ..... ?????????? confused confused confused confused Nah, sorry, don't get it............
It's also never entered my head to go to a gay bar...........................
One of the above statements is a lie, which one??? lol lol lol lol

I know, I know!
Never been to a strip bar, over priced and whats the fun in looking if you can't touch later!
Work in a gay bar so spend far too much time in them! Love them!
Hi Vicky hun,
Can you put me on your list for this one too please. A party so close to home, far too good to miss!
Well it's not strictly true that aids is not rampaging, although AIDS itself is often kept at bay and under control by modern drug treatments, HIV is spreading quickly and more so in the heterosexual community now than in Gay community.
Anway, it's simple really, I don't see anyone of the risks as being more of a risk than the others personally. Its about taking precautions while still living your life fully.
I don't smoke as I know it can kill you, I drink in moderation, well most of the time, I eat a varied diet, sometimes junk and somethimes healthy but i get what I need, I look when I cross the road to avoid being hit by a car and I practice safe sex. As I said, simple really.
The doormen at work call my breasts Emily and Gertrude! No is=dea why, I think they're all mad!
I follow my instincts most of the time, and I'm very rarely wrong. When I sit and ponder for ages and umm and ahhh it's far more likely to end up a mess than when I just go with how I feel / what I feel is right.
Blonde hun, now you've done it, gone and offended someone! lol
I am still a few years off 30! Nothing wrong with being 30, I hasten to add, just that I'm not, yet, and you've spent an evening with me! And Judy, she's only 21! :shock:
Well the manipulation and just a touch of charm have paid off! I have the whole of saturday night off!
Woo hoo ........... time to party!!
I may also have to work, but will be be around either before or after work, hopefully. I'm in work tomorrow night so will bat my eyes at the boss and remind him why he loves me, and that I'm covering friday night for him........oh and it was shift swap for Saturday wasn't it........ and hopefully I'll get the whole night off.
Devious........ manipulative.......... me! Oh you guys know me so well!
No problems huns, you're all welcome anytime!
Thanks to you guys for a fabulous night out, I really had a ball too, Blonde it was great to finally meet you hun and steve, good to see you again too! And Alison too, my long lost sister! biggrin Luckily you all escaped early enough to avoid an ever so slighty tipsy Judy, I don't think the plant in my foyer will ever be the same :shock:
Blue now we really must remember that too many JD's lead to a JD (Judy Drunk!)
Glad you liked the matress, by the way, and don't worry, you're welcome to my milk anytime huns, and that situation was sorted by waking him up with a cuppa and a bacon sandwich!
Looking forward to the next time!
Hi Scandal
Can I be put down on your list as a provisional please (depends o getting night off)
If I can make it, I can probably give lifts from Manchester (Jo and anyone else who needs it)