Ooooo no gag for me then.
See that's because I'm such a quiet and well behaved young lady......lol.......just don't let me near the vodka!!
Oh I'm bringing the earplugs too cos sugs says paula's really loud and we'll need them! pmsl
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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Mwah Rache darling, I'm happy for you babe!
Welcome Peaches, to the mad house that is SH, sounds like you'll fit right in, just like the rest of us crazy bunch.
Welcome Peaches, to the mad house that is SH, sounds like you'll fit right in, just like the rest of us crazy bunch.
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Can I also have a list of local hotels please, not too far away so I can stagger back, in case no kind person offers to hold me up! 
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Well I guess I'm a little older than you at 26, but to be honest I don't think that age is necessarily the issue, as opposed to maturity and having though about your life and life style choices.
I think, i'm probably wrong...... that I am more mature and aware of my sexuality and what I want to be doing and with who, than many people who are older than me, be they 30, 40 or 50, I also know 19 year olds who are even more sorted than I am.
What I'm saying is that I think it depends on the person / persons and their experiences and personal maturity, rather than just their age, although I think that it is the case that people in their 30's and older are more likely to be in stable relationships where they are happy and secure, and have made choices about their lifestyle and have developed the love and trust neccessary to fufill that lifestyle choice.
I think, i'm probably wrong...... that I am more mature and aware of my sexuality and what I want to be doing and with who, than many people who are older than me, be they 30, 40 or 50, I also know 19 year olds who are even more sorted than I am.
What I'm saying is that I think it depends on the person / persons and their experiences and personal maturity, rather than just their age, although I think that it is the case that people in their 30's and older are more likely to be in stable relationships where they are happy and secure, and have made choices about their lifestyle and have developed the love and trust neccessary to fufill that lifestyle choice.
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Hi can I provisionally put my name down, work permitting, a nice weekend away from the city would be nice.
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Woo hoo! It's confirmed! I got the night off!
Yay, it's nearly paarrtty time!
See you all later x
Yay, it's nearly paarrtty time!
See you all later x
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Woo hoo another night out!
Me too please, have already begun trying to wheedle my way out of work, if not will come before work.
Me too please, have already begun trying to wheedle my way out of work, if not will come before work.
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Sound like a plan babe, make sure you pick me up somethimg nice, and of course in black, silk or lace are fine, or satin at a push. Oh and a nice new pair of killer heels too, just to finish the outfit.
And then you can invite you're old mate sassy to dinner too, all on expenses (his) of course. That may teach him some manners, and well if not, I think we may just be able to do that in other ways, don't you hun? :twisted:
And then you can invite you're old mate sassy to dinner too, all on expenses (his) of course. That may teach him some manners, and well if not, I think we may just be able to do that in other ways, don't you hun? :twisted:
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Judy make him take you to Harvey Nicks darling! He can pay for lunch and new lingerie, and the pink champagne is devine by the way!
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Wow what a really hard question, but one that made me think loads about stuff I normally try to forget.
I think for me, my happiest and saddest memories are rolled up into one.
I had a really difficult childhood, a history of domestic violence, alcoholism and poverty, so as soon as I was 18 I left home and never really looked back.
I maintained contact with my family but on my terms, and would only meet them in social situations, never went to the house and often met my parents separately, even though they were still living together with my brothers. Then about 3 years ago my parents split up and my mum came to rely very heavily on me as she had never had to really deal with life before, my dad always had for her, and she was totally unable to cope.
During this period I actually spent more time with her than I ever growing up and did things that we had never done, really simple things like going out to dinner with her and my brother, going shopping at the xmas market, going shopping for things for her house, all very simple everyday things that for soo many years I don't have any memories of ever doing.
Then in October 2003, my mum went into hospital for a test, anmd was diagnosed with terminal cancer of the throat, she spent 5 months in hospital but despite all the odds she kept pulling back from death. She was always insistant that she wanted to go home, and at the end of January there was nothing left the hopsital could do for her, she had to be allowed her wishes, which were to go home.
I was against this and was angry and upset with her, worried about giving up my job to take care of her, which I couldn't afford to do, and generally panicking about how she would live at home, unable to speak (she had a hole in her throat) and being feb by a stomache tube, and with the possibility of choking or indeed dying at any moment.
Despite all this she maintained that she wanted to go home and so she did, living happily and independently with help from myself, a friend and nurses until she died in June last year.
Although this is incredibly sad for me, it also my happiest memories, as I finally got to do things with my mother, that had I not given her a second chance and beenable to forgive the past, I never would have experienced, and would be living bitte, cynical and angry Like I was before. It also, for the first time in my life, allowed me to see my mother as an inspirational, strong and brave woman. I saw her cry once in all that time and that was for me and my brothers and not for herself, and at the hopsital when they told her there was no hope for her and that she had possibly only weeks to live, her first words were, will you be ok? I had waited my whole life to hear that from her, and believe me, it was worth the wait.
I know have bittersweet memories of this period, calling her and there being no answer, rushing to see her and finding that she'd gone to the pub with her friends regardless one evening, xmas day when she was stealing the turkey off my plate despite the fact she wasn't meant to have solids and her showing my certificates from work round the nurses at the hospital, she'd never said she was proud of me before. Right up to the moment she died, my mother was source of humour, inspiration and strength to me, I will be forever grateful that I had the opportunity to experience this, reconcile my past and live for the future.
Anyway, enough of my sad and happy story, just wanted others who have had difficult times/pasts to know that it's never too late for things to change and that often it takes a difficult time, a crisis an exceptional time to bring out the inner strength of people, and that we should never forget that. Also try to reconcile yourself with who are family and friends are, we will be much happier then, and also to appreciate the good times we have had, and remember them, because it's all to easy to fgorget them in bitterness and anger, and then it may be too late. It's true that we never really know or appreciate what we have until it's gone, and I will cout myself lucky for the rest of my life that I had the opprtunity to find out.
I think for me, my happiest and saddest memories are rolled up into one.
I had a really difficult childhood, a history of domestic violence, alcoholism and poverty, so as soon as I was 18 I left home and never really looked back.
I maintained contact with my family but on my terms, and would only meet them in social situations, never went to the house and often met my parents separately, even though they were still living together with my brothers. Then about 3 years ago my parents split up and my mum came to rely very heavily on me as she had never had to really deal with life before, my dad always had for her, and she was totally unable to cope.
During this period I actually spent more time with her than I ever growing up and did things that we had never done, really simple things like going out to dinner with her and my brother, going shopping at the xmas market, going shopping for things for her house, all very simple everyday things that for soo many years I don't have any memories of ever doing.
Then in October 2003, my mum went into hospital for a test, anmd was diagnosed with terminal cancer of the throat, she spent 5 months in hospital but despite all the odds she kept pulling back from death. She was always insistant that she wanted to go home, and at the end of January there was nothing left the hopsital could do for her, she had to be allowed her wishes, which were to go home.
I was against this and was angry and upset with her, worried about giving up my job to take care of her, which I couldn't afford to do, and generally panicking about how she would live at home, unable to speak (she had a hole in her throat) and being feb by a stomache tube, and with the possibility of choking or indeed dying at any moment.
Despite all this she maintained that she wanted to go home and so she did, living happily and independently with help from myself, a friend and nurses until she died in June last year.
Although this is incredibly sad for me, it also my happiest memories, as I finally got to do things with my mother, that had I not given her a second chance and beenable to forgive the past, I never would have experienced, and would be living bitte, cynical and angry Like I was before. It also, for the first time in my life, allowed me to see my mother as an inspirational, strong and brave woman. I saw her cry once in all that time and that was for me and my brothers and not for herself, and at the hopsital when they told her there was no hope for her and that she had possibly only weeks to live, her first words were, will you be ok? I had waited my whole life to hear that from her, and believe me, it was worth the wait.
I know have bittersweet memories of this period, calling her and there being no answer, rushing to see her and finding that she'd gone to the pub with her friends regardless one evening, xmas day when she was stealing the turkey off my plate despite the fact she wasn't meant to have solids and her showing my certificates from work round the nurses at the hospital, she'd never said she was proud of me before. Right up to the moment she died, my mother was source of humour, inspiration and strength to me, I will be forever grateful that I had the opportunity to experience this, reconcile my past and live for the future.
Anyway, enough of my sad and happy story, just wanted others who have had difficult times/pasts to know that it's never too late for things to change and that often it takes a difficult time, a crisis an exceptional time to bring out the inner strength of people, and that we should never forget that. Also try to reconcile yourself with who are family and friends are, we will be much happier then, and also to appreciate the good times we have had, and remember them, because it's all to easy to fgorget them in bitterness and anger, and then it may be too late. It's true that we never really know or appreciate what we have until it's gone, and I will cout myself lucky for the rest of my life that I had the opprtunity to find out.
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YES, YES, YES I definately would!
I love Madonna, have done since I was a child and still do now, she is my all time favourite artist.
Acting. well ok she's had some bad ones, but Evita was absolutely fantastic, she should stick to musicals where she can combine singing with acting.
Also saw her at Earl's Court and it was worth the money, the best concert I've ever been too.
Also she is one very sexy lady and the bitch image only makes her more so for me.
Yes, as you can guess I have a small Madonna obsession, and the idea of her and Christina together......oh wow I'm in heaven!
I love Madonna, have done since I was a child and still do now, she is my all time favourite artist.
Acting. well ok she's had some bad ones, but Evita was absolutely fantastic, she should stick to musicals where she can combine singing with acting.
Also saw her at Earl's Court and it was worth the money, the best concert I've ever been too.
Also she is one very sexy lady and the bitch image only makes her more so for me.
Yes, as you can guess I have a small Madonna obsession, and the idea of her and Christina together......oh wow I'm in heaven!
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Good that's the plan for when we get in!
Right now where's the chairman? what's the next plan?
Right now where's the chairman? what's the next plan?
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you took control from inside hun, but will have to move over when I enter the house to break out the housemates.
I will rule the dungeon with a rod of iron and disobedience will not be tolerated.
Resistance will be futile, do not defy me, you may however join with me and we can rule it together.
Anyway, on with escape plans......who cares if they want to escape, we have to break em out so that we can all share in the fun!
I will rule the dungeon with a rod of iron
and disobedience will not be tolerated.Resistance will be futile, do not defy me, you may however join with me and we can rule it together.
Anyway, on with escape plans......who cares if they want to escape, we have to break em out so that we can all share in the fun!
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I'm with red on this one.
Used to use frizz ease, expensive with shampoo, conditioner and serum costing about £15 but was worth it, however have swapped to umberto gianni at ther moment cos the shpae of the bottles amuse me so much and i'm sure they will be re-usable when empty! :twisted:
Used to use frizz ease, expensive with shampoo, conditioner and serum costing about £15 but was worth it, however have swapped to umberto gianni at ther moment cos the shpae of the bottles amuse me so much and i'm sure they will be re-usable when empty! :twisted:
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Mistress_Sassy reporting for duty, fellow freedom fighters.
Can I sugeest we go and force then out by sheer strenght, if we manage to get eevryone to stick together we can overthrow big brother, free the housemates and all get to share the facilities in the house. (the dungeon's mine tho!)
Yes my friends, it is revolution I speak of! A serious and potentially dangerous road we may have to follow, but we must free our fellow sh'ers by any means neccessary.
Vive la revolution!
Can I sugeest we go and force then out by sheer strenght, if we manage to get eevryone to stick together we can overthrow big brother, free the housemates and all get to share the facilities in the house. (the dungeon's mine tho!)
Yes my friends, it is revolution I speak of! A serious and potentially dangerous road we may have to follow, but we must free our fellow sh'ers by any means neccessary.
Vive la revolution!
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Working, working, working, working! 4am licenses every night and 2 bloody all-nighters on Sat and Sun!
To all those of you who are off work and having fun......enjoy yourselves! (oh how it hurt to say that!)
To all those of you who are off work and having fun......enjoy yourselves! (oh how it hurt to say that!)
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I will driving from blackpool back to manchester after slappers night out so anyone needing a lift give me a shout.
Woo hoo, two events in two days! Hope will I cope with the excitement!
Woo hoo, two events in two days! Hope will I cope with the excitement!
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Me too please, I've already started working on getting the night off work.
Woo hoo, another social, right have to decide what outfit to almost wear this time!
Woo hoo, another social, right have to decide what outfit to almost wear this time!
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Ok here go's, are you ready for the list.....
There's the newest lesbian/bi girly bar/club, it's called Babystorm, and is apparently free entry before 11pm
there's also, G Bar, Curzon Club, Addiction (has a women's night on thursdays i think - Fussy Pussy by Vanilla bar from Manchester), and Superstar Boudoir. There are others but I think they are very male dominated.
Try searching on-line and you'll get a bigger list and details of specific nights.
I've been to all but one of the above and the Lisbon and Garlands and all had a mix of men and women in them. Not been to babystorm yest, but it's got good reviews so far.
Wherever you go, have fun!
There's the newest lesbian/bi girly bar/club, it's called Babystorm, and is apparently free entry before 11pm
there's also, G Bar, Curzon Club, Addiction (has a women's night on thursdays i think - Fussy Pussy by Vanilla bar from Manchester), and Superstar Boudoir. There are others but I think they are very male dominated.
Try searching on-line and you'll get a bigger list and details of specific nights.
I've been to all but one of the above and the Lisbon and Garlands and all had a mix of men and women in them. Not been to babystorm yest, but it's got good reviews so far.
Wherever you go, have fun!
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Definately a Domme, ok, well I have occassionaly been ever so slightly submissive too but only on rare occassions, and not enough to count as having sub tendancies.
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Do I not get special leave as one of the teachers............ 
Oh well it was nice try, off to fill in official SH leave form
Oh well it was nice try, off to fill in official SH leave form
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Unfortunately I can no longer make this event.
My mates have booked a last minute holiday, so I'll be in Spain instead, sunning myself, and as much as I'd like to be there, unfortunately sun ,sea and sand are calling!
I'll be thinking of you all tho on the Saturday!
Hope you all have a good time, and rememberthis teacher may not be there, but anyone misbehaving will still eigible for suitable punishment after the event! You'll all be in private detention for weeks! :twisted:
My mates have booked a last minute holiday, so I'll be in Spain instead, sunning myself, and as much as I'd like to be there, unfortunately sun ,sea and sand are calling!
I'll be thinking of you all tho on the Saturday!
Hope you all have a good time, and rememberthis teacher may not be there, but anyone misbehaving will still eigible for suitable punishment after the event! You'll all be in private detention for weeks! :twisted:
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I have on thing to say about last night...........
SHOW US YOUR LOG!
Anyway............ It was great to see all of again that I know and nice to meet the new poeple too, I had a fab night, thanks again for organising it Blue.
SHOW US YOUR LOG!
Anyway............ It was great to see all of again that I know and nice to meet the new poeple too, I had a fab night, thanks again for organising it Blue.
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Is that the one from the musical, Chess, sung by Elaine Piage and Barbara Dickson?
Oh no, guess what..... I really like that song too! I sang it for an audition for college once!
I'm now thinking that I have really bad taste in music! I haven't, i haven't, and I went to Kylie this week and she was wonderful!
Oh no, guess what..... I really like that song too! I sang it for an audition for college once!
I'm now thinking that I have really bad taste in music! I haven't, i haven't, and I went to Kylie this week and she was wonderful!
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Rights there's definately a thief about, my shares been taken too!
Anyone want to share theirs with me?
Anyone want to share theirs with me?
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:laughabove: 
Yes sort of what I was thinking, rain and mud and the washing pile! My dirty thoughts for today!
Yes sort of what I was thinking, rain and mud and the washing pile! My dirty thoughts for today!
Sex God
Why don't you sit down with your boss and ask him/her what they're after with this, what angle they want, any ideas they'd like to see you incorporate into your design.
Depending on your boss (they may just be horrible), he/she will hopefully give you an idea of what they're after and by asking for their input your massaging their ego a bit!
Depending on your boss (they may just be horrible), he/she will hopefully give you an idea of what they're after and by asking for their input your massaging their ego a bit!
