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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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lol not a bad idea but do you know how many pubs there are in Manchester!
I'd be carting round a tour bus, never mind a suitcase! (Oh no that's Judy now, not me!)
innocent innocent innocent
Runs away and hides be Judy gets her!
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Well only if you ask very nicely........
Oh ok then.....
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Right that will have to keep you going for a while! Anyone else feel free to take over........
hmmm not volunteering for the bat thing, or I really would be going mad, but I meant mad in terms of the evil laugh thing! redface redface redface
Hmmm I'll just shut up and quit while I'm not too far behind.......... innocent
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Woo hoo one day to go, now just have to decide what to wear...... that ever present dilemma glamour or comfort, style or substance, to be a tart or not!
Decisions, decisions....... Judy helpppppp!
Mwah Rache, see you tomorrow hun!
So do I get Ms Ocky all to myself.....woo hoo! I don't have to share with Rache!
Hahahaha mIne, all mine! (In evil mad doctor/villain voice)
Hmmm, I'm thinking day off, afternoon boredom has finally driven me mad!
Voted for Peter Kay too, although I prefer others such as Eddie Izzard, and my favourite is political comedians, such as Mark Thomas.
Had to vote for Peter Kay tho, as I managed ticket sales for one of the venues for his first UK tour. It was horrendously busy and we sold out all the nights in a few days (this was before all his tv stuff too....and most staff had never heard of him). He then phoned through to the box office to thanks the staff personally for all their hard work! The only time that ever happened while working in that industry...so he gets my vote for beinga nice guy and funny!
On the other hand.....Steve Coogan (who isn't on the list) while being funny as Alan Partridge etc, is one of the rudest people I ever worked with in the industry!
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Everybody Hurts by REM..... yeah, everybdoy does but jeeez that song depresses me confused

I really like this song, and most other REM stuff too! I listened to this a lot when I was going through a bad time but I didn't find it depressing!
I don't tend to find music depressing unless a particular song or some lyrics remind me of something in my life. .... well uless it a funeral dirge!
and I like Sinead O Connor too!
Hmmm i think I'm about too lose my pop princess reputation!
Hello and welcome to SH.
Hope you have lots of fun here.
Mines a tea with milk and two sugars thanks. lol
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water dunno

I'm still laughing at this, as it was my first response too! Guess everyone else missed it.
I like men wearing balck, gives them a sense of danger and mystery (well some of them anyway!) and men in a tux is a wow nearly every time. I never met anyone who didn't look good in a tux.
For women i think that either top or bottom half on show but not both works. You either show cleavage or your legs and ass but not both. Leaves something to the imagination.
That said I'm sure there are times when I've left nothing to the imagination, but that's a different story..... redface
Performer, and it was right about the sports, I have played on football, basketball and water polo teams at some point in my life.
Well went to Anastacia a few weeks ago and she was fabulous, and she sings live!
Being the little pop princess I really secretly am (but shhh, don't tell anyone, it'll ruin my tough bitch image!) I am going to KYLIE on sunday! Hurray, I can't wait for sunday! I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky.........................
For me, my biggest fear or regret would be that I had lived and not made a difference, which is why I do the job I do, why I am involved in so many campaigns and why no matter what I need to drop, I am and will always there for my friends and family when they need me. To me, the world can be a pretty awful place, so instead of moaning about it, I will spend my life trying to change it in whatever ways I can, in the hope that when I am long gone this may be a better place for thsoe I've left behind.
That said, the world is also a wonderful place, I often take joy just driving to work and the sun is shining, waking and hearing birds singing, the laughter of children playing, the hours spent chatting nonsense with friends, and watching liitle acts of kindness that re-confirm my faith in humanity.
As long as you live your life the way you want to, the expectations you meet are your own and no one elses, that you live your life for you first and foremost then your on the right track.
Go to work to live, don't live to work, (even if you love your job, as I do mine), dare to dream and have the courage to follow those dreams, try new things, go to new places and meet new 't be angry with friends and family lif is far too short, don't be afraid to love or one day you'll lose it and find out to late what you've lost, and above all smile, it not only makes you feel better but all those around you too.
Anyway, enough of my philosophy.....I'm off back to the rat race, well trying to make it better anyway!
Hmmm this just doesn't turn me on at all, but that's probably because it was job for few weeks in college when I needed some quick cash for a holiday.
I used to go home and laugh every night about the cals I had and the outrageous things I got to make up! Yes I am 5'10, blonde and a size 8 with 42dd cleavage, yes honestly! (I am Jordan! lol ) And I'm all yours....... wow and people used to pay to hear it! confused
Now I'm a little older and a lot less shallow, I tend to be attracted to personality a lot more, people who make me laugh, who can hold a conversation etc.
Generally, I like dark hair and tall people, but then I'm only 5'3 so it's really not hard to be taller than me! Also prefer people who are older than me, as I did younger men when I was younger.
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So we had to come up with a buzz word for this, so we came up with 'Socially Gay'

Or could have used another buzz word - metrosexual, straight men who look and act gay, and even on occassion fool some gay boys 'gaydar' !
Can I come to please? I'm even trying to wangle the night off work so I don't have dissapear like Cinderella at 10pm (yes i know it was midnight in the fairytale!)
Note to self and others.........NO VODKA!
There's a girly (lesbian/bi) club in London, which has female erotic dancers / pole dancers / strip show.
Meant to be a bit different in that it's by women for women, but never been so don't know how good it is.
Well apparently, under the rules of the Catholic church, any catholic man can be elected as pope, so were standing my gay mate Daniel, he's a good Irish catholic boy, and he's promised to make all his mates and me included, cardinals!
Hurray!
If he's successful, then you'll all have to kiss my ring and call me your eminence! :twisted: