Sex God
Normally prefer books to film versions, like to use my very active imagination and make my own interpretation, but some thngs are still just wonderful on film too. Lord of the Rings and The Green Mile being two good examples.
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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
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Sex God
I noticed Judy, but as I am crap at responding to text messages, I don't mind when other's don't reply!
Were you impressed with my spy network by the way! See I know everything that go's on!
Were you impressed with my spy network by the way! See I know everything that go's on!
Sex God
:welcome: to a fellow Salfordian! (Or whatever the term is!)
Have fun and remember, this place is addictive!
Have fun and remember, this place is addictive!
Sex God
Ok, so completely against the grain of the rest of the thread, but.....
I would be completely, utterly,absolutely, devastatingly lost without my mobile! (do prefer talking to text though!)
I would be completely, utterly,absolutely, devastatingly lost without my mobile! (do prefer talking to text though!)
Sex God
Did someone hit you on the head Wishy? I think you need to take Sarah's suggestion and go lie down for a bit!
Why don't you try cornflakes in future, no butter, no sides, maybe an easier decision for you.........
Why don't you try cornflakes in future, no butter, no sides, maybe an easier decision for you.........
Sex God
at genherts picture!With regards to number plates, my boss's is bi moo! Hmmm says it all!
Sex God
Another Man City fan here! Guess you deserved it to make up for Saturday!
Sex God
Awww Judy, what a lovely post! 
Warmer weather, mmmm drinks in the sun, days off, and everyone wearing far less clothing! :twisted:
Hurray, I can throw out all the jumpers and thermal underwear and buy a new warmer weather wardrobe! Right, who's coming shoppping!
Warmer weather, mmmm drinks in the sun, days off, and everyone wearing far less clothing! :twisted:
Hurray, I can throw out all the jumpers and thermal underwear and buy a new warmer weather wardrobe! Right, who's coming shoppping!
Sex God
Ooooohh count me in too!
But do not let me near the vodka this time!
But do not let me near the vodka this time!
Sex God
Hmmmmm Gem, I'm maintaining a dignified silence! (....unlike last night.......apparently!)
I say it again. No more vodka, never, ever again!
I say it again. No more vodka, never, ever again!
Sex God
@ Mrs Genherts comments!
Remember all uniforms will have to be inspected and pass muster! Anyone not up to standard will be put in detention, so be warned!
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(Hijack alert....)
Oh Rache, no not Britney! Christina is sooo much nicer and seems a whole lot dirtier, give me her anyday! (Oh and Kylie or Madonna!)
Oh Rache, no not Britney! Christina is sooo much nicer and seems a whole lot dirtier, give me her anyday! (Oh and Kylie or Madonna!)
Sex God
hmmmm, well other than last night on the slappers night out, where far too much vodka was consumed by me...... (I didn't fall over or do anything embarassing tho.......I hope......)
has to be a few years ago at the birthday party of the club I work for. It was £10 entry and free drinks all night, except I managed to wangle the night off, not pay to get in and get drunker than I have been in my life! Approximately 10 black russians (vodka and tia maria with coke) later...(i had lost count by then) I managed to stumble to a sofa and sit on it for the rest of the night waiting for the club to close so I could get a lift home.
I spent all of the next day in bed, and was sent home from work ill on the folllowing day too! (Still didn't throw up or fall down, so wouldn't like to guess how much I'd have to drink to get to that stage!........must be my irish genes)
Good job I only drink a handful of times during the year!
has to be a few years ago at the birthday party of the club I work for. It was £10 entry and free drinks all night, except I managed to wangle the night off, not pay to get in and get drunker than I have been in my life! Approximately 10 black russians (vodka and tia maria with coke) later...(i had lost count by then) I managed to stumble to a sofa and sit on it for the rest of the night waiting for the club to close so I could get a lift home.
I spent all of the next day in bed, and was sent home from work ill on the folllowing day too! (Still didn't throw up or fall down, so wouldn't like to guess how much I'd have to drink to get to that stage!........must be my irish genes)
Good job I only drink a handful of times during the year!
Sex God
Lol Blue, maybe he was so interesed by the boots and toys he was thinking about coming back to 'engage your services' lol!
Well at least they'll remember the house and you!
Well at least they'll remember the house and you!
Sex God
Aww we missed you Gem, I needed you to help me keep Rachel and Judy in line!
Hope things get better for you soon hun.
Rachel.......when I was asleep..... what did I miss.......couldn't have been that great if I slept through it............. lol
Thank you all for a fabulous night, although you all are evil slappers who let me drink too much vodka! Repeat after me......no more vodka, no more vodka, no more vodka! lol
Looking forward to the next night out already!
Hope things get better for you soon hun.
Rachel.......when I was asleep..... what did I miss.......couldn't have been that great if I slept through it............. lol
Thank you all for a fabulous night, although you all are evil slappers who let me drink too much vodka! Repeat after me......no more vodka, no more vodka, no more vodka! lol
Looking forward to the next night out already!
Sex God
Hmmm, you're kinky and hangig out with the wrong people!
Having vodka hazed memories of this discussion, never drinking again!
No more vodka, o more vodka, no more vodka! And you evil slappers I was out with.......why did you let me drink soooo much vodka! Never, ever again!
Sex God
Hmmmmm
Well personally I'm a little partial to a bit of girl on girl, or boy on girl, or boy on girl on girl, or .......... anyway, enough of my fantasy moment and back to work!
Generally, this is meant to be one of mens top fantasies isn't it, not sure if it is, what do you guysout there think? I know from when I've been in relationships with women that most (straight) men I know and many I don't who have randomly made comments in bars or clubs, seem to be into the idea of two women.
Well personally I'm a little partial to a bit of girl on girl, or boy on girl, or boy on girl on girl, or .......... anyway, enough of my fantasy moment and back to work!
Generally, this is meant to be one of mens top fantasies isn't it, not sure if it is, what do you guysout there think? I know from when I've been in relationships with women that most (straight) men I know and many I don't who have randomly made comments in bars or clubs, seem to be into the idea of two women.
Sex God
Steve - pmsl at description of Sarah!
That is sooo not me! (no matter what you may think or call me) lol
Did you make that up!
That is sooo not me! (no matter what you may think or call me) lol
Did you make that up!
Sex God
oh wow Gem, only you!
Haven't stopped laughing for about 10 mminutes!
Similar to my 'coming out' (as a lesbian/ but actually bisxual) story, in that I was a bit political (ok a lot political) in college/uni and during one particular demostration ended up being filmed and my family seeing it!
I was occupying the stage at the Church of England Synod with Peter Tatchell and various student / gay activists, and they saw it on tv! Oh well, never did do anything quietly!
Haven't stopped laughing for about 10 mminutes!
Similar to my 'coming out' (as a lesbian/ but actually bisxual) story, in that I was a bit political (ok a lot political) in college/uni and during one particular demostration ended up being filmed and my family seeing it!
I was occupying the stage at the Church of England Synod with Peter Tatchell and various student / gay activists, and they saw it on tv! Oh well, never did do anything quietly!
Sex God
Oooohh count me in, I love Amsterdam!
Orpheus, come with us and celebrate your birthday in style!
Orpheus, come with us and celebrate your birthday in style!
Sex God
I know, I know, I know!
Ooohh It feel good to actually know what someone is going on about on here!
.........off to lock up my goldfish..............
Ooohh It feel good to actually know what someone is going on about on here!
.........off to lock up my goldfish..............
Sex God
Intense apparently. :twisted:
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What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
When you want something you go for it, and you don't let go until it's yours.
And when you feel, you feel intensely (surprised?). You have a dramatic streak, no doubt.
If you're in a relationship, you don't take anything lightly. And neither should your lover.
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Hook up with other Intense Kissers to have the experience of a life time. You'll both feel incredible things, both
in your heart and down there! If you are looking for an even more sexual fun, find the nearest Carnal Kisser.
You'll get kissed down there just right.
Stay away from Manic Kissers at all costs. They spread it around a little too much to give you the passion you crave.
And forget about Juicy Kissers as well - they seem a bit too superficial for you.
How Do *You* Kiss?
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<h2>You Are An Intense Kisser !</h2>
Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.
You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss, before getting to anything else on the menu.
And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
When you want something you go for it, and you don't let go until it's yours.
And when you feel, you feel intensely (surprised?). You have a dramatic streak, no doubt.
If you're in a relationship, you don't take anything lightly. And neither should your lover.
Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:
Hook up with other Intense Kissers to have the experience of a life time. You'll both feel incredible things, both
in your heart and down there! If you are looking for an even more sexual fun, find the nearest Carnal Kisser.
You'll get kissed down there just right.
Stay away from Manic Kissers at all costs. They spread it around a little too much to give you the passion you crave.
And forget about Juicy Kissers as well - they seem a bit too superficial for you.
How Do *You* Kiss?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
Sex God
No fair, this is really hard to limit to three, but here go's........
1. Coyote Ugly
2. Too wong Foo and/or Priscilla Queen of the Desert
3. Steel Magnolias
1. Coyote Ugly
2. Too wong Foo and/or Priscilla Queen of the Desert
3. Steel Magnolias
Sex God
You should talk to your boss about why there is a sudden problem with your dress and try to get to the bottom of it. Is your manner of fress actually offensive to others or not reflect the corporate image or brand? However you should also think about the way others dress to the office and in other departments (bearing in mind differences such as contact with clients and customers) and if there is only you who something has been said to then I would certainly raise that as an issue.
It is also appropriate to ask your boss / company to publish formal accepatble guidelines for dress code while at work in order thst no-one else falls foul of a whim on the bosses behalf. They have done this already so check your handbook, contract or workplace guidleines/procedures.
If they do not do this, do not explain why your dress is suddenly a problem and if no others who dress in a similar and/or comparable way are told to change their dress either then you may want to consider raising a formal grievance through your company grievance procedures. Remember if you do this you have the absolute right in law to be accompanied by a trade union official or representative (if your in a union) or fellow employeee (This applys even if the company does not recognise a union for collective bargaining purposes). This same will apply if you do go in your old manner of dress and you end up in a row and ultimately a disciplinary.
All that said, it may just be easier to wear something a little more appropriate, (Once it's been outlined what that constitutes) depending upon what everyone else dresses like and behaves, as sometimes it's more hassle to go down official channels unless you really think that therereally is a fairness issue there.
It is also appropriate to ask your boss / company to publish formal accepatble guidelines for dress code while at work in order thst no-one else falls foul of a whim on the bosses behalf. They have done this already so check your handbook, contract or workplace guidleines/procedures.
If they do not do this, do not explain why your dress is suddenly a problem and if no others who dress in a similar and/or comparable way are told to change their dress either then you may want to consider raising a formal grievance through your company grievance procedures. Remember if you do this you have the absolute right in law to be accompanied by a trade union official or representative (if your in a union) or fellow employeee (This applys even if the company does not recognise a union for collective bargaining purposes). This same will apply if you do go in your old manner of dress and you end up in a row and ultimately a disciplinary.
All that said, it may just be easier to wear something a little more appropriate, (Once it's been outlined what that constitutes) depending upon what everyone else dresses like and behaves, as sometimes it's more hassle to go down official channels unless you really think that therereally is a fairness issue there.
Sex God
I have the answer.......lets have Pope Idol!
We get watch them in action in the Vatican and then theres a public vote each week till were left with just one! And the common man/woman actually gets a choice about who will be their 'god on earth'.
I'm contacting the BBC now to suggest it, watch this space and get ready to vote!
We get watch them in action in the Vatican and then theres a public vote each week till were left with just one! And the common man/woman actually gets a choice about who will be their 'god on earth'.
I'm contacting the BBC now to suggest it, watch this space and get ready to vote!
Sex God
Judy, why do you keep pliers in your make-up bag?
(Ok the rest of you, fess up! What did I miss when I left for work?)
Sex God
Hmmmm how about all three, together at the same time! (Opps, having another fantasy moment! :twisted: )
Ok, well if I have to choose one, then it's got to be be Beeny, she looks like she's been around a bit and knows whats what.
Ok, well if I have to choose one, then it's got to be be Beeny, she looks like she's been around a bit and knows whats what.
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Well it's confirmed, I'm definately goiong to the Erotica Ball on Saturday night, so I may see some of you there. Let me know whos' going, on here or pm.
I'm going to the exhibition on Sunday, LittleGem, I have a ticket for you.
:bounce:
I'm sooo looking forward to the ball on the saturday night!
Have you done the tickets or do I still have to book mine?
Been a dizzy head recently! What are you going to be wearing?
I was thinking of the same outfit I wore to blues last party..... or maybe the nurses dress, although I'd be sweating in pvc, it's gonna get warm!
:bounce:Hey Gem
Sorry I'm dizzy hun! I haven't bought ticket yet, keep forgetting! I'm wearing a pvc outfit, going as the good catholic girlt hat I am! (a nun)
Will arrange to meet and let others know where we will be before hand.
