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mistress_sassy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 48
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Aparrently there is new style of waxing only used on smaller areas, bikini, brazilian, hollywood, underarms, face etc, which is advertised as pain free! (Not sure I believe this!)
I am considering this so will let you know.
The special wax is put on hot and left to harden, in doing so it pulls on the hairs, trapping them and pulling them out. It then just peels off, without actually ripping them out and pulling on the skin. Like I said we'll see, I'll keep you posted! (When I'm brave enough to do it)
Hands up all those who think we should be able to have a local anathestic on the area first.......
hmmm only got 80%, again I must try harder! redface
on adifferent version of this, a much more detailed one i got 90% tho, so that makes me feel slightly better. :twisted:
hmmm, don't be adding things up wrong in my class, or that will be a definate detention for you! Espcially not being able to add up to 69! Thats my favourite!
I'll expect an improvement, or you'll be in trouble!
Mistress_Sassy is off to think of suitable punishments (sorry detentions) for the naughtly class.
hmmm and without causing a big row......... but getting all political..........
Most countries are run by men
Most companies are run by men
Countries fight wars and companies pollute the earth
Hmmm if women were in charge I'm surewe would talk about the problem first not start a fight!
And to finish...........
What do Hiltler, Idi Armin, Pol Pot, George Bush, saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, all have in common........hmmm yep youve got it....they're all men! lol
Runs away to take cover and laugh at repsonses.......... :twisted:
Hmmm I don't actually drink that much, (must be something to do with working in a nightclub, really can't be bothered when you've spent most of you're week sorrounded by the stuff!), but when I do drink I tend to get trashed! :shock:
All time favourite has to be Ameretto and coke, followed by vodka lime and lemonade if there no ameretto. Cannot stand wine or beer, actually makes me ill - the taste generally not overindulging! I am not a lush! (If I keep saying that do you think people will believe me?) rolleyes
Favourite cocktail, very appropriately is a screaming orgasm! Offer one of them and I'm yours...... :twisted:
Right, eyes forward and pay attention at the back! No talking in my class!
That's better, so now I've got your attention, I'm informing you that there' will be another teacher there and this ones new. You never can tell what they'll let you get away with or how strict they'll be, so be warned and behave!
So that's now 62 pupils to 3 teachers, hmmm no problem, bring it on class!
I'm sure we'll all have you behaving yourselves and minding your manners in no time.
Oh,and I get to use my school teacher voice and stare lol !
Ooohh I'd be up for drinks, that is if I'm invited..... lol
I'm working later on that night but woiuld be good to meet up with people before hand
Madonna - wow, she's just amazing. Sexy, confident and you just know she'd be fantastic in bed!
Also Angelina Jolie, mmmmm. Stand in the line the rest of you, she's mine first! lol
Hmmm guess I like bad girls...........
And sure will you not be drinking all day anyway, being the litlle Irish Leprechaun that you are! lol
Where will you find the time for sex?
Have fun and have a guinness for me! I'm working! :cry:
Manchester is definately on over the August Bank holiday weekend.
Following on from the succeessful Europride event tho, Manchester Pride has changed to 10 day festival, (19th - 29th August) with a sports (there's a Pride Games with competitors from around the world) Arts and entertainment, a film festival, conferences and debates, heritage and history events and culminating in the 'big weekend' which is over the bank holiday (26th - 29th), whioch willl include the parade etc.
For more info;
Hate to point out the obvious, but you're not going to get to know people if this is how you post! You're just going to piss them off!
I am relatively new here, yet am known by people on the forums and chatroom and have been invited to munches, because I have got involved, taken part and generally just been myself.
So, why don't you drop the attitude, and actually try and get to know people! Make posts on the forums that actually join in and don't just attack people, without any provocation!
The reason that new people are not always immediately invited to events etc is that you could be anybody, and people neeed to get some idea of who you are and that you are genuine. It's a question of trust.
I was new and got myself known by actually interacting with people. Yes it's dissapointing to be new and not get to everything, but we'll all still be here in a few weeks/months, and they'll be plenty for you to be invited to and get involved in. You have to understand how people may feel, you literally copuld be anybody, such as the press and if people are a little slow to warm to you then hey that's llife! Live with it! You may say you're genuine, but people need to find that out for themselves!
Sorry for the rant, but as a relative new person myself, I have found people here to be nothing but warm and welcoming and have even met new friends, perhaps because i've made an effort.
It's a fluckin terrible morning! (well ok afternoon)
I just got up, have a hangover and feel awful!
Bah humbug to cheerful saturday people!
Well it's confirmed, I'm definately goiong to the Erotica Ball on Saturday night, so I may see some of you there. Let me know whos' going, on here or pm.
I'm going to the exhibition on Sunday, LittleGem, I have a ticket for you.
Just a message to say
Have Fun and Enjoy Yourselves! :twisted:
I'll be thinking of you all while I'm at work :cry:
Ps - Was that 'your ass is mine' for me or Calista, Leprechaun? No-one is touching my ass, let me tell you! Firstly I'm always a good girlso I don't need to be spanked and secondly, if anyone's doing the spanking it will be me! :twisted:
Mrs GenHertsCpl, I've been to the one in Washington, amd handed over the bra too, after getting trashed and dancing on the bar! It was a night to remember.......well the bits I can!
Ooops, can't believe I missed Priscilla Queen of the Desert off my list, and Too WongFoo, the American equivalent with Wesley Snipes and Patrick Swayze in drag! Absolutely fabulous!
okay, not that I;'m an expert but.......
If she's young (under about 25 or some cases 23) then brook advisory nearly always fit you in on the same day and it's free.
Also, you can buy it over the counter at superdrug and various other pharmacies.
Many boots chemists also now provide, you need to book an appointment, these are normally the same or next day and after a consultation with the pharmacist, a few simple questions, they give it you there and then in one or two tablets and it's free!
Ermmm, too many to list, but how about......
Shawshank Redemption (fabulous)
The Green Mile (made me cry)
Erin Brokovich (girl power)
Evita (mmmm Madonna, say no more)
Bound (mmmm lesbians)
Coyote Ugly (water/wet clothing and dancing on the bar scene)
Preaching to the Perverted (The name says it all)
Also (I love the 80's)
Dirty Dancing
The Navigator
Never Ending Story
Ooooo I'm soo jealous! rolleyes
Have a fabulous night people, I'll be thinking of you! :twisted:

hmmm sorry about the colour!
Have just spent the past 2 days writing a presentation for friend who has a job interview tomorrow and had left it till the last minute.
When you say successful partnership, what do you mean? Between who? The government agency and outside users? etc
If you want some help with it then pm me with details and I will see what advice I can give you. I can also help with putting it togoether on powerpoint, it's really easy once you get the hang of it.
I would definately have handouts, bear in mind that presentations should just outline the ideas and you will usually expand on what is one the slides. For my friends interview, I also prepared a report going over the points in greater detail to leave with the panel.
Remember to time yourself anfd be strict, 0 minutes seems like forever when your first planning these things, but goes really quickly.
In my real life I deal with presentations etc all the time and my job is often about partnership or lack thereof, inclusing working practices, implementing joint working and partnership agreements (I'm a trade union official)
Give me a shout if you want me to help in any way.
Good Luck, I'm sure you'll be fantastic.
Just enjoy yourself and I'm sure the punters will do the same.
Erotic - Madonna , or infact the whole Erotica album. Wow, does it every time!
Also, Poison by ???? (don't know who it's by, but they play a dance re-mix in the club I work in and it's fabu;lous) and I have to agree with Black Velvet by Alannah Myles
hmmmmm, about 18 I think, was an all girl orgy. Things only got worse (or better! :twisted: ) from there!
Had a few years break and then got back into the 'swing' of things about 2 months ago with my first ffm, aged 26.
All those wasted years of good behaviour in the middle!