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23 Jun 2005

Hi Equi hun i never knew you had fallen off your horse either ( either that or a certain erm lady knew and did noy tell me poke

poke

) and i am really glad :bounce: you are felling a little better, even though you have two fractures......... must have been where the other brain cell had fallen out blink

blink

........and anyway what are you doing out here on the forums?? smackbottom

smackbottom

get back in the chat room NOW silly

silly

oke:
Hope you are felling better soon :therethere:
Here is another dozen red roses for you huns xxxxx
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Take care love me :silly:

23 Jun 2005

Hello and welcome :welcome:
Pull up nice easy chair, get the pc close to the bed :sleeping: turn off the telephone and i hope you find what you are looking for on here, but if not stay and enjoy yourselves i know i have :giggle:
Oh and most importantly get the beers cold in the fridge :cheers: drinkies

drinkies

22 Jun 2005

Hi there PLC after seeing that poly40 is up for bowling can i put our names forward please? We may not be able to make some things at VERY short notice, but we are up for a good giggle anytime.
Mind you if we do go for a curry..........PLEASE for god's sake show poly40 where the rice is for her curry 1'st, before you show her where the bar is, as she sometimes loses where things are, when it comes to rice and curries. :silly: :crazy:

22 Jun 2005

I used to suffer from hayfever really bad, up until about 3-4 years ago when i went to the docs and asked him for an injection that my mother used to have called " Kenalog ".
It is a steriod injection i think confused

confused

: that i have in about early april-ish that seems to work very well for me, unless, the pollen count is really high like today then i get very lathargic, a slight runny nose and my eyes only itch slightly.
And just one dose seems to work for me unless it carrries on being as high as it is today redface

redface

So maybe that might be a good hayfever cure for you??

22 Jun 2005

Quote by polly40
Best concert
Queen - Its a kind of magic tour @1987 at Maine Road (sorry Mollman)
Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms tour at NEC BHAM
Bruce Springsteen - Newcastle Untied's footy ground
Those were the days when you could actually see the bands!!!!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sorry mollman :twisted: :twisted: you will pay.............. whip

whip

smackbottom

duel

Anyway one of my favourite concerts was the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert at wembley ( flipa

flipa

:2fingers: to Poly40 ) and the other was ELTON JOHN last month at the reebok in bolton......... as i went along expecting E.J. to just sing a few old songs and be average, but what i got ( after LULU had nearly put me to sleep :yawn: ) was at least a good couple of hours of a pure rock and roll LEGEND giving a lot of the newer bands a run for there money.............FFS i sound like me DAD bolt

bolt

But i hope that Coldplay will be a good one a week on monday ( :2fingers: :flipa: to Poly40 again ) rotflmao

rotflmao

:giggle:

19 Jun 2005

The ten things about me are:
1 - most distinguish feature:
my hazel eyes
2 - favourite nicknam that you have ever been called:
Mr magoo
3 - the last thing that made you laugh:
seeing my nextdoor neighbour as rougher than me after lastnight's drinking session
4 - the last song you sang ( way too loud ):
I want to break free
5- the last thing that made you warm inside:
last nights curry and seeing poly 40 on friday at the door
6 - the last sex related item you bought:
my tight new boxer shorts.........
7 - one thing you want to do this summer:
shag outside in daylight in private
8 - what would be your last meal if you were on death row:
leek & potatoe soup with a full turkey dinner and banana maltese cake for pudding mmmmm
9 - who would you share an eigh seater jacuzzi with:
shelly from corrie, emily simmonds, Mr & MrsNWC, vick uk, anastacia, pololady and not forgetting the lovely poly40 lol

lol

:rose:
10 - the worst job you have ever done:
landscape gardener when i was younger

18 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?

Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
wink

wink

Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!

I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!! I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a and in the hope of ( really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !! 8-) 8-) Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! :lol: :lol:
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. :banghead:
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon :wave:
Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then : eh
dougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work :flipa: :flipa:
Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire worship

worship

:worship: :worship: :giveup:
AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
x
Well we have succesfully managed to make the whole screen white now...
Nic you just want to be the center of attention....:bounce:
oo balls!!!......... clever clogs!
oo i am in!!! :D
Cisco, you cheeky bugger.. i do not want to be the center of attention... i just want squeezed! :bounce:
Dammie just how long are you off work? You forced me to use IE just to view this thread.
Naughty boy. :smackbottom:
WelI guess I best joining somewhere!
:? :roll:
Just to keep it going surprised

surprised

ops:
Can we snuggle in?
I think it's all snug enough actually.
Oh my god have you any idea how long this page takes to display, how pretty it is with everything moving in and out as the boxes appear, and how long it took to download this thing on broadband? And then to edit! I pity the fool (TM) who tries to view it on a modem... Blimmin great idea though! Oh sorry I've gone over quota for my reply...
This thread should not be scrolled down quickly by anyone with epilepsy !! :shock:
:lol: :lol: ooo weeeee nearly getting to be Sqeezed! :bounce:
consider yourself nearly sqeuuzed passionkiss

passionkiss

Love mollman hump

hump

14 Jun 2005

Thankyou for all the lovely posts for my birthday espsecially the lovely poly40 passionkiss

passionkiss

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :rose:
Oi naughtynymphos who you calling an old git? You never heard of the saying only as old as the woman you are feeling????...........Well if that is true then i must be bloody ancient :giggle: sorry poly40 huns ( grovel grovel )
Kazswallows sorry no cake poly40 has put me on a diet :crazy: banghead

banghead

Blonde what are you on about the first round is on me on saturday?????
And to everyone else i will have a good night tonight as me and poly40 are going somewhere rather special tonight :giggle: :giggle:
( thats if she lets me get back out of her house in one piece after this post :scared: innocent

innocent

:whistling: )
Bye for now and thankyou again all you lovely people
Love Mollman

13 Jun 2005

OOOOOHH THE BIG 40 EH?
Ahh well at least you are only 5 years and ONE DAY older than me :evil2: SO
Happy birthday Mr GHC i hope you have a great day today and a few drinks tonight or at least an enjoyable day and a good evening.
See you soon mate.
Mollman

13 Jun 2005

aww poor bouncyx :therethere:
I know what you mean about the chatroom being addictive i mean if i do not go on AT LEAST ONCE a day i get bad tempered, grumpy, the shakes and down right p@@@@d off at everyone around me redface

redface

surprised

ops: who dares to even talk to me duel

duel

Anyway chin up i am sure you will soon be back to your normal self :bounce: .........time for me to get my daily fix bolt

bolt

, as i am begining to get the shakes now :silly:
See you soon hun xxxx

12 Jun 2005

Gemmalou.
All the best to you i am sure you will find someone else soon. If that is what you wish for at the moment but if not, then i am sure you have lots of good friends here who will look after you AND look out for you kiss

kiss

:therethere:
Take Care and keep your chin up :therethere:
Love Mollman xxxxxx
:inlove:

10 Jun 2005

In summer i also sometimes get home from work on a friday after work & shopping, put the shopping away. Then close all the blinds run up the stairs and then...... WOOHOO OFF COMES MY CLOTHES.......and time to get busy with the old duster, polish and mop & bucket, then time to do the bedroom and bathroom :evil2: .
Then shower time and if i'am not going out :cheers: or if no one is coming round then i get the dressing gown out and grab a beer and chill, letting everything hang free blink

blink

and relax for the evening........mind you if someone calls round, out of the blue then they have found me answering the door in my gown :crazy: :shock: :giggle:

10 Jun 2005

Hi Sugs can you please put me and Poly40 ( bustylady40 ) down for your party pretty please xxxxxxxxxxx passionkiss

passionkiss

drinkies

9 Jun 2005

Brilliant Disguise Bruce Springsteen for Poly40 :inlove: :rose: :inlove:

9 Jun 2005

Happy birthday Dino have a good happy day.
All the best for the year ahead!!!!!!

8 Jun 2005

The Lumberjack Song by Monty Python.............cause it always makes me smile
and i know it is not a song more a sketch but.......... Four Yorkshire Men also by Monty Python for all the moaners on here (one of which is me from time to time... must be me age innocent

innocent

)

8 Jun 2005

Can I Play With Madness ( live version ) Iron Maiden......... for everyone on here
They Call Her The Cat Elton John..........for Rachel Lane.
In Only Seven Days Queen ......... for a certain Lady passionkiss

passionkiss

:rose:
Bat Out of Hell Meatloaf......... for Mrs NWC :giggle:
Dude Looks Like A Lady Aerosmith............ for Judy :shock: :rascal:
You're My Best Friend Queen........ for BiWelshMinx
Before You Accuse ( unppluged ) Eric Clapton & Steel River Chris Rea.......for the Muttleys
The Music Of The Night Michael Crawford............. again for a certain Lady In My Life :rose: :inlove: :rose: ........ooops sorry for getting all soppy

7 Jun 2005

well getting back to the thread........
I have never met a more lovely nicer couple from the forums than The Muttleys and like it was said before, anyone who says different obviously has never met you guys, and whoever they are just send them poly40's way she will sort them out for you ( once you have told her where the rice is for her curry :evil2: poke

poke

)........
I mean anyone who invites both me and poly40 ( especially poly40 loon

loon

innocent

) to there leaving do must be the salt of the earth....... it is a shame that you are both going you are the best kiss

kiss

and cornwall is soooo lucky to be getting the two of you :thumbup: good luck to you both we all hope you will not be strangers up here...... maybe we will all meet up somewhere :cheers:
Have a good trip down keep in touch with us.
love to you both from me and poly40 :rose:

7 Jun 2005

Well if i have had a goodnights sleep and if i am not having to get up for work ( which on work days i'am always rushing around at the last moment bolt

bolt

) as i like to take my time to wake up...................... have a nice cup of coffee & a couple of lightly toasted bread brought to me on a siver platter with a nice lovely woman bringing it to me in a maids outfit :rascal: .............oops time to wake up yet again from these dreams poke

poke

.................... Then morning sex is always a good way to wake up and a good way to put a smile on your face. :rascal: :bounce:

7 Jun 2005

well i will have to check them when i get out of the shower later but i would like another volunteer for a second opinion now please all form an orderly que behind........Ms Stevens and for gods sake one at a time this time around PLEASE!!! My body is not a free for all FFS poke

poke

..............ooops time to wake up again :laughabove: loon

loon

6 Jun 2005

Hi sean i know we only had a little chat at the wigan munch the other week, but it was good to see you and have that little gas, i think this collapising may just be your OLD TIRED BODY saying " woooaaahhh there fella i cannot keep up with you, PLEASE SLOW DOWN A BIT i need some time to catch up here!!!! " :shock:
Anyway me and poly40 hope you get well really soon as she thinks you seem a grreeaattt guy rolleyes

rolleyes

and she cannot wait to meet you some day....... (personally i think she did not take her medicine yesterday loon

loon

innocent

)
So just take it easy for a few days, relax chill out and for gods sake REST UP a little, or else poly says she will get her whip out on you :moon: whip

whip

!!!!
Bye for now mate and get well soon love.
mollman & poly40 xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S. the kisses are from poly of course :giggle:

4 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs
Gemini... omg BDay approaches...

A fine planetry line up this week shows you ahead of your you are very ambitious you'd use this time to get further ahead,but why work when u dont need to? All work and no play make a gemini very open a beer and relax!!
your new look costs a fortune! but attracts a new love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
louxxxxxxx
hope this makes sense!!
OOOh looks like a good week for me as my birthday also approaches..........( cough june cough 14th cough june cough 14th)..... looks like it is time to crack open the beers and pull up a chair :bounce: :cheers: to help with this sore throat that i have suddenly got
:crazy:

2 Jun 2005

Well i had a nice long soak in a nice hot bath thinking should i should'nt i???? Then thought right sod it in for a penny in for a pound climbed out got the spare wilkinson sword 3D razor out with the king of shaves menthol out ( brave boy or just plain foolish i was just about to find out ) then :eeek: :censored: ................definately foolish!!!!!!!! Then reached for the old glasses and hey presto they had steamed up, was that due to a razor being so close to the crown jewels or was it the warm bath room dunno

dunno

:dunno: anyway after a bit of VERY GENTLE MANOUVERING of skin and things redface

redface

blink

the job was done.
And with not to much itching now everything has settled down a bit i wished i had done it years ago........ :bounce: :bounce: now all i need is my girlfriend to check them out tomorrow blast

blast

hump

:blast: :hump:

30 May 2005

I would also like to thank the muttleys (again) for inviting me and Polly40 to saturday night.
It was a lovely evening great company and thankyou again Polly for coming with me, and, sorry about the little marks :twisted: that i left on you last week.... we hope to see some of you really soon.
Take care
Love mollman xxxxxx

29 May 2005

Chewbacca thought he looked good as he checked himself in the mirror for the liea n Luke case

29 May 2005

Hi Muttleys thankyou from me and polly40 for a lovely night we really enjoyed ourselves it was nice for me to see you both and some good friends and to meet some new people to.
And to introduce polly40 to you all thankyou again i am just off to bed to get some rest :crazy: :yawn: speak to you all very soon
Love mollman xxx
P.S. Polly40 sends her love and would like to say thankyou and she really enjoyed herself as well xxxx

28 May 2005

oooooooo yes it is today hun :bounce:
Me & poly40 are going along to it will be soooooo good to see you again hun kiss

kiss

and everyone else to :giggle: xxxx
See you later.

27 May 2005

Soooooooo who is the pm victim of the week then? Please tell us all .........as i have some killer questions for the person who is nominated lol

lol

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

26 May 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY ( and get mr pleasure busy with that iron :rascal: for once )
HAVE A GREAT DAY and a lovely quiet weekend :giggle:
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

26 May 2005

Happy Birthday Claire have a great one !!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
God all this bouncing is making me ILL!!!!! :color: :color: bolt

bolt