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mr_drivesdale
Over 90 days ago
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well i wouldn't resemble kevin the teenager then that's for sure. what the hell am i talking about? i'm so self motivated. how is everyone?
that's ok! it hurt for about 5 minutes! but then i just picked myself back up again and dusted myself off! ha haha! x
actually...is harry enfield that ugly?*getting paranoid and hurt again*
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well i got a reply on my 1st ever attempt the other day.
shame she simply replied with "no thanks. you look like harry enfield!lolx" though!! har har har. the thing is i look nothing like harry enfield. more like johnny vegas. lol
no. i'm not a big fat rockstar cock. i HAVE a big fat rock star cock. i'm a rising rockstar who's basicly looking for a bit of seedy sex with single women or couples(i'm not bi). i have a fantastic sense of humour,blue eyes,good looking and very horny. if anybody is interested then just reply and maybe we can get to know each other and i'll let you see a picture of me in all my majesty. don't be shy and i'll give anyone a chance to win my sexual effection so pitures is good too!
cheers ears
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