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mrcarrot_n_cream_41398
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
Bi-curious Female, 55
0 miles · Suffolk

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Hi all, we are going to be in the Plymouth area today and would like to meet another couple/sngl fem or maybe even a sngl male for poss fun & games. Because we will be out & about we can be contacted on our social moby wink Do NOT post your mobile number on the forum
Lisa & Gary
Hi, bike loving/non-virgin swinging cpl here wink currently endowed with a large throbbing Kwak zrx1200r lol
If any of you other bikers ever get down Cornwall way, giz a shout. Or if you are going to the Celtic Brothers rally in Brittany on 30th June - 3rd July we will see ya there wave
Gaz & Lisa xxx
Ok was a bit of a shock when I logged in tonight to find such drastic changes to SH, I notice a lot of peeps commenting on the use of postcodes, now I cant be sure if the system has been updated during the day or not but when I went through the update process I was asked for the first half of my postcode, NOT the full postcode. OK living in cornwall means that the postcode of PL26 covers a very large area and we would be difficult to track down, but even in urban areas the first part of the postcode still covers a considerable area/number of households and being tracked down to a few feet would be very unlikely.
Just my view
Still not sure if better yet tho
Gary
Aaarrrggghhh, yet another profile number change rolleyes
OK some good points, lots of bad points rotflmao
Not sure about the new chatroon though confused, the same as another `pay' site, as for having a cam window the jury is out on that one :shock:
Hi & thanks for reading this thread.
We would like to meet a bi fem cpl or sngl bi fem for some good ol horny fun this sat (10th dec). We are near St Austell, Cornwall and can accomodate. Please check out our profile and if interested or want to know more please dont hesitate to contact us.
Lisa & Gary xxx
banghead loo hun would luv to cum but we booked for NW4 just after so unfortunately cannot make it :upset:
But if you are going to NW4 we can give u ur b/day passionkiss hump 69position blast then wink
Gary & Lisa xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sorry to hear about this shocking incident, Jimmy done the decent thing, thankfully he will be ok, our thoughts go out to you both.
Take care
Gary & Lisa xxx
Quote by Devon1
None of this applies if your name is Postie, as his job is to dance naked on a table, whipping the ladies into a frenzy, whilst holding a feather in one hand, and a balloon in the other biggrin

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I suppose it will be Halloween.............................nearly lol
We are going to be around the Birmingham area tomorrow afternoon so what better excuse for a visit to chams lol
If anyone is going to be there, or would like to meet us there, then we will be there around 2 to 3pm for a couple of hours (or more :twisted: )
Gary & Lisa xxx
Quote by Marcuso
I will now be travelling down to the munch in a transit van.
It will be a rented one and therefore VERY basic. Anyone that is absolutely stuck for a room etc is more than welcome to kip in the van. I'll bring the spare air matress, but you'll have to blow it up yourself.

Or you could park it near the munch venue for peeps that need some eerrrr..........privacy passionkiss blast hump :spit: 69position :wanker: innocent
Quote by Devon1
Think i might be a day late confused
BUT :!:
Happy Birthday
Mr Carrot
He's 40
:cheers: :happy:

poke Trust you to be late lol
:cheers:
I will collect my birthday passionkiss from stum.........erm :doh: skimpy at the munch :lol:
Well I must admit I would love to see Bev attend a club (of her choice and preferably whilst we are in attendance wink ), I just can't help thinking what forfeit Bev would think up for postie.
Therefore, sorry postie, go bev :bounce: go bev :bounce: go bev :bounce:
Suppose I'll have to buy you a pint at the Plymouth munch postie lol
I knew there was a reason why we should live in manchester lol
Happy Birthday jo hun passionkiss
p.s. my (mrcarrot) 40th on 10th, any chance of being wrapped up & posted to cornwall wink
Quote by onlyme1981
Doubt I'll be dressing up... it is optional isn't it?
I'm not one for making myself look even more stupid than I do already rolleyes smile
So I'll most probably be all in black as usual!
Guess it'll go with the Halloween theme though biggrin

Well, after a very very intense scrutiny of your picture on your avatar we have come to the conclusion that in no way do you look stupid sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
Our word is final or we just might have to smackbottom lol
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches lord I almost died,
but I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a french fry,
I should have known it was bullsh1t, just a sad pathetic dream,
should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you the prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
Chorus:
I will survive, I will survive,
cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive... hey hey.
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
when I saw your little wiener standing short and proud,
but to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
weren't you the prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus)
Hi & thanks for reading this post
We would like to meet a cpl or sngl fem tonight for fun & games, we are from near St Austell Cornwall and can accomodate. We are available to meet from 10:30pm onwards for same room full swap fun.
Lisa & Gary xxx
Quote by Devon1
Awww, but, but... they got a Harley, too. Let em come, let em come!
Eh, I guess rules is rules.

Well! exactly a harley :giggle: say no more lol
Have spoken to harley, by PM, and said if they can join in, and post some more by October, then I'll reconsider biggrin
Were getting a good number of folk wanting to come now :D
C'mon then harley start bumping them threads :lol:
Quote by Vix
Awww, but, but... they got a Harley, too. Let em come, let em come!
Eh, I guess rules is rules.

Well I suppose it does have 2 wheels lol
Hi all,
Mrcarrot is 40 on the 10th Oct and we thought we could celebrate this by holding a small party at our place in St Austell on Sat 15th.
We ideally would like 4 or 5 cpls (preferably with bi-fems) to attend and maybe some single bi-fems.
If you would like to come please contact us by pm.
Lisa & Gary xxx
Wahey nice to see you coming down this neck of the woods Stuart_Tanina :happy: :happy: :happy:
Will be good to have another `swinging bikers cpl' to talk to rotflmao
Seriously, be good to meet you both again (faint memories of NW3 last year lol )
Gary & Lisa xxx
Quote by MadAtGravity

Do people want name tags? Didn't have any last time, but that didn't seem to be a problem lol

I think I'd better have a name tag too, because I'm very easilly forgotten.
I'll be the shy one sat in the corner all night, too nervous to say hello to anyone :twisted:
Can't forget you, your on video from last time biggrin
In fact your on TV right now, about a swinging couple on channel 5, if not you, he's your twin :lol:
I've got the video, I've got the video.......... :P
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: we've seen the video :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Devon1
Hi its Mrs Muttley here
justing letting you all know its my birthday the day after this munch, SO I want lots of snogs passionkiss
yum yum wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

How about some Bumps too :wink:
Maybe we should have a practice for any future snoganothons lol I am sure there will be plenty of volunteers biggrin
me me me me sillyassionkiss:
Quote by The Muttleys
hiya devon and folks.
Just a line to confirm marcusos efforts on our behalf while weve been offline, to confirm that we will attend the plymouth munch and look forward to meeting all our new neighbours.
Of course, this assumes that a place is still open for us.
steve and gilly (THE MUTTLEYS) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

:welcome: back steve & gilly :cheers: passionkiss
Erm, Marcuso catches me up in Nov hehe
As for the pipe & slippers......................feck orf lol
fem, mmmmmmm orgy sounds good to me 69position hump blast passionkiss :wanker: :spit: just promise to tie me up first so i cant run away (as if i would anyway lol)
Ok, some good news and some not so good news.
First the good news, 40 days to go :happy:
Also, I am not working during the day of the 29th so cream and I will be able to attend any afternoon drinkies that get organised. The 3rd bit of good news is that we are staying with some very nice people in plym so dont have to leave early and drive 45 mile home.
Now the bad news, unfortunately I will be an old man at the munch as 3 weeks today I turn 40 :shock: