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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Quote by fumblingfingers
Team camp here we come 62 miles left whoop whopp

Was great to meet you at camp, what a laugh we had on the beach, we really enjoyed your company :happy:
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'd never turn round if I heard someone wolf whistle, I dare say I'd assmue they were whistling at someone else. lol

you beat me to it, I never look coz why would they be beeping at me :eeek:
We go dogging most weeks around Leicestershire
and have a regular following of people to watch us
hope to see some of you soon
I always thought arnica was meant for bruises? dunno
No witch hazel is meant for bruises
Arnica gel is like natures deep heat and sort of gives you a warm feeling and eases the muscles, good for arthritic joints too (not that you have any)
Arnica gel is a good one for muscle ache, you don`t need to rub it in just put it on and leave it to soak into your skin, you can get it off a well known shopping channel they also do arnica bath soak which is a godsend
It is a good thread.
I consider myself to be a strait woman yet I do like kissing women and touching boobs and sucking nipples but I don`t feel this makes me bi or even curious, and I have let women have oral sex with me but I don`t think I could be the one doing the licking for them, so I`m not sure what I am dunno
I noticed the times the games are on the roads are a lot quieter
gr8 for riding my bike, and you dont see loads of cars which have silly plastic flags on, that are a hazard on the road when they snap, owners should be fined for littering lol
cant wait for the next big game ,hopefully the weather will stay nice, to ride my bike
Quote by Big_Bra_Cock
Hi Mrs-BMW, well to be honest i know that my kind of " entertainment" is not what the couples or females are looking for in this site, just to do that to bring laughs,fun and smiles on live cam,that is all and yeah don't take that seriously because then would be boring!

I`m not sure you understand.
We go into chat most nights and we already laugh and banter and enjoy ourselves and we have been doing this for years, and I`m afraid that people will soon grow very tired of you announcing yourself and will go on chatting to the guys who join in rather than just say "here I am".
I`m afraid that people really won`t take you seriously and the point of this thread is to bemoan couples that are let down and still don`t pick you and Big Bra they still won`t pick you, sorry to break the bad news to you.
Anyone know any good dogging sites near Barmouth /Portmadoc
Pm us and we could meet up
we will be going on the naturist beach near there on the 26th or 27th June if anyones interested
cant wait
am show man,that is my problem and my gift, but i bought new cam now,think should that new kind of entertainment soon he he!!
The thing is when you announce you are on cam I expect not many take notice and actually look, I know for a fact I would not look, lots of guys announce they are on cam, some even under the pretence of "hey ladies can you check to see if my cam is working??", yeah right :wanker:
To be honest I`m not sure your "entertainment" is the sort that most fems or couples are looking for or would take seriously.
I would like to know who Jack the Ripper really was, was he royalty like one of the theories has it or was he just a messed up surgeon, i would love to know.
Ohhh I wondered why you were called Bra too dunno
I`ve been doing an Italian accent in my head
Quote by brucie

I was trying to show that the people you saw in hospital might not be large because they eat too much but because it might be caused by another condition :doh:
I said cause you to put on weight not fat.

doesnt seem likely to me.
Ok then, you`re obviously right
Stepping away from the thread
There are numerous conditions that can cause you to put on weight even if its through water retention, under active thyroid, even people on steroids put on weight.
witch hunt? i think if you look for a witch hunt you will always find a witch hunt.
i invited people to show me that (except for the, im sure, minority who have underactive thyroids, water retention or are on steroids (which cause puffiness and water retention more than fat) (unless like pregnancy are used as an excuse to overeat) or any other medical condition its not as simple as eat less = lose weight.
I was trying to show that the people you saw in hospital might not be large because they eat too much but because it might be caused by another condition :doh:
I said cause you to put on weight not fat.
ok - to get back to the original question
1) Smokers already contribute about 5 times more through tobacco duty, than they cost the NHS through smoking related treatments - and as a group, they don't live as long, so their whole of life costs are also lower (can't be arsed to google the figures and post a link - seen various figures including BBC published ones)
So, my view is, smokers should get priority treatment, private wards, nice day rooms with good air extraction where they can smoke, as they are net contributors.
Are you saying then its ok to smoke even if its the cause of your illness and ok to get preferential treatment for it? Surely if its making you so ill you need hospital treatment then you should stop doing it dunno
So what about people who have never smoked but suffer from passive smoking related illnesses, what do you propose for them?
Quote by tyracer
a woman doing as shes told.
cutting the grass,cleaning the car, hoovering the home,washing the dishes.
and her only quest in life to stand contended by her mans side.
right fellas! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohhh I think thats me :angel:
It started out as a good discussion but now Brucie again has turned it into a fat people witch-hunt.
There are numerous conditions that can cause you to put on weight even if its through water retention, under active thyroid, even people on steroids put on weight.
It seams that in Brucie`s world if you aren`t young and beautiful and "fit" for some reason you are second class and should be ignored and denied any sort of life, enjoyment or medical facility.
I think we have seen this sort of attitude before, in the 1930`s it was, some bloke with a funny little moustache and a foreign accent.
Words whispered for your ears only all breathless and husky making the goose pimples rise and the juices flow :smitten:
Being kissed so hard and full of passion it takes your breath away passionkiss
Having my nipples bitten hard at just the right moment hump
Knowing he loves me is the thing that makes me go mmmmmm more than anything else :inlove:
I just tured it off, I don`t want to be vouched for or rated thanks.
No I don`t have it but has anyone else read that in their head using an italian accent? Its the only way it made any sense :doh:
Not all overweight people are that way because they eat too much, it can be a medical condition so why should they be charged for treatment, it might be the treatment that has made them that way in the first place.
I`m not a smoker and I don`t particularly like being around them but some smokers live for many years and never have smoke related illness but if they suffer from something else is it fair to tax them?
People become ill for all sorts of reasons and you have to look at the whole picture.
We don`t meet single men so someone else is welcome to our share :angel:
Quote by BIoke
i enjoy summertime and looking at the girls with there tight short top and tummy im thinking about is. would it be right for a 40 year old male with a slight belly to have a tummy piercing. if so what type of Jewellery should i buy such as stud hoop etc and whatto wear to so it off.

Personally, I don't think tummy piercings on blokes look good ever - even with very flat tummies confused
Me either, nipples and cocks only for men
Quote by skanders
its a S E X site for and to have sex, yes its good to make friends i would love to, but end of the day u make friends and play mr nice guy so u can have sex with them.

Was that the sound of the final nail going in loon
I don`t even own a tv, my kids have them in their rooms but I don`t have one and don`t miss it either.
I watch iplayer if anything catches my eye, or sky player for movies now and again but other than that I`m not bothered.
I listent to people at work going on about Eastenders or Corrie like its real, and all those reality programmes are just pish.
Much better off without one in my opinion.
Quote by neilinleeds

What a stupid statement.

Now now....
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do" (commonly referred to as "GDKPRD") is a song by the Welsh Rap act Goldie Lookin Chain from their Greatest Hits album.
'Greatest Hits' being the single best use of irony in pop since . . . erm . . . confused lol Who here can claim to have never sung along to 'Your mother's got a penis?' Not many I'm sure? :?
Safe as fuck! biggrin
N x x x ;)
I sang along to it, is it bad that I know the words to this one too