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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Ohhh you bad man smackbottom
Now everyone will know I`m not 27 like I keep telling them :grin:
Thank you sexy
Love you loads too, hurry back home to me passionkiss
Thankfully I don`t own a tv as it all sounds dreadful these days :dry:
Steak and kidney pie with thick gravy and mashed potatoes
Beef and ale caserole
A huge stew that lasts for about a week and gets better every day with enough dumplings to feed a rugby team
Sausage and mash with fried onions and onion gravy
Treacle pudding and custard
Home made thick rice pudding made with a touch of cream
Rhubarb and ginger crumble with clotted cream
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I particularly like the numpties who complain bitterly about being ripped off then stay a bit longer, or even rejoin and tell us how bad it was for them the first tme round :doh:
God loves a trier :2fingers:
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ya cant please all the people all the time
ya cant please some of the people some of the time.
ya cant please all the people some of the time.
ya cant please some of the people all of the time.
well were please adds vararity to profiles and it cant be bad to add comments to particular photos after all thats why most people add photos to their photos.
personally keep this system.
stop the moaners.
typical cant and dont like change to moan.

Whose moaning dunno
Personally, and it is my personal opinion I liked the old system better, I liked the fact you could see whose close and it was easier to link up the pics just from this one simple peice of info.
We have quite a few pics on our profile and I add my own comments to them, like I said in another thread, they are mainly for our enjoyment and to mark some very memorable and very sexy times.
I`m not too keen on it to be honest, you cant see how far people are from you like in the old format, you have to click on a pic then all is revealed, plus I only want to look at that pic not 10 more similar to it, then when I back out of the pic I have to start all over again in the different categories rather than just backing out of the pic into the categorie I was already in.
I`m not too keen on the comments part either, not all people are kind in their thoughts, we dont want to see them in black and white.
Hope all that made sense, it did to me whe I typed it :doh:
Yeah someone teases me too about it being other than squirt,i may get a t shirt printed with "its love juice" on it. lol
Kaz its my new catchphrase "its love juice i tell ya"
Not sure it will catch on tho :giggle:
My signature starts with loving a biker going full throttle coz the one I`m with lives his life in the fast lane.
Then I have the Tues night picnic club reference,those who know us know what we mean hump
Then the love juice reference coz I was mercilessly teased saying I was peeing on him when I`m really not redface
The most important one and the one that says it all is that I`m a one man woman and will be forever :inlove:
They aren`t meant to mean anything to anyone but us, not deep and meaningful just to mark the fun we have had at different times.
Blimey I dont know the name of it, its prob something with lots of ll`s and a few w`s thrown in for good measure
Greg is off to google it now so same time next year :thrilled:
Nickelback FAR AWAY (sorry wont cut & paste dunno )
This song means so much to me, it says all that I need to say to someone I love very very much who can`t always be with me but who I`d wait a million years to be with.
We just say we are off for a drink with friends if its in the week, they must wonder what sort of friends we have when I come back with my dress on backwards and hair like I`ve been dragged through a hedge. hump
We have friends who run a swing club in Derby so we say we`re off to a friends club, no lie there :censored:
have a look in the club section it tells you all you need to know about pricing etc and is very reasonable for a couple.
we`re going on saturday night, its a bbw couples and singles night, it will be our 3rd time and we really enjoy it, its clean and cosy and feels more like a house party with rooms upstairs and down.
A juicy melon, quite a tough exterior but when you bite in my soft flesh my juices will dribble down your chin
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My current faves:

I really didn't need PoshKate to persuade me to buy them either :giggle:

I want, I want, I want :inlove:
I so love heels and patent shoes, there`s something about the shiny leather that is jsut so sillyhwoar:
However in this hot weather I do agree they aren`t the greatest thing to wear as I don`t think they look right with a nice summer dress, sandals are more appropriate, and trainers are just made to wear for the purpose of exercise there is nothing sexy about them at all.
You wouldnt think so if I wore a pair :eeek:
The last time I wore legging was when I had my youngest and he`s 14 this year, I hated them then and I for one won`t be wearing them again just for the sake of anyone around me
And white leggings with a black thong, not classy at all, its like wearing a halter neck with a proper bra on, I hate to see that too
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Piggy Back Potatoes – small new potatoes cooked then wrapped in pancetta and oven baked.
Chorizo and king prawn mini skewers with a honey & chilli glaze.
Mini spiced crab cakes with pineapple salsa.
Basil marinated Mozzarella and Cherry Tomato skewers.
Feta cheese, Olive and Fennel skewers.
Smoked Salmon on Melba Toast with a dill mayonnaise.
Little Gem Lettuce leaves stuffed with spicy pork mince filling.
Mini Baked Potatoes

I soooooo want to come to one of your parties, all of that sounds fab to me :smitten:
I love all of those ingredients sillyhwoar:
You cant ban vol-au-vents smackbottom
Prawn ones are the best things ever at a party :thumbup:
Ohhh what about a spicy indian selection, samosas and bahjis with riata dip
Hi we are out on TUESDAY night on the Leics / Derby border, looking for people who enjoy the exhibitionistic and voyeuristic side of dogging and love being watched also Mrs BMW loves being used as a female plaything any takers ?
I don`t have anything
I work hard for my pay, too hard for not much pay infact
What I do have is the love of a fabulous man, the love of a great family, this is my wealth.
I know people who have money and can have wahtever they like when they like, good for them I say.
I`d really like to thank the Justs and Try for helping me put up my tent, what a head scratcher that turned out to be :doh:dunno
The weather was superb and the nudist beach was a real eye opener and many thanks to the Fumblers for sharing it with us wave and the 15 meerkats in the dunes :grin:
Over the weekend we visited a nudist beach and the few children that were on it were actually in bathing costumes which suprised me a little to be honest because when my kids were smaller they too were naked along with us.
I can`t speak for every naturist but for me being naked on a beach isn`t about sex in the slightest, its about being free of clothes and swimming naked in the sea and feeling the sun on every bit of me unencumbered by soggy bathing costumes.