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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 63
UK

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i shave legs and under arms every day sometimes twice a day
Blimey you sure you`re not a hairy person :scared:
I`m not hairy and only do mine once a week if necessary
Me too, get a dictionary and please don`t use that text speak km8 :doh:
Quote by starlightcouple
how anyone c an honestly say they are happy at being for stone over waight as an example confuses the hell out of me. i do think that for most peeple it is purely about how much they eat and how littel they exsecise, then get all humpy when peeple call them fatties or bubbly.
is any thing we say now ofensive to some one?

Well would you get "humpy" if for example I said I don`t like tall people and you were tall, or if I said I don`t like black haired guys or skinny women, I don`t like people who smoke but I don`t start threads about it, each to their own.
And yes I`m sure lots of things said in this forum are offensive to some people.
Quote by brucie
english isnt your first language is it?

now brucie that made me laugh because I was thinking the same thing myself, hate bad spelling :small-print:
Singstar you have to excuse brucie, when he gets bored he likes to stir it up a bit.
When I was younger and thinner I was "bubbly" too, its my personality not the way I look that makes me "bubbly", ask anyone who knows me, and to be honest the term makes me think more of a Barbara Windsor type, all giggley and smiley not a larger person.
Is the term " boring twat" only ever used for people like brucie :sleeping:
Quote by the_magik_s
But its not just men
We have been stood up by couples on a few occasions for outdoor fun even after umpteen emails and a few social meets throw in :doh:

Id say a lot of the time its single men 'posing' as a couple. Ive had 'couples' want to meet, only to get close to the meet and suddenly its "my wife cant make it, would you like to meet up anyway" :bounce:
Or attached men with a couples account who just forgot to tell the mrs he`s joined :confused:
We have always had 2 accounts so that we can go into chat together
I use this account for most of my mad ramblings in the forum and to reply to pm`s and threads etc, BMW has his own account for his saner thoughts innocent
Quote by markz
You could always name them on twitter............. wink

only if they are footballers who shag their sister-in-law :doh:
But its not just men
We have been stood up by couples on a few occasions for outdoor fun even after umpteen emails and a few social meets throw in :doh:
Quote by screwy55
It happens, at the end of the day we all have lives and sometimes they get in the way, you just learn to weed out the bad, take a deep breath and start again.
We don`t need to name and shame coz if I had to cancel coz of a family matter that means more to me than a shag then I wouldn`t expect anyone to critisize me for that.

I really wouldn't mind someone cancelling - its when they just don't turn up! That's rude!!
btw - they were both male.
I was setting out an example of why you can`t tar all with the same "no show" brush.
As I said before you soon learn to do the weeding as there are some who would rather keep it a fantasy than make it a reality no matter what sex they are.
It happens, at the end of the day we all have lives and sometimes they get in the way, you just learn to weed out the bad, take a deep breath and start again.
We don`t need to name and shame coz if I had to cancel coz of a family matter that means more to me than a shag then I wouldn`t expect anyone to critisize me for that.
It would be the "lets encourage new people to open a thread" thread :giggle:
mrs-bmw as the nipple teaser
smile
thank you so much, altho its not the first time I`ve been told I should win an award for teasing :rascal:
I would like to nominate Staggerlee for his role in the field of "ultra cool" avatars
Also Gulson for his tireless trek into conspiracy and confusion
I like it at night but then again the afternoon is fun and that "just woke up dreamy sex" is good too
Quote by noladreams
I agree cocks are nice, and arses are nice too sillyhwoar:
Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:

Ooooh, where do we stand on hairy men?
I'm a like-'em-a-bit-hairy-but-not-totally-hairy kinda gal.
wink
Personally I`ve never stood on a hairy man :lol2:
I`m not sure he would appreciate it, however I don`t mind sitting astride a hairy man.
I`m with you Nola on the not-being-too-hairy thing
Is the forum having a "moment" today :doh:
I keep posting and nothing`s coming out, or its blank
I agree cocks are nice, and arses are nice too sillyhwoar:
Lets`s not forget some nice hairy manly thick muscled thighs :smitten:
(wonders if this is the sort of stuff Amatuerman was thinking along the lines of dunno )
I`m suprised no ones has said make love, coz I think we do it best at home :inlove:
Quote by tweeky
The Chillians put choc in their chilli, its traditional

If we do this better at home or not have still ate it out lots in UK and Mexican places and have never yet seen chocolate on the list of ingredients dunno All I know is, aint no chocolate going in mine :twisted:
But have you ate mexican chilli in Mexico :dunno:
Any way get off the subject of choc in chilli and back to what you do best at home
I`m 45 and I tell people I`m 45, even tho they say I only look 35 :grin: ( if only)
I`ve tried putting condoms on (not on myself i hasten to add)but I find it so fiddly, I`m hopeless at it, thankfully we don`t need to use them anymore
Quote by HnS
sleep :sleeping:
lol

I agree, there is nothing like your own bed :sleeping:
I like them nice and smooth, no hair at all please I find it off putting, just seeing it on a pic makes me feel like gagging with the thought of one stuck on a tonsil :doh: