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mrs__bmw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Well I`m large, on my pics I`m large and I tell people I`m large coz I`m large :eeek:
I don`t have a tv etc but every now and then I take all the keys off the keyboard and clean them.
I clean all the keyboards in my office too as 2 of them are used by other staff, and religiously clean my office telephone as everyone uses it, no germs for me thank you
Well I count myself very lucky then coz my local shop opens at and closes at 8.
I don`t think anyone is realstically saying don`t shop in them but the large stores have strangled out the corner shops where local produce was sold, the sort of places you`d meet friends and neighbours for a chat, I remember those days, the smaller shops were part of the cummunity now replaced for many of us by endless queueing at a till.
Its not about tomatoes ffs, its about community
Just because these mega stores can throw it out at cheap prices it doesn`t make it good quality.
I wholly agree with the tomato test, the local grocers by me have veg with dirt on that taste like veg is supposed to and tomotoes on the vine that smell like the ones you grow in a greenhouse and taste divine, and sweet and juicy cucumbers not the bitter dried up things you get in supermarkets.
The local butcher has great cuts of meat not that pale stuff they sell in supermarkets as best top side of beef, or some scraggy bit of lamb for around a tenner, and real bacon not that watered-down wafer thin shit that takes 5 slices to make a decent sandwich.
The only advantage a super market has is the opening hours if you need butter at at night.
Keep it local thats what I say
BMW has a prince albert and his pee doesn`t go every where so don`t belive that, and as for being out of action with BMW it was more like 6 hours not 6 weeks boink
Personally I love the way it looks, altho he does wear a rather large bar but the feel of it in you is unbelievable, its a thumbs up from me :grin:
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This is for all females, am sure a lot suffer with this, so thought i would post this link for information, which i found most useful.

All men suffer from this too, ie not being able to work out what a women is on about just from crypyic messages? dunno
I have no idea either and I am a woman :dunno:
I say pussy or puss and foofi if I`m being silly but I loathe the C word and things like gash sound so harsh and fanny just sounds childish
And its a cock, not a willy coz again that sounds childish and I don`t like prick or knob.
When my youngest (now 14) was in his first school he told me I reminded him of his teacher
Son: Mummy you are like my teacher
Me: Is it because I help you and teach you things and look after you? :jagsatwork:
Son: No, its because her arms wobble when she holds them up too :dry:
Deflated or what
I too am loving the weather
Yesterday after a little retail therapy I took my 4yr old nephew to a country park and just sat for 2 hours watching him enjoy himself running, climbing and jumping off anything he could find, bliss.
This morning was spent wiht my lover semi-naked on a blanket in a field doing what comes naturally at this time of year, the warmth on us and simply enjoying being together in the morning sun, again bliss
blimey I hope he`s got plenty of paper and a pen with plenty of ink coz he`ll be making one hell of a list.
altho the poster does have a couples profile, so surely he`d pay a couples charge anyway
The sex museum was a laugh :lol2:
The handbag museum was very good too, all those little beads intricately placed and held with tiny stitches, altho I do see that this may not appeal to a guy :doh:
We had some great food too and I would agree that you need good footwear as some of the centre is cobbled and it blooming hurts through your flip-flops
I can`t stand them, some smarmy bloke, flash cars, women dropping at his feet, no thanks
Years ago I used to have a boss with a massive comb over, even walking down the corridor the thing would be waving at us from 2 feet beyond the back of his head, gawd knows how he coped on a windy day, then he`d scoop it all up in one hand and scrape it back over his scalp, bless him :giggle:
I don`t understand why anyone has to tell you they are new, it says the date people join on the profiles etc, surely they can`t mean new to sex, its hardly rocket science loon
I think its up to the individual what they put on their profiles, I`m sure no one had you specifically in mind when adding them :doh:
We have lots of pics of me on our profile because BMW likes to take lots of pics of me and put them on, purely for us, no one else has to look sillyhwoar: and most are taken when out dogging
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For me its even easier to awnser than my partner
my fave is her bed too, as I can get back into mine after we have played ( as she squirts so much ) and mine is nice and dry lol

not on my new matress smackbottom
bad biker
I love the 2 extremes, I find bald or close cropped virile and masculine looking but then I also love long hair ala greasy rocker.
Men with "do`s" don`t really do it for me, I`m not interested in metrosexuals or pretty boys.
You can lead a ahorse to water but a pencil must be lead- Stan Laurel
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana- Groucho Markz
Surely if it doesn`t feel right then "no thanks" is the only way to go.
You can`t like everyone you meet, it doesn`t happen in everyday life that we all get on with each other and I think if you meet someone in the nsa context then it is easier still to say thanks but no thanks
can I choose Spartacus-Kirk Douglas at his best
when it comes to musicals I love all of them (not Mama Mia which is pish)
I absolutely love Wuthering Heights with Lawrence Olivier
On the Waterfront-Marlon Brando is a god, he could of been a contender you know
Jaws purley for Robert Shaw nuf said
To Kill a Mockingbird, loved the book loved the film
Rear Window, Vertigo, Psycho, Hound of the Baskervilles with Bazil Rathbone
Green Mile, again loved the book loved the film
Halloween, Evil Dead and so many of the old Hammer Horror films
Blimey I could go on
I`m not impressed by graphics, dont like car chases or explosions.
I like good scripts and well acted parts
you cant pick the best of all time, so many genres its impossible
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I sprinkle grated cheddar, finely minced spring onion and sometimes shredded ham on to the cooked pancake still in the pan. When the cheese melts I roll it up.
Spinach and lots of nutmeg with cheese is good too. The spinach has to be cooked slowly with butter first.
Mushrooms cooked in olive oil and garlic are good.
A couple of times I've shredded a crisp iceberg lettuce and spring onion and chilli with a splash of soy sauce and sesame oil. A bit like a spring roll. Bean sprouts would be a good addition to that.
A banana sliced lengthways thinly, warmed on top of the pancake then with a sprinkle of dark sugar then thick cream and a splash of rum.
Runny honey and lemon juice.
Damson jam and sloe gin
Maple syrup, natch.
One variation is to grate an apple into some of the mix and fry that. It is a lot thicker and needs to be cooked more slowly. Thats nice with cinnamon and caster sugar.
Olive oil to fry the savoury ones; butter for the sweet ones.
And as people who know me will verify, I'm a tosser.

YUM YUM, they all sound fab
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Has to be butter melted all over with a sprinkle of sugar , but since i`m on a fitness regime at the mo, i`m using low cal sweetner !
And i was surprised the post title "pancakes" is about pancakes..........i had my pervy head on and thought it would be about flat chested women wink
Enjoy xxxx Gray

Flat chested women?
I`m not sure I can comment on that :giggle:
However a really good pancake has raspberries in it and greek yougurt with honey or syrup over it.
Or golden syrup with really good clotted cream or vanilla ice cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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The mistake was to offer free membership to the original members should only have been offered for a limited period.
In my opinion the site have to stick with their original contract and we, the majority, are going to have to pay.
Beware SH there are many up and coming sites.

And will you be paying to join these "up and coming sites"? dunno
Coz I wont as I`m more than happy here :grin:
Wowowoweeeee :eeek:
England v France, now that was a nail biter :thrilled: