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musketeer
1 week ago
Straight Male, 104
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Quote by minijupe
I suppose it depends on your definition of little, but you could carry a dinghy on the roof of a motorhome, although a boat loader may cost you more than the dinghy. I don't like towing at the best of times, but small trailers that you can't see in your mirrors are a pig to reverse!

I suppose little might be 14 foot, maybe a little more. You're right about reversing, anyway with a 2 wheel trailer, 4 wheelers are much easier. There must be a technical reason but I've no idea why!
I think we've gone "off topic"
Quote by minijupe
I suppose it depends on your definition of little, but you could carry a dinghy on the roof of a motorhome, although a boat loader may cost you more than the dinghy. I don't like towing at the best of times, but small trailers that you can't see in your mirrors are a pig to reverse!

I suppose little might be 14 foot, maybe a little more. You're right about reversing, anyway with a 2 wheel trailer, 4 wheelers are much easier. There must be a technical reason but I've no idea why!
I think we've gone "off topic"
I agree. It's the 17 I was worked up about rather than the response rate!lol I mean a 1000 views and I might have a chance nobody would seriously expect to be lucky on 17. I'm on %, if I could move to %......
How to achieve this, that's the question.
At the risk of sounding slightly desperate, which is not really the case, I am frankly disappointed that my ad for a holiday companion has been viewed by 17 people and 0 responses. It's not that I cannot find one myself, I just cannot find one with more than the usual expectations of l u r v e. With 1.5 million members you'd think even Quasimodo would get some kind of response!
The bad bits; over 60 - not a dedicated swinger - fussy about a companion meeting more than sexual needs, (it's a holiday and I want to enjoy it)- not VWE
The good bits; not overweight - witty - good looking for my years - pretty much a free holiday - not expecting sex with me to be automatically assumed - luxury motorhome - naturist environment - tan guaranteed
Advice may be offered lol but no abuse please I'm sensitive kiss
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-6683299.html
Isn't this a little early for the SoF? Especially a naked SoF? I don't think I'd want to go naked there yet, on the other hand the "apres beach" may be as much fun as anytime.
No!
I love Cornwall but after donkeys years of visiting I have given her up. Either my blood is thinner or something but I don't want to wear a winter coat in July. I like somewhere I can take my clothes off, all of them if possible. redface
No!
I love Cornwall but after donkeys years of visiting I have given her up. Either my blood is thinner or something but I don't want to wear a winter coat in July. I like somewhere I can take my clothes off, all of them if possible. redface
Well I also have a boat and have moved her to Spain, mainly a weather related decision. But actually in its own way it's quite limited as a touring option. Travelling at 8 mph max. I'm thinking a motorhome and possibly a trailed little sailing dinghy might offer the compromise I seek. But then its never perfik.
Well I also have a boat and have moved her to Spain, mainly a weather related decision. But actually in its own way it's quite limited as a touring option. Travelling at 8 mph max. I'm thinking a motorhome and possibly a trailed little sailing dinghy might offer the compromise I seek. But then its never perfik.
Well the interesting thing I found on a motorhome tour of the Costa Brava were the number of holidaymakers who store their caravans locally for about 200 Euros a year, then they either call the contractor to put the van on the pitch and site of their choice, fly and rent-a-car, or they speed drive the motorway and either go to the booked site or pick up the van for local touring. Seems a great idea to me if one doesn't like rainy UK.
That may be part of your answer.
Quote by Too Hot
.......can be very expensive .........

This is true, but you only live once.
Quote by bonafide
..... not sure if you can take `full on`sex all day and night......

Which, in any case is a myth. CDA is a naturist village and you need not ever be exposed to full on sex day, or night - if you don't want to.
Quote by bonafide
...........you can walk in to the swinging part of town along the beach in 15 mins..........

As mentioned - not ideal when preparing for a night out or returning back from a night out - particularly if you are wearing CDA nightwear.
This is such a sensible post, I have a summer place on a vanilla naturist site in Spain and I loved my visit to cap d'agde. OK my visit was not without sex, but it's just so BIG with a dozen or more restaurants, choices of beach bars, great shops and prepared food for cooking in van or apartment. It's a really nice place, the beach naturally divides into family and playing areas. You take from the place what you want, but whatever you want is there to take.
Quote by Too Hot
.......can be very expensive .........

This is true, but you only live once.
Quote by bonafide
..... not sure if you can take `full on`sex all day and night......

Which, in any case is a myth. CDA is a naturist village and you need not ever be exposed to full on sex day, or night - if you don't want to.
Quote by bonafide
...........you can walk in to the swinging part of town along the beach in 15 mins..........

As mentioned - not ideal when preparing for a night out or returning back from a night out - particularly if you are wearing CDA nightwear.
This is such a sensible post, I have a summer place on a vanilla naturist site in Spain and I loved my visit to cap d'agde. OK my visit was not without sex, but it's just so BIG with a dozen or more restaurants, choices of beach bars, great shops and prepared food for cooking in van or apartment. It's a really nice place, the beach naturally divides into family and playing areas. You take from the place what you want, but whatever you want is there to take.
Thanks, yes that's exactly the situation, I wanted to film action in my place while reading chatroom comment. One alternative might be to use a mix of phone and laptop,but they cleverly stop you logging in twice.
Hi Peeps
"Support" have sent me a very nice message saying I cannot use my Galaxy S3 in a chatroom at present. What happens is that having downloaded a version of flash for android found on the web, I can see the cams and read the text but not film any action.
The thing is my netbook cam is either looking the item being filmed, or I'm reading the text or viewing others cams, it cannot do both at the same time. I thought if I could use the back cam as the filming cam and the main screen as the viewer that would work on my phone. But it doesn't!
Anyone know a work-around?
Thanks
Quote by neilinleeds
Shiftone - Thai Spa (Schodt Remix)

Of course I confess to having a short attention span, but having listened to four bars and a fart for the first minute I kind of lost the will to live. Good enough for a party but not for listening pleasure.
On the subject of the post rather than its content, I presume ageism exists, it exists in my head for a start! And, since I am always rejected, I believe it exists in everyone else's head too.
However in real life it doesn't exist in my head or in others, (thank goodness). In real life one gets the oportunity to display wit and personality, to say nothing of a sexy head. This brings improved chances in many areas lol
I think an age on the page hides enthusiasm for life and becomes a big barrier. It's so much the case that age, like face pictures, hide personality and character very efficiently. They do however show a big cock well, but regrettably that's not something I can boast either... redface
Running a bit later, will be floating around various beaches and quays near Falmouth in the tub from July 7th, crewing posts available!
Quote by Thor_andrews
always a bit hot and miss

mmm. a hot Miss, that I could deal with. (Well actually I probably couldn't, a middle aged hot Mrs would do nicely.
Kind of got involved in the MX5 thing and ignored the first posts reference to sex. When I was 24, (a very long time ago), I had an Austin Healey 3000 and I had a crash in London. Hit a car rental, first day driving in London and ignored a halt sign. Car was off the road 6 weeks during which time I had to cadge lifts everywhere, almost never had so much sex!
(I say almost because there was an earlier busier period in my life as a sex God)
So I discovered that having a sports car is at least as much of a disadvantage as an advantage, there's a large percentage of the population that will turn their noses up at your for being a flash git, and just being your own honest but poor self is usually just as good. For a car to make a difference it's got to be fucking big and expensive, and it probably helps to be George Clooney or Jenson Button driving it, but perhaps it works for fat megabucks company chairman too.
As an ex owner of an MX5 MK2 I think it was the most fun I've had out of a car in donkeys years. Reason for selling complicated but I'd have another tomorrow. Yes impractical, and I've been told it's a girls car, (perhaps because it's so painfully pretty), but they are a great drive.
The current MK3 looks ok until you see it next to a MK2. I shall shop for the last of the MK2.5's (2004 or 2005) if I go for another. Of course I'd rather have had a Ferrari, but as affordable options MG or MX5.
Pretty unlikely but if ur booked on this tub lets see if we have anything in common!
Quote by Kaznkev
The open air pools on Hampstead Heath are fab,they have mixed and single sex only problem i found was that the lesbians would take me home and try to convince me that i didnt really like cock!

lol Like it!
Quote by Kaznkev
The open air pools on Hampstead Heath are fab,they have mixed and single sex only problem i found was that the lesbians would take me home and try to convince me that i didnt really like cock!

lol Like it!
Quote by Missy
I would have an automated reply
"If yer name ain't Musketeer, then please don't reply" :twisted:
How're doing lovely man??? passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:

Yes it's me Babe, haven't seen your fab avatar in an age, a pm has winged its way.
Love and Best Wishes
Quote by Tan--Kinky
Have you ever sent 30 mails in 1 go? it takes a while
I don't reply to all, for one, I would never have any perving time, I reply to those who have read our profile properly and put a little time and effort into their mail but for those who cant be bothered to read a few words (and I mean only a few) I don't feel bad not replying

Well wouldn't it be good to be able to send a message saying you haven't read the profile?
Well yes, if you're at the popular end of SH, vis young, female, or vwe you can afford to take that view, but for myself any response would be better than being ignored, and even if you are at the popular end and have (say) 30 replies from single males, how many take the trouble to offer an individual reply to all?
Can't help thinking anywhere you could easily print it would be geographically misleading!
There's a dating site called Kindred Spirits that list a dozen or so automated replies along the lines of, "I havn't subscribed yet but will contact you when I do", or "Thanks but I'm exclusive at the moment" type of thing.
Having just mailed six local people of similar age and pervy intent and not had a single reply, I wonder if it might be a good idea for SH to introduce 10 automated replies as an aid to posters, and for those with busy lives or hundreds of replies. A check box might allow the same reply to go to multiple mailers.
In my case, since I have no pics, one click replies might be -
Show me ya cock
or
Show me a mug shot
If SH introduced that feature, what "one click" replies would you like to see?