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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by Sexysteph
smackbottom smackbottomsmackbottomsmackbottomsmackbottom for not telling us
Happy Birthday belatedly
Now what can we do to soothe that backside? wink
Hope it was a good'un
Hope we see you soon
Steph biggrin

Thanks Steph
Hope to see you soon too
NC
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Quote by Devon1
Happy Birthday :cheers:
21 again biggrin

Actually its the 34th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday lol
Quote by Robert1961
Happy Birthday for last monday
But how were we to know

Well, friends could have posted a "Happy Birthday Naked Cleaner"
Never mind, have some great texts from some ppl
Quote by tattyxpx
like i said lol
awww.... Sorry to hear that..... HugsnKisses! though!. Hope you had a good one....
but D'oh! :danghead: thats just reminded me who's birthday it was today... 20th bandhead D'oh! that was yesterday... I wonder if he's still awake.....rascal

Glad the quotes work on here
Thanks babe
NC
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Quote by PoloLady
BTW, my thinking on this is:
It depends on the cum - which depends on your diet.

Hers an interesting question ......... does the cum taste different if the guy has had a vesectomy ????
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Hi everyone
Just want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a fantastic New Year
I have been on SH for about 6 months now and have made lots of friends on here
So. y'all have a great festive break, and I will be back in the New Year (sorry Sarge, Leave Pass in the post)
NC
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Quote by little gem

cool
I feel like a right tit posting this! ;) lol
<groan> I'll fetch me coat! (tm warwick) ;) bolt

Mmmmm Gem, can we see them BOTH ???
NC
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
OK I've had a go rolleyes

bolt

Wow Dawn, thats a great pic, specially when you make it fit the screen
NC
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Well done to all the ladies brave enough to show us their fantastic nipples
All of them are long and so suckable
Any more going to post nipple pics? And I do mean ladies !!!!!
NC
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Quote by PoloLady

Not that this applies to you NC - but I just thought of something I should have added to that last one...
There is a huge difference between people who persevere and people who just keep bugging you and won't bloody take the subtle hint of "f*ck off"

Yeah I know, some people think that a "f*ck off" is an invitation to keep replying
What part of NO do some people not understand ???
Quote by PoloLady
Another thought I have just had...
I like people who persevere.
It says more about a person than the volume of their word count.

Well, I am still waiting to get my invite to come and do some cleaning at your place lol
Guess I will just keep persevering biggrin
NC
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Quote by erospartnership
I suppose it depends on who you are writting to, if its a woman then size probably doesn't matter bacuse the cannot measure any way...........they all think 6 inches is 12 because all the blokes they ever talk to tell them its 12.

Well, to be honest mine is definately NOT 12 " sad
Quote by PoloLady
Oh - the other reason is....
I am in no rush!

Exactly, whats the rush.
If someone is keen to meet someone on here, its nice to take a bit of time finding out about them, what they are like, WHAT they like, will they both get on, etc
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So why should people need to write long replies then?
Why not let the mystery unravel one question at a time?
Precisely
More fun that way too, finding out a few snippets here and there, getting to know each other a bit more
Builds up the excitement for the meet .... IF that happens
NC
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Quote by PoloLady
Oh - the other reason is....
I am in no rush!

Exactly, whats the rush.
If someone is keen to meet someone on here, its nice to take a bit of time finding out about them, what they are like, WHAT they like, will they both get on, etc
NC
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Quote by PoloLady
I have heard it said on several occassions - I have indeed said it myself -
"If they can't be arsed to write something more than that - then ...."
But I am having second thoughts.
Why should someone be expected to write a bloody essay - in hope that they get any reply at all?

Thats true PoloLady
I think that if both parties make an effort to say a few things about themselves, prob in PM rather than in open Post, then there is a probability that things COULD progress to a meet
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Quote by tashy
tall busty buxom blonde 30, im feeling very naughty and in need a good licking and sum hard action we can meet up somewhere for an hour of naughty fun tonight !!!!!
please pm me
i think ive done this right just joined today biggrin

Well, thats a helluva first post
Welcome to SH Tashy
have fun here
NC
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Quote by duncanlondon
However the reply of the advertiser to the reply of the responder is not always quite as bountiful as one would expect.

God thats really clever
Just wish I knew WTF it meant !!
NC
Quote by sexyjo
I'd like to go, if I can find me a nice bloke to go in with.... :P

I will be up in Manchester next Tues night (13th), if you need someone to escort you then
NC
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