Quote by Him'nHer
It's official Naked-Cleaner's birthday has been cancelled this year cos he ain't givin any real clues
Ok, its this month and before Christmas
Quote by MidlandsLady
Hi Naked-Cleaner
Will you be 55 on 5th January?
See above lol
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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire
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Quote by cheekychimp
Hi,
I know I'll be crap at this but...I reckon some of you out there will be quite good (if you wish to take part that is).....it goes like this:
Who am I.....
I was born in Cork (republic of ireland) on the 10th August 1971
I'm 5ft 10" tall and weigh 12st 1IIb
I started my career with the Cobh Ramblers..!
Who am I..?
The first to guess correctly starts a new 'Who am I' game/quiz....
Boris Karloff ?
CheekyChimp....
Quote by EagerSlut
Oh by the way ...... slight rule change ..... only ladies can guess
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh go on! You mean I can't guess 'cos you're worried if I get it right?
Don't worry, I wouldn't lay a finger on your feather duster but I might get a few of the SH ladies who live in my part of the world to watch you clean my place, ok? Deal? :grin:
Soooooooooooooooo.............
Your birthday is on Sunday coming? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal: :rascal:
ES, for you I will make an exception, cuz you're a mate, and the thought of lots of lovely local SH ladies at your place is a nice thought
BUT ............ NO ..... wrong date
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DD (am I close)
well maybe you have the date right in there or not,
but ..... only ONE guess per post
just to be fair to the other ladies !!!!!
Quote by well_busty_babe
i reckon its whatever day the nearest person living to you guesses!!
oooooo thats so not fair !!!!
WBB, if YOU guess it right, you win
Just like any other
My birthday might be in the next few months, and no-one has got it right yet
Good house cleaning (naked of course), to the first person to guess the date right
Oh by the way ...... slight rule change ..... only ladies can guess
Quote by KitKatCos I just saw them when I was crawling round on the floor!
*With leopard like swiftness, Kat leaves NC far behind, thankful that wednesday was not toilet cleaning day, the feather duster still up his up his arse waving gently in time with his movements, like the gentle dance of a willow tree stirred by a mellow summer breeze (although a bit of a sad willow tree, with just a trunk and no branches or leaves. More like a dutch elm disease victim really) *
And just how did you know my slippers were pink and fluffy ????
Now pay attention, I am trying to concentrate! 
lhk
Ahhhh so thats where I left my slippers, under the bed !!!
Jags, can I have them back please, bin looking for them everywhere
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*suddenly he spies upon a pair of pink fluffy slippers. - Surely not Jags like apparel, perhaps this is an exotic role playing game meant to entice and arouse him. He approaches from the rear, blending into the shadows, with Odo-like ability to mimic the objects around him, he adopts the form of the Greek Urn Missy uses as a spitoon (£7 from e-bay) , only when he feels a feather duster disappear up his arse does he realise it is naked cleaner he has reached*
And just how did you know my slippers were pink and fluffy ????
You naughty boy !!!!
