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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by KitKat
*suddenly he spies upon a pair of pink fluffy slippers. - Surely not Jags like apparel, perhaps this is an exotic role playing game meant to entice and arouse him. He approaches from the rear, blending into the shadows, with Odo-like ability to mimic the objects around him, he adopts the form of the Greek Urn Missy uses as a spitoon (£7 from e-bay) , only when he feels a feather duster disappear up his arse does he realise it is naked cleaner he has reached*

Better the feather duster than the loo brush rolleyes
OUCH !!!!
Quote by tallnhairy
Ooops not here, I have officially not read this as I am not a Kat smile but if you want someone to do fried breaky in the morning I your man...

And I will do the cleaning after, Jags
Naked, of course
NC
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Quote by northwest-cpl
OMG
I hope my arse doesn't look like everyone elses!

No, yours is the one with the white lycra cycling shorts. wink lol Just be glad it's not mistaken for mine. lol lol lol
And the reflection of the small moon on one leg
Or is it a tattoo ?
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
:grin:

I can fuck you either 12th or 13th Dec
Is that soon enough Blue?
NC
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Quote by well_busty_babe
yeah but what about when u get a face pic and it looks mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyuuuuumyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and so you tell then. i am having you for sure! lol
but then u meet the person and they are a hobbit with a stunning face or something?
thats quite tricky to get out of.
WBB (looking quite shallow at the moment i admit!)

Well I would certainly meet WBB without seeing a pic
Such a sexy lady
NC
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Quote by DreamerHelen
I'd love to put my efforts up but I haven't got anyone to take naked pics of me in the shower sad
Any volunteers? :twisted:

YEP ...... me please Helen
NC
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A lady I knew in the Bristol area told me about it
I was a regular visitor to Bristol at that time, and saw her a few times
Anyway, when I stopped going down there, she told me she was a member of SH and I should take a look
And here I am !!!!
Glad she told me about it
NC
Quote by little gem
Didn't you go anyway? I do believe they have been known to let men in ON THEIR OWN! confused

I can whole heartedly understand why people would prefer to have company, someone there they know rather than just being some random person 'on their tod', Jo.
kiss
Gem. x
Thanks Gem,
Thats just why I wanted to accompany someone the first time, as I haven't been there before and don't know anybody
The lady I accompany could introduce me to some of the people there
NC
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Quote by sleazy
pics are good.......
not seeing pics is a nice surprise .........
anyone fancy a shag then ?

Yes please .... anytime
NC
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Quote by bluexxx
OK - who wants to see the pervy version???? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I Do !!!
Pretty please
NC
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Well, I had a response from a 62 yr old, but nothing older
Mind you, the younger ladies are also most welcome
NC
Hi Pololady
I live in Peterborough, but I, too, travel around on Business
I would love to meet you for a good session, and don't worry, I certainly last more than a couple of minutes
NC
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Welcome to Swinging Heaven Pippy
Have fun, the people here are nice
Chat to people, get yourself known
NC
Hi Pippy
Might be better if you introduce yourself first, and tell everyone a bit about yourself
Are you male/female/couple
How old are you, etc
You might get a better response
NC
Am going to be in Manchester Tues night, so if any ladies fancy a bit of Hotel fun, then please PM or email me