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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by redgirlmanc
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

Have a good party tonight
NC
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Just in Manchester for the one night, Tues 29th Nov, and looking to have some fun that night at Cupids
But need a lady to accompany me
Please get in touch if you need an escort
Cheers
David
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Well, obviously I would like some new cleaning equipment
AND ....... a sexy lady to do the cleaning for ....... naked of course
lol
Quote by freckledbird

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbie webs is up to, but who's Shell?
i solemnly declare that once you have stopped being so sarcastic i will answer your comments<MIG src=' ' alt='Club Me' border=0>
Ahhhhh* so everyone can pis stake except me then? rolleyes
I'm with Pastie and Lee.
no there is a diffents!............. they are totally piss takers in fun......... you come across to me as sarcastic on here!................ but i have heard from peeps that you are a very nice person .......... and totally different HOW YOU COME ACROSS ON HERE
Nope, that was for a laugh - not my fault if you can't tell the difference. Believe the others or not, that's up to you. Makes no difference whatsoever to me.
i am not saying i do not like you ........but just give me time to get use to your way of posting! and like wise
I've been posting since 4th June 2004 (before you, in fact) - if you haven't got used to me now, you probably never will. No offence Debs, because I know you say you're dyslexic, but I can get my head around your posts even with the mistakes.
thats all i ask .have to admit i find you difficult to get me head round!....but i Lov you all the same...............i have always been honist and will carry on to be!
You don't have to get your head around me - but I wasn't being sarcastic at all. To be perfectly honest, I really don't give a shit whether you love me or not - I certainly wouldn't profess to love you!
Debsxxxxxx
PS now you can correct me .........i thought that postie was how it was spelled dunno
dunno
Postie IS how it's spelled, someone (or you) has messed about with what I posted. My responses to you are in red.
Don't sound like you two girls like each other at all :cry:
Is there a history here ???
Quote by little gem
Hi Naked cleaner. you,ll enjoy your visit i,m sure, hope you find someone to accompany you, I,d say I might see you there and say Hi..but as i,m the "bad boy" at the moment, you,d best not be seen associating with me !! Have yourself loads of fun !! just remember whatever you do....dont tell anyone about it.. think you,re a swinger wink

As taken from the Utopia Website reference in context here>>>
Quote by Utopia Swingers
DISCRETION IS PARAMOUNT ON THE SWINGING SCENE! Who you see, what you see and what you and everyone else does MUST, remain PRIVATE. Never, never discuss details with anyone not intimately involved. Promoting the lifestyle is wonderful. Publicising it is simply unforgivable.
Demand asbsolute discretion.... and be worthy of the same!

So you see Scotsbiker, it's not just us whinging lot that consider discretion to be paramount and part of swinging........... maybe it is you that is not the swinger.
I have no plans to go this week but you never know, I might change my mind.
kiss
Gem. x
Hi Gem
If you are going on Tuesday, can I tag along
David
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Quote by NorfolkBBW
Hi All
I am 54 (soon to be 55), 6ft tall, brown hair/eyes
I am looking to meet women between 18 to 70 for fun
Preferably in Cambs, Herts, Beds, NW London or in the North West
Please PM or email me if you are interested
Thanks
NC
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Did u say brown eyes? Can I get lost in them? :lickface:
Mmmmm, just a little fantasy of mine wink
Yeah, course you can .....PM me
Cupids was recommended by someone on SH (that person knows who they are), and I am just looking for a fun evening
Can someone let me tag along with them Tues night ?
Please get in touch if you are going
Thanks
David
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I will be in Manchester next Tues night
Are there any ladies going to Cupids Tues night who need accompanying?
This will be no-strings, just need someone to actually go with
Please PM or email me if you need an escort to Cupids
Thanks
NC
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Quote by sorts

...... I shell never surrender!

Dunno* what Debbiewebs is up to, but who's Shell?
think i worked it out at 2300 friday sh will have a new record for the most users on line at any one time biggrin
NC will be in bed by then ..... sadly, sleeping
Quote by well_busty_babe
i well busty babe solemnly declare that....
............i have nothing to declare!!!!!!
lol lol

Hi WBB
You got LOADS to declare
How ya doin babe?
NC
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Quote by amalthea
Havn't met you in the chat...Hello anyway..do you travel at all?

Hi Amalthea
I TRAVEL, but sadly not down to Bristol
Love your avatar
NC
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I ........... solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender!
Dunno what Debs is up to, but whatever it is ........ count me in !!!!! lol
Naked Cleaner
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Quote by lucyslovely
Tuesday night is usually a good night at Cupids in Swinton lol
and there is usually a crowd off SH that frequent the club on a tuesday night.
Lucy kiss

Thanks Lucy
Have sent you a PM
NC
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No, I wouldn't steal Harrys thunder
But he can't get round to all the sexy ladies in this area
Just doing him a favour and helping him out lol
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Personally I love my men to be older, much older if possible. 50+ if I can (I'm 32) wink
I just dont fancy the younger ones confused
We've said it before Harry - we're just too young for each other! :shock:
lol

I'm 54, but live in Peterborough
Bit far from Norwich sad
it's only a bit far if you think it is... I personally dont think it's that far at all lol wink
Maybe we can arrange something sometime then
Quote by blueocean
because he skipped the sex-ed lessons at school biggrin

I don't think Harry needs lessons about sex !!!!
Just curious as to why he doesn't want to shag the women he meets
Don't really think it matters does it? As you don't fit his criteria anyway. Might as well ask you why you clean houses naked..... :shock: :shock: I am sure it's something you enjoy but I find that more incredulous than someone who doesn't want to have sex. Good luck Harry
Why do you find that more incredulous ?
Its the way I have fun, and the lady has fun too lol
I realise its Harrys choice NOT to shag the women he meets, was just curious, wasn't saying it was strange !!!
Hi All
I am 54 (soon to be 55), 6ft tall, brown hair/eyes
I am looking to meet women between 18 to 70 for fun
Preferably in Cambs, Herts, Beds, NW London or in the North West
Please PM or email me if you are interested
Thanks
NC
xxxxx
Quote by markz
because he skipped the sex-ed lessons at school biggrin

I don't think Harry needs lessons about sex !!!!
Just curious as to why he doesn't want to shag the women he meets
No Mancunian Ladies fancy a few drinks and a bit of fun?
Please email me, then we can chat first
NC
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Quote by HarryJones
I do not shag but will give plenty of kissing, cuddling, caressing and licking.

Harry, why don't you shag ????
Quote by Fallen Angel
Fallen angel just loves snogging passionkiss

Hi Angel, we have never met, but I love snogging too
Maybe we could have a LONG snog together one day
NC
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Hi Gem
Wish I could have joined you this afternoon but was in London
I am up in Manchester next Tues and Weds though, if you fancy a shag then biggrin