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naked__cleaner
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
0 miles · Cambridgeshire

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Quote by dargento
come on angel..i wanna see the photos lol.....
id give him my address but i already have a cleaner....
the only thing needs daily sleaning is the back garden but itd be cold for him out there and the terriers might get the wrong idea lol

Sorry, don't do outdoors, specially in this weather
My bits would fall off sad
Quote by Angel Chat
I'll have my kids next Tuesday, but if you find yourself at a loose end and promise to keep your clothes on I'm sure I can find plenty of cleaning for you to do in my house ;) :lol2:

Hi Angel
Can't promise to keep my clothes on, its against my nature
NC
xxxx
I can't give you my address then. My children would be mortified :lol2:
Can't you send them to bed early? lol
Quote by NorfolkBBW
Personally I love my men to be older, much older if possible. 50+ if I can (I'm 32) wink
I just dont fancy the younger ones confused
We've said it before Harry - we're just too young for each other! :shock:
lol

I'm 54, but live in Peterborough
Bit far from Norwich sad
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i need some new pics if anyones offering lol

I vounteer to take some pics of you
to late i've already got marmalaide coming round after xmas, cause he's to busy till then by all accounts rolleyes
OK NN, was worth asking
NC
Quote by naughtynymphos1
i need some new pics if anyones offering lol

I vounteer to take some pics of you
Quote by EagerSlut
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on all of you smackbottom
I won't tell though so don't worry! :twisted: :twisted:

Be honest ES, are you wearing ordinary knickers, or a sexy, christmasy thong tonight
Quote by Osmosis
any one want to hear a couple shagging tonight pm if interested.

I'm in Manchester, how loud are you? :grin:
And I will be in Manchester next Tues night
Save all the noise till then
Quote by Angel Chat
I'll have my kids next Tuesday, but if you find yourself at a loose end and promise to keep your clothes on I'm sure I can find plenty of cleaning for you to do in my house ;) :lol2:

Hi Angel
Can't promise to keep my clothes on, its against my nature
NC
xxxx
I can't give you my address then. My children would be mortified :lol2:
Hi Angel
No probs, can relate to that, wouldn't want to scare the kids lol
We might be able to arrange a 1 to 1 though sometime
Quote by dargento
yayyyyy the return of nakes cleaner....where the hell have you been.....
the ladies houses need a top to bottom ....did i say houses???
biggrin biggrin biggrin

Hey Dargento
How ya been ?
Sorry to use a dirty word on here, but I have been so busy with "WORK"
Did you say "Houses" ????
Ooooops looks like I got my work cut out
OK give me the ladies names, and I will get in touch with them
NC
Quote by Angel Chat
I'll have my kids next Tuesday, but if you find yourself at a loose end and promise to keep your clothes on I'm sure I can find plenty of cleaning for you to do in my house ;) :lol2:

Hi Angel
Can't promise to keep my clothes on, its against my nature
NC
xxxx
Hi Ladies
I will be up in Manchester next Tuesday night, staying in a Hotel near Deansgate
Anyone fancy coming to see me, having a few drinks, then see what develops?
Please PM or email me if you are interested
Thanks
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Ok, sad as this may seem mine would be.........my wife redface
I know, I know.....in a lot of todays vanilla relationships it's just not the "done thing" and if my mates ever found out I'd be branded a deviant but hey, none of you lot will tell them will you?
confused

I agree with the Laird - mine would be his wife!! confused confused confused confused lol lol lol
ME TOO
Quote by devondelight
Roses ,, I am allergic to em bolt
As for suprises .. well life is full of em and what a relief too or I would be so bored biggrin

Tomatoes ...... I am allergic to them
So, anyone who knows mw take note
I love surprises, as long as they are nice ones
Theres a woman in our Accounts Dept
To me, she is sexy as hell, others may not think so
Amyway, we have had a few times together, but can't say anything at work, for both our sakes
Oh yeah, we are both married, but NOT to each other obv
Hi WBB
Sorry I missed you Birthday, have been away
Belated Happy Birthday
Love NC
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by HornyRed
Thanks Blue
Can you PM me details of where Cupids is ?

It would be nice to see you at cupids wink
Hi Hornyred
Sorry I didn't manage to get to Cupids this trip, but hope to catch up with you and Blue another time
Hi All
I will be staying in central Manchester Mon 7th and Tues 8th Nov
Anyone up for a bit of fun with moi ???
Thanks Jags
Thats very clear now ......... What the hell am I talking about, still bloody confused
Whats Lochaber got to do with your hair ????????
Love that song by the way
Quote by Jags
Got my hair cut today.. flowing locks no more, Lochaber no more!!
It'll grow again - unlike Lochaber.
:cry: :cry:

Why is everyone speaking in Code ???
CODE??? what code? I see no code!
rolleyes
Please ignore my ignorance, but who/what is Lochaber ?
Maybe its an In Joke
Quote by Jags
Got my hair cut today.. flowing locks no more, Lochaber no more!!
It'll grow again - unlike Lochaber.
:cry: :cry:

Why is everyone speaking in Code ???
Quote by Sgt Bilko
do you mean Jammy Dodgers Sarge ?

Jaffa Cakes!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol lol
Tut Tut
Such Language !!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I wouldn't be without mine,,,,,,,,, and if ya had ever driven with naughtynymphos navigating you would know why lol......

:shock:
i'm good at reading maps me
Thats not what I heard
NC
Thats very sad Steph
He never got to see Sam grow up, and Sam never got to see and feel her fathers love
NC